How do you go from this

how do you go from this

to this

>past 10 years
>DUDE KEANU IS IMMORTAL
>looks like absolute shit

Normies not even once.

Money

He looks in his 30's here

Diet.

Keanu seems like a pretty healthy guy. I don't know if he still practices martial arts but he definitely used to.

You can still see chubb in john wick. Look at his jaw/neck.
But he's getting better. He's had a hard life.

>looks like absolute shit
Lmaoing at your life right now

You stop doing drugaroos.

I feel like Keanu probably is a high functioning autistic because I'm one and I'm 33 and people who meet me think I'm like 20 because I look super young and I'm not even asian.

You can do this too, user. You just have to leave the house and not sit around all day eating like shit.

>ywn be Keanu

He's fine. It's harder to shed weight as you get older and I don't think he was trying to get in insane shape or anything. Just reasonably healthy looking.

what does autism have to do with ageing you moron?

he just said he's autistic and you're getting confused about his comment?

That is pretty autistic of you.

Focus,commitment,sheer will
Things you know very little about

to this

Losing weight is actually really easy though

change the angle at which you hold your chin, brush your hair, and put on a better outfit

This is next level shitposting

google around, a lot of autismal bastards look really young well into adulthood

It's also easy to stop reading Sup Forums all day, yet we all do it.

he thinks he's autistic but it seems that he's retarded, just letting him know

Loosing weight by doing Cardio and light weight lifting.
Honestly, it isn't that hard, just reduce sugar and eat long carbs and egg white and do 30 - 1 hour sport 2-3 times a day.

Room 214.

the power of boipu$$y

...

>boipu$$y
????
Keanu isn't gay

>banging a tranny isn't gay

It has long since been established that Keanu Reeves has god-tier genetics. When you add millions of dollars (so he can afford the best personal trainers/clothes/barbers) and what seems to be a high level of personal discipline (so a strict diet), it's no surprise that he looks good for his age.

it's not, it literally makes you younger. How old is that bald Christian dude? I bet he's in his 50s by now

Every century for one nigh only Keanu loses his powers

>tfw watching some straight porn couple days ago, the male performer is Christian

Greatest plot twist of my life