Modern film directors are incredibly cryptic

What did he mean by this?

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>BRUTALSEMENDEMON

MY FUCKING SIDES

it's a dick

WHAT ARE THOSE?!

Onitsuker Tigers I think.

>Seppuku (切腹, "cutting [the] Stomach/belly", formal on reading of original Kanji), sometimes metathesized as harakiri (腹切り, "abdomen/belly cutting") which is a native Japanese kun reading, is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai.[1] A samurai practice, seppuku was used either voluntarily by samurai to die with honor rather than fall into the hands of their enemies (and likely suffer torture) or as a form of capital punishment for samurai who had committed serious offenses, or performed because they had brought shame to themselves.

oh ok thanks

>(((Jesse Eisenberg)))
>stellar cast

cuck shoes

>removed laces
>no socks
He deserved it to be quite honest

He truly lived up to his name

Just to add a bit more, it's the brand that The Bride wears in Kill Bill once she gets to Japan.

He might be paying homage in his mind.

>you gonna kill Ewan Mcgregor with this?

nice

I represent several Japanese knife makers for the American market.

How do I get in touch with Riley to ensure he uses one of our products in his violent physical confrontation with Ewan McGregor?

RILEY DON'T DO IT

YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

user, I...

Why would anyone want a sword with Jesse Eisenberg's signature?

He's just training for the honorable Samurai duel he'll have with Ewan McGregor for his waifus kokoro.

>He willingly cast Jesse Eisenberg
That's it. I'm done with this cuck. He deserves what's happening to him.

>wearing uma thurman's shoes
what a little bitch. no wonder he got cucked.

NANI?

thesun .co.uk/tvandshowbiz/4790181/ewan-mcgregors-wife-furious-at-his-fling-with-co-star-mary-elizabeth-winstead-after-she-welcomed-her-into-their-family-home/
>Sources say Mary had a teenage crush on the Star Wars actor, 46.
JUST

I'd pay to watch this
not even memeing

>the virgin katana from a Walmart in Texas
>the Chad long-sword from Scotland

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>Obi-wan-san I have the high ground now!

holy shit
absolutely savage call out on her blatant ripoff

Why do you have Jesse Eisenberg's autograph on a martial arts weapon?

shoes

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Is that a Hitori Hanzo?

>if

Also his account is suspended for some reason right now

Is this dude seriously happy about owning some shitty Chinese sword signed by a kike, while his wife openly cheated on him?

>Dear Friends
Oh wow not even hiding it anymore

hiding what?

Discount Lynch

well I'm pretty sure he's a kike too

kek
I just looked it up and Lynch always starts his tweets with "dear twitter friends"

You guys are going to buy Riley's film and support him, right?

That has to be a fake account

>this psychopath showing off his item made only for killing people at a high rate of speed
Did he even go through a background check for that? I'm getting sick of this sword fetishists.

Yeah that's fake
nytimes.com/2017/10/19/movies/tarantino-weinstein.html

Tarantino evenj did a bit of a mea culpa

underrated

>I would be like "?????"

we should start using that

The whore (MEW) fears the samurai

>Punished Kojima

UH OH

He reacts to the words "beta" and "cuck", according to his twitter.

Did he uncuck himself? Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

>It's over cuck, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

He will never uncuck himself, that's precisely why he's eternal /ourguy/

omg this has to be fake

>I have the high test

KEK

>Not Cucknuckin
You had one job, user.

>introduced her as "my real life wife"
youtu.be/aKjmGFteGJY
How did they last as long as they did?

>the Kokoro, Ewan. Hand it over now.

>swallowing saliva as she talks

>Double murder-suicide
Riley's going to sudoku twice

is this real?

user, come on. You're smarter than this.

>While you were fucking my waifu I studied the blade

that's some /fa/ tier shit taste right there

>And now you have the audacity to call me a cuck?

Im glad we can all agree that he is a talentless hack. He is a year or two younger than my brother i actually found that faggot in his year book but his wiki page says he grew up in nyc.. even though his family still lives in my town and i went to school with his little sister.

Those are slip-ons.

JUST

just looked them up, absolutely disgusting
why even have the holes

Those shoes look pretty comfy, but the very idea of wearing sneakers without socks sounds disgusting to me.

Riley is a hack who shoots film because he needs the tones that film gives to make up for his lack of composition and postprocessing ability

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>“I knew enough to do more than I did,” he said, citing several episodes involving prominent actresses. “There was more to it than just the normal rumors, the normal gossip. It wasn’t secondhand. I knew he did a couple of these things.”
>“I wish I had taken responsibility for what I heard,” he added. “If I had done the work I should have done then, I would have had to not work with him.”
Oh it shows Quentin, it shows

EWAN STOP!!! Haven't you humiliated him enough already?

Go back to /p/ faggot
we don't care about the pics he takes here, only his movies

you got pics to prove it famalam?

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Make me, faggot

only faggots turn their sneakers into flip flops

>William Wallace's Sword
And here I was thinking you couldn't get more tryhard than a katana.

>*teleports behind Ewan*
>pssh... absolutely personel, kid

>Riley has been doing martial arts since 5
I wouldn't call him a numale again. He can probably beat any of us here.

That blade looks like it could cut through tank steel

1 0 0 0 L A Y E R S

I just found out that Riley shoots film. Can this guy be more of a stereotype?

you should give the virgin the same fag shoes he's wearing in OP

Yeah we're all laughing but the funniest part is Riley could probably beat the shit out of anyone browsing this thread, or hell even this entire website.

t. Riley

>t. Riley

t. Riley

Hey dude, did Imogen shut you down too?

As a proud scot, I'm rooting for the bold Riley to come out on top and destroy both Ewan and Mew in physical condition combat to the death

I'm somebadideas. AMA

>uhh digital is better cus film you have to prepare beforhand more n i dnt know wat im doing

>doing martial arts since 5 and the best he can manage is a bronze medal after taking kung fu classes and beating up some children in a tournament

Nah, digital is better because it can achieve better results than film and is cheaper. Film only makes sense if you want to shoot medium format, because you can go the used route and it's cheaper than the digital equivalent. But most people shooting 35mm use it as a crutch.

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no blue check means its fake