This is Rick and Morty's core demographic

This is Rick and Morty's core demographic.

Notice anything?

I agree. People who smoke bongs and the bottom of their beers covered in pizza grease are fucking plebian. Dirty spliffs and coasters all the way.

Yeah, they have jobs.

>weed beer and pizza
>under 30 with a tv
obvious unemployed living with mom

yeah, he seems like a pretty chill guy.

im down to smoke a bowl, have a beer, eat some pizza and watch funny cartoons.

seems like he knows how to enjoy himself

I don't know, it seems like he's comfortably smoking in his living room.

>not being able to afford a TV
Are YOU unemployed?

rofl are you honestly arguing that anyone who smokes and drinks beer and has a tv must be under 30 and living with their parents?

how out of touch with reality are you?

He feels the need to publish his misery and degeneracy for everyone to see, as if he's proud of it.
And I think I had the exact same rug.

Guy has a job. relaxing and eating a big cheesy pizza. Seems comfy.

Neetbux not enough to live a normalish life huh?

Idk but that pizza doesn't look very good

>redditor
>no real life friends
>beer and weed,obviously has issues coping with the world
>whole greasy pizza for himself,indicates that he is fat and averse to exercise
>has job but it's probably menial work because he can get high on his day off

>employed people don't drink beer, smoke weed or eat pizza
>people under 30 can't afford TVs
nigga what the fuck

he's a 30+ year-old wagecuck. Either way the point is he's reddit, posts on reddit nd is a total nu-male

That's because it's not really a pizza, but more an excuse for the american to eat just cheese while some white bread happens to be served underneath it.

>Today is my real life birthday
What did he mean by this?

that they all post on Sup Forums?

His fursona birthday was about a week ago.

Destroyed.

>called into work because it’s my birthday
I hate people that think their birthday gives them allowance to do what they want. Fuck off with your birthday shit current generation of lazy fucks.

Everything seems fine except Reddit & Memey

>menial work because he can get high

im a software engineer and i smoke every night after work

You have to be one sad motherfucker to go to work on your birthday.

obviously, code monkeys do menial work

What's your point?

In my country you are allocated a set number of sick days if you work full or part time. I suspect you are a casual employee at Wendy's

>he buys cheese pizza
he's a waste of oxygen

>gee, I made it through another year without killing myself, this must be celebrated

It's not even their birthday. The birthday was x years ago, this is just an anual reminder.

>You have to be one sad motherfucker to go to work on your birthday.
Real men don't give a fuck about their birthdays. Grow a set.

>having a job of questionable wage is something to be happy of

hello wagecucks

DUDDEEEEE

>he thinks normal people consider suicide every day

>smoking through a bong
>drinking lagunitas
>eating cheese pizza
>watching rick & morty

yeah no

I used to think that people who hate birthdays are edgy but they are right. Literally it's the day you see how little you accomplished and how every passing hour you are getting closer to eternal sleep.

>Real men don't give a fuck about their birthdays
t. boomer

I honestly would never watch a R&M without smoking first, not worth it.

Only if you have no friends. When you have friends its an excuse to be the centre of attention and be a dickhead for a day

Having a shit job is better than having no job.

>being a normie
They should consider it.

They live alone and have no friends?

>All these internet tough guys pretending to be chads on Fucking 4chinz
More pathetic than the 'nu-males' desu.

Every birthday just reminds me that i"m one step closer to my grave, that my body is just a decaying reactor that will one day cease to function

Alone?

Set number of sick days? In the Land of the Free? You kidding?

I don't live in ameriobeseland

>>under 30 with a tv

What are you from fucking Romania?

>hipster beer
>weed
>crt
>6 pounds of cheese on pizza