You are now an employee at the Chum Bucket

You are now an employee at the Chum Bucket.
There are no other options
How do you make the place better?

stop lying to myself and drop the H

Go and order a Krabby Patty at one point.
Bring it to my boss, Plankton.
???
Profit

What if they know you work there?

>There are no other options
Suicide is always an option.

Smash Plankton and take control of the Chum Bucket.
Do smear/boycott/sabotage campaigns to Krusty Krab
Listen more to Karen's opinions because she is a supercomputer after all.
Change the restaurant's name (Don't tell me nobody knows what Chum means in this shitty ass city)

If no one ever goes there, how would they know?

Besides, Krabs can't refuse a paying customer.

The Chum Bucket is in front of the Krusty Krab tho.

I remember Karen buying one without problems at one point in the show.

Monetize plankton's inventions instead of having him waste his scientific and engineering skills on trying to become a successful independent burger joint.

>Implying Karen would allow you to harm her husband like that in the first place.

erase the 'h' from the name.

This.

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>not cucking plankton
>not selling the secondary effects of color burgers as a "feature" and cucking krabs out of business

I may be pragmatic but I draw lines at cucking anyone.

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Your loss then.

>Do smear/boycott/sabotage campaigns to Krusty Krab
Like what?

His inventions are shit though

I'd probably start by not serving fish dead fish slop.

they're only shit shit when used against the plot armored secret formula

>text captcha is route route

Go to the Krusty Krab before you start work then

Cook the shit for the correct amount of time.

What's the correct amount of time to cook chum?

What, and ruin the plot?

>Cook the shit
Can't you read? He's planning to sell parts of himself.

Move the restaurant so it's not across the street from its more successful competitor

How long are you supposed to cook shit before eating it?

>spongebob
>plot

Tell plankton to start making, you know, normal food? Like I get he wants to make krabby patties but he could start by making a normal burger, that shit isn't a secret

>" Krusty Krab unfair! Mr Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession plotting his oppression!"

Krusty Krab Funfair? Neat!

I don't get to use this often enough