Superman #16 Storytime

TIME FOR SUPER

HYPE

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It sucks

Oh shit, fuck, yes!

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Aw, they didn't even give Carrot a little-wittle-bitty tool to work with.

Fuck yeah, Red Racer.

Seriously, Barry. Why can't you be this useful without creating like a hundred evil speedsters in the process?

Errr OP?

Apparently Captcha hates me.

Damn it, RR. Not again. This is like the second time.

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And the cameos already start rolling in.

Doctor Nemo from Earth-39.

Batman and Wonder Woman from Earth-1

Deadman, Flash, and Red Robin from Earth-22.

You sucks

>It's a "Speedster sacrifices himself for the multiverse" episode

Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me, he already did this
I swear if he dies because durrhurr Speedesters die and there's a shitty CoIE homage I'm going to be pissed

Well at least he's a speedester so I can count on him coming back in some bullshit way

>Earth 1 Batman

Easily the most useless cunt on the team

Was it rape?

Super true.

>anti-Johns

Has Rebirth Superman been worth reading? I skipped out on the entire New 52 but I want to get back in touch with mah boy Supes

Is this the real Machinehead or the Magnificent Machineheart?

Yep.

Superman #7 was my favorite 2016 issue of ALL comics.

It's pretty rad, man. First trade is out now. Don't let it's horrid cover fool you, the art, action, and story within are spectacular.

He must be so excited. This is his first cosmic adventure!

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Oh shit.

Don't die on me motherfucker!!!

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Dude, rebirth supes is the best book out of the big 2 right now

Awesome, thanks lads. Will get right on it

It's not really an anti-Johns statement because it's what Johns was going for.

Johns said he wanted to make the most grounded version of Batman ever, and he succeeded.

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I thought it was just Justice Incarnate and various supes. What are they doing there? When did they get there?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU, THAT IS NOT OKAY.

FUCK
NOOOOOOO

>killing a gay in 2017

The absolute madman!

how will flashlight recover

Well DC really is all about value these days. We got two cliches for the price of one!

I'm calling fakeout.

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I cant get over how hot Aquawoman is. Nobody cares outside of these threads and it bugs the crap out of me. Its like someone got Carol Danvers new design and with a little bit of tweaking made it simple yet amazing.

He'll go "I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Parallax"

So all those heroes were just there being useless.

Also this is just the most cliche way to kill him, seriously, at least we can have some Speedforce hack thing shit to bring him back but honestly it was cheap.

Pretty sure he has a Sinestro in his universe.

Guys, you might want to have this conversation in some place where a hungry ultravampire isn't eyeballing you.

We ANIMU now.

Well with red racer down it takes out a hero who reads comics so he can't recognize/ warn them about Manhattan

is this naruto

I guess because DC artists draw Aquawoman as an actual woman.

Well, that's the norm.

Red font for Mandarin, eh? Little political, aren't we?!

Superman hasn't been this good in a LONG time.

This is easily one of the best Post Crisis Superman runs thus far.

Cartoonfags.
It's always them and their shitty blobs.

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>Throwing away Sunshine Superman.

I guess you really CAN stop the funk.

Seriously tho hope they bring Red Racer back, well I guess Morrison will once he decides to pick up Multiversity again.

I see Cavill Murderman

>Reaction images in a storytime

There's a special place in hell for you

Tumblr doesn't read this comic so Tomasi and Gleason are safe from the anger plus Super Sons is what they will be reading.

>gay alternate Hal in slutty thigh highs

truly we shan't be so lucky?

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autism

Yeah me too. What the fuck?

BUNNY

Board etiquette cunt

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Where?

high level autism.

I feel the same way, don't worry.

How are you this fucking dumb?

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no you fucking retard, it's to not reach the image limit which never happens in a single issue

Dude, it's not like OP is story timing a 250 page comic.

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One with 'and having our powers stolen' caption

Ahh shit it's this nigga again.

But really did Red Racer have to die?

I had an inkling I just wasn't sure. The belt area is too vague to be sure but it does look like it.

He's more then likely gonna come back.

>helping save the Multiverse again

Hopefully after this, Overman will go a little easier on himself.

It's mediocre schlock.
>supes is the best book out of the big 2 right now
Not even top 3.

It's like a Chocolate and Vinegar team-up!

Absolutly. And also Action Comics.

I find it odd Supes isn't familiar with all the cuisines around the world.

Thanks for your opinions man

Well he is a speedester and those fuckers never stay dead.

Why? He's not fucking Beerus. He doesn't have to try food everywhere he stops

>Not even top 3.

Does that mean it's the 4th best book out of the big 2?

It's mediocre but not in a bad way. But yeah, top 3 is being generous. It's not better than Deathstroke, New Super-Man, nor Flintstones to start.

Nobody gives a fuck about him though

Does this mean that rebirth ending will be a multiversity event and include more then just earth 0?

This comic is far less than 250 pages sperg.

>It's not better than Deathstroke

Oh yeah that comic where they reuse the same panel constantly

only one racer out of multiversal justice league

Isn't Morrison working on Multiversity 2 or something? Pretty sure he'll give a shit.

And someone always gives a shit.

Yeah that was pretty retarded of them.