>the purge
>all crime is legal for a night
what would you do ? I'd basically hole myself up
The purge
Rape
holing yourself up isn't illegal.
download movies and tv shows
Smuggle Kinder Surprises into the US
Powerful electromagnet and a map of Brady bill supporters.
Improvise weaponry on the scene.
Kill
Every
Kike
South Central would purge itself a bunch and it never seemed to help.
Steal as much food as I possibly can
I would build myself a bunker, invite over some cuties to sit out the happening while pretending to be a numale faggot and when the purge happens just fckin rape them silly.
I'd penetrate the polite neighbor's hole
cross the road when the red guy is lit
marry my boyfriend
>Ronald Reagan and his assistant Brady already dead
Feel free to nail his cronies though.
Wait, how would theft work during the Purge? Like the theft would be legal, but possessing stolen property is still a crime.
Build a perimeter fire around my house
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>its a "crime is legal" and mass genocide of non whites doesnt happen episode
totally funny.
I want to see "the purge 3: get in the truck nigger"
go on a spree
everyones a cunt in my town
I would adopt a dog a day during the rest of the year and beat them all the time. I'd never feed them just let them eat the smallest and weakest dog then on purge night just let 364 vicious wild dogs loose to go maul purgers while I hide in my cellar and larp as an underage here getting people riled up.
get on the bus without validating my monthly subscription
the funny thing is that the complete opposite would happen IRL, also, only weak ass "white nationalists" would wait for a crime to be legal to commit it
Funniest in the thread so far
You wouldn't dare
Scum
> implying that the highest percentage of the gun owning population, who also happen to have a high percentage of military veterans and naturalists with survival skills wouldn't completely dominate during a real purge
If you adopt a dog a day and they were eating each other how do you still have 364 dogs? You should be around 250 dogs at most
Europoor, fashion barbell into a bobby-b tier hammer, roam around caving in ribcages, skulls and raping bitches
>102% of the answers are going to be 'rape'
A board full of fat virgins isn't hard to predict, user.
madman
the standards
rape, mass murder, also give necrophilia a go
I would put water in my cereal
order as much drugs as possible from holland so they arrive that day
The third film has Black lives matter footage in the opening. It went full MUH NIGGER RESISTANCE.
Second film is kino though. It's exactly what the first film should have been. Group of people stuck in the streets having to deal with the crazies. Ones a bad ass, the others are normies. You just wrote 5 amazing films based on that one concept
Kill the rich people then loot their homes and corpses.
Unacceptable
I want to steal cars
I'm in South Africa, it's been purging since 94.
buy that zombie van that Tommy Gunn is selling ofc and go out after dark
Nothing is illegal retard, do you even understand the movie?
>crime is legal
what about civil cases? If you rape someone they'll just fucking sue
I'd go see a movie by myself. I haven't seen one in theaters since the no singles policy got instituted.
really dumb concept because no one ever does a crime with long standing effects like burning all houses down, poisoning the water supply, or setting off a nuclear weapon
Loiter near a "No Loitering" sign.
nice try mr FBI
The only realistic option is to lock yourself and be real quiet and lucky.
The streets would be filled with gangs, no way any of you faggots would survive the night out.
>not allowed to use "dangerous weaponry" that would affect the city
>implying I wouldn't go full firestarter on the poor houses
nerve gas
Fugue Feast did it better.
>manage federal banks
>transfer all the money to myself
now what
Touché.
i'd smoke a doobie
Not sure if anyone has said it.
But I would rape and kill colored people, btw I'm Hispanic myself.
right wing death squads literally break into poor people's homes to abduct them so rich white people can hunt them for sport. the main plot has tattooed neo-nazi operators (like the tattoos make that actually true, not just a blanket term for racist) hunting the protagonists across the city
leave the country
Probably leave a week in advance, just to be safe.
>drop a match in California woods
>no fire department for 24 hours
Bye bye
Post right wing political opinions on facebook
t. brit
ihe smart purger uses it to middleman hardcore illegal shit like illicit porn or sex slaves and move it out into mexico by the end of the day.
how about you kill her before the day is over, you retard
>I'd go see a movie by myself.
How would you do that? Shops are closed on Purge Day, for obvious fucking reasons.
throw it away as soon as the purge ends
>he has no friends
>he has no gang
I would tie anons that post on Sup Forums and select the user that won the genetic lottery and milk them and use it to impregnate myself w/ their milky :)))))
Stores are closed but it's not illegal to break in and do stuff, in your words, for obvious fucking reasons.
>Stores are closed but it's not illegal to break in and do stuff
Good luck trying to break in into a fucking Shopping Mall.
I would torrent a bunch of porn
this guy will end up with three frail dog's who will be run over as soon as they get out
Go for a WMD then take out something I wasn't allowed too. Always gotta have one guy that ruins it for everybody
"picture of angry colbert
You'd attach cameras to the dogs and livestream the footage on Sup Forums, right?
I would play 18+ years old games
>Go for a WMD
There was a throwaway line that dealt with this, it's still illegal to use weapons below Level 10 or some bullshit.
1. There's 4 movie theaters within 20 minutes of me that aren't in a mall.
2. Why would it be hard to break into a mall?
family sues you. you must be underage being this stupid
who said anything about her
>family sues you.
>he leaves witnesses
Indeed, you have to be underage.
Eat haram food
ah you want to do it so its unlikely no one will find out, then whats the point of purge night?
>witnesses are the only form of evidence
what a retard
>use the restroom with the door open
>piss in the toilet with the seat down
>don't flush the toilet when I'm done
>don't wash my hands
>proceed to eat dinner without saying Grace beforehand
>eat dinner with my hands and elbows on the table
>when I finish I leave without excusing myself
>don't offer to do dishes
>stay up late past bedtime until the Purge is over
THE PURGE IS GONNA FREAK
Import kinder eggs.
I would finally be able go to the cinema. They can shove their no singles policy up their arses.
Disgusting
do you think theyre sold at every airport in the world just to poke fun at stupid amerisharts?
>leaving evidence
Indeed, what a fucking retard.
Watch porn on my PC without going on incognito mode
do drugs openly
>proceed to eat dinner without saying Grace beforehand
MODS
not to mention planning a rape and a murder outside of a purge night, you'd fuck yourself over and be done for conspiracy
eitherway, I liked the third one
That's kind of the whole idea of the purge. Put yourself in place of the family. Your daughter was raped and murdered. Do you sue the guy and go through the lengthy and expensive process of trying to prove him guilty in a court of law where he may simply walk out at the end of it all? Or do you wait until purge night and go hunt down that guy yourself?
Post on my Facebook that mass immigration of third worlders may not be the best thing for Europe
i live in a small town so nothing will change
>you'd fuck yourself over and be done for conspiracy
lmao what
Are you a britbong or something? No one gives a fuck what you do with your time. Unless you live in a dystopia shithole like the UK where you are tracked down for everything.
since its in America, they'd do both. An American would sue someone for sneezing near them
I'd be dabbin on the haters
I'd steal mail and file false police reports.
I'd go around completely oblivious as to what is going on around me but I would be ok because I would be the plucky well-meaning comic relief of the movie.
so you brutalise each other on the regular ??
you don't live in America, and have never been in america
You fucking monster.
>be american
>have 3 government agencies spying on everything I do online
>have tech companies store everything and hand it over to the government
>insult a land with more freedoms than my own