I HURT MYSELF TODAY
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Josiah Campbell
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Tyler Rodriguez
To see if I still feel
Christopher Cruz
TO SEE IF GOD IS REAL
Oliver Reyes
I squanched myself today
Jeremiah Thompson
I will make you squirt
Juan Lopez
Elijah Morgan
every one i know goes away in the end
Luke Murphy
>Y-YOU GOTTA TURN INTO A CAR MORTY *BURPS*
I can't believe that shit is in the show
Jacob Wood
hey guys, guess what I
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I went and...
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GUYS
I'm.. pickle user OMG XDD
Ethan Richardson
I'm shivering because I'm so disgusted.
Ryan Hughes
This is why Pratt left her and their flipper baby.
Parker Phillips
Oh, man. Dan Harmon got JUST'D
John Parker
>I am literally just naming a pop culture thing
>laugh track
>I am now making what barely passes for a reference to the pop culture thing I just name dropped
>laugh track
Is this what humor is now?
Jack Evans
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Jaxon Richardson
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Ryder Ross
i'm done
Chris Pratt is dead to me if his wife did that. why didn't she just make Scary Movie 7
Ryder Fisher
Welcome to your first generic sitcom. They ain't all Seinfeld.
Andrew Flores
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Henry Allen
>wow m-morty seems like a really sad cliffhanger to end on with the m-music *burp* and everything, looks like it's a tragic ending for old Rick m-morty
>HAHAHA JUST KIDDING MORTY BIG REVEAL! IT WAS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN TO ANNIHILATE TWO GIGANTIC FACTIONS THAT BOTH DESPISE ME! I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE GOD AND THIS HOPEFULLY MAKES FOR A COMPELLING TV SHOW
Grayson White
>love that song since my edgy teenager years
>cash covers it a few years later
>another few years down the line, cashs version gets popular with trailers and sad scenes
>song is overused, turns into joke
>still love it
sorry its just too good.
Gabriel Bailey
This show was always shit. Just stupid shit for stoners.
Nicholas Wilson
>h-hey Rick, don't you think this is going to put a, y'know, wrench in the plan of the episodes that try to make you look a bit more down to E-earth?
>Oh C'mon, Morty, we can do *buuurp* anything!
>Isn't that, like, kind of the problem? You're, y'know, being this unstoppable demigod and then people expect to take an episode seriously when it tries to show you being taken down a peg
>Hah! Don't be ridiculous, M-morty! If anyone's retarded enough to swallow that buuuurpullshit, they're in for one hell of a surprise when I wipe out the lazy Avengers parody by myself.
Jonathan Nelson
They ain't married anymore
Thomas Cruz
I focus on the pain, the only thing thats real :'(
John Wilson
>THIS HOPEFULLY MAKES FOR A COMPELLING TV SHOW
>this is what most dumbshits thinks this show is going for
You get mad for no reason.
Jayden Smith
Posts like this bring me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break
Ayden Richardson
>not posting the end of the unity episode
plebs
Joshua Fisher
>it's a "let's randomly make Rick have a conscience" episode, even though there are no lasting consequences
Brayden Lewis
>implying subtle glimpses into the characters' emotional lives don't make for a better and more human show
I don't worship Rick and Morty but come on man don't be autistic