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Auggie phoned it in Edition

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And now, another 2 days we wait

Awwwww this cute

Fuck that hug is so satisfying to see.

Just love how he wasn't expecting that hug

You done good Augustus. Now you know what you have to do: Burn the Mike down! BURN HIM DOWN!

This is

CUTE!!!

Please adopt Augustus Lucy's family

Make him apart of the family damn it. I don't care if it doesn't make sense.

Mike attempts suicide when

To answer the question last thread

Female cat who fucks male dogs = bone biter

Female dog who fucks male cats = scratching post

There are the official coalburner terms of bcb

So I guess that ends the "trigger warning" pages. How triggered were you Sup Forums?

This explains lucy's spontaneous hugs.

Im severely fucking dissappointed
I was expecting heavy shit

I expected more blood damnit

Mike is for cuddling, not for burning.

It was a little uncomfortable. If I had someone close to me commit suicide I probably would have had a hard time reading it.

>flashback over
>8 pages left in this chapter

What else is gonna happen? Setting up that Augustus will be allowed to stay at Lucy's house?

I have been literally shaking every waking minute for the past two weeks. I will never fail to take a trigger warning seriously again.

>tfw i was supposed to cheer for Augustus this whole time

Maybe we'll get some more pictures of snow.

Yes please. I NEED this.

> Meanwhile back at the table...
> David standing over the dead bodies of all the students in the cafeteria while holding a tommy gun
> This is what the trigger warning was really all about

I'm still amused that he intentionally miss jess net his do nothing wrong amaya.

>yfw this is the chapter Mike discovers Sandy's dogfucking antics

>in 8 pages
Nah its obviously being reserved for later

I would assume as much, given that Lucy asked him whether he had a lot of things at home (presumably, to bring with him). Frankly I don't mind the idea. Dude could use more decent people with open feelings in his life. Once you start neglecting and mistreating your child, you lose the right to call yourself a parent.

I still don't feel he and Lucy will end up together, although they'll definitely remain friends and it's not completely impossible.

But I don't really think either of them have romantic feelings towards one another at the moment. They both realize that they don't fully dislike one another, but that doesn't mean they're going to start making out or something.

Yeah! Cuckold!

i see that you too enjoy the dank herb

Jesus cucking Christ, always with the cuckolding with you degenerates.

shut up cuck

>tfw everyone hates mike

I want people treating mike like shit to bite them in the ass

This meme is getting kinda old

Remind me again, Breaking Up was going to be the final chapter for a while before Vero changed her mind, right?

I could swear it was at another point that she was so depressed that she considered ending it sooner.

Shut up mike

I'm so diappointed I went to play DOOM just to get my blood and gore fix I was promised

It's a very saggy, wrinkly meme by now, yes.

I will do no such thing.

>Mike is actually posting in this thread right now

You had your chance with Lucy and blew it you gray fuck

Fuck off Revved

No. "Breaking Up" WAS going to be the "sooner" ending. Taeshi figured that it was the best point to drop things after her depression got really bad. She was convinced otherwise through an outpouring of support and well-wishing.

>you're a parasite
>i wish you would die
>all out friends would choose me over you

>can't function without getting any kind of attention from his imaginary girlfriend.

And now he's stuck with his fake imaginary girlfriend
Come on, Mike. We all jerk off. But naming your hand?

>tfw everyone hates mike
No, it's just 2-3 people spamming the Mike hate. You can tell by watching the thread stats as more anti-Mike comments pop up, especially when the post count is low.

This.

Augustus could really learn to like himself a bit more.

Would have been a rather dark place to end it at.

I honestly thought the flashback would have continued for 2 or 3 pages more. So now other then what the family will do with Augustus (if anything) idk how this chapter closes out.

Someone loves again.

I really
really
need this to happen

>yfw it's Abby outta left field.

...

>Augustus manages to have more morals than mike

Personally, I want mike to lose out on Lucy and be forced to accept the reality of the situation with both that and with sandy. That boy needs to learn a hard lesson, so he can improve himself. I want him to be a better person, and that's probably the best way to make it happen. Nothing needs to be permanent, he can still get sandy, maybe even Lucy later in time, but for a while he needs to learn some life lessons.
I don't hate mike, I hate how he acts, and I want him to be better.

> user just cannot let go of Mike

Oh lighten up. It's fun to pick on the the cat for being a jerk.

>Obviously taking a jab at Abbey
>MIKE'S AN ASS >:(

Wew

Just a problem: Mike currently doesn't want Lucy, he is with Sandy. He is just feeling bad because of the suicide attempt.

Which lesson you want him to learn? The thing he needs to do is demand that Sandy actually gives him attention or find someone that does. Not 'don't be too mean to the physically abusive girl who only just recently tried to make up'.

>ITT: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike

Works for both since abbey is a physical asshole and mike is an emotional asshole t b h

You will get used to it.

I really hope next chapter is a Daisy/Paulo/Abbey one. Hopefully that will cut down... but probably not.

I don't like Mike and I think he needs a little more punishment than just "boohoo I'm sad my friend tried to kill herself" and he'll probably get that in the form of Lucy not wanting to have anything to do with him anymore.

The thing with Sandy will eventually go to shit, but that has fuck all to do with Lucy because the two of them weren't going to work out regardless. I don't think Sandy is somewhere on pornhub but I do think she found someone else.

Mike will be punished for saying mean words to Lucy when Lucy gets sued for years of physical assault.

I'm not one of the two Mike hate posters, but I also wish the worst upon Mike I project very hard on him.

Having your face rubbed in the shitty parts of life often does that. I've found the greater strife's of life are like a crucible. The "impurities" in your head, the petty shit, it doesn't have staying power. As soon as it's put through hell it just burns off for a while, gives you a chance to keep it from taking root as strongly again. I'd probably be a far less decent person if I hadn't gone the hell that was the grief from my step-fathers death. It helped me see the real value of others, see that I'd taken things and people for granted that never were.
I'll always trust the perspective of someone who's seen/been-through serious shit than someone who hasn't.
One of the reasons I feel for augustus' character, and want to see his life get better. And it looks like that's what's about to happen. Lucy gained a lot of perspective from this too, no doubt. I also don't doubt that it's going to be a hard lesson learned that'll help her grow to be a better person for it.
Mike could stand to gain some more perspective too, maybe he will soon, only time will tell. I guess that's a big part of what growing up is though, gaining better perspective.
I want them all to make it.

tfw you'll never get to see the grown up amazon and twink in a secret passionate affair

He's already being punished. Lucy has yet to acknowledge he exists. He wanted her to fuck off and leave him alone and to keep all his friends and now he's getting that.

Same. Everyone's bitching about Mike needing his ass kicked, while I'm sitting her waiting to continue with the Daisy/Abby/Paulo delimma.

It's funny because this chapter started looking to be a Paulo/Daisy chapter with Daisy's birthday and Paulo dealing with bitch mcbitch bitch's remark
Instead we got Lucy and Augustus "trigger" the fandom, guest staring Mike from M.I.K.E & Mike (feat. Mike)

Surprised "cuck" isn't there

I more meant I want to accept he doesn't have either of them, and to see that it was his own damn fault for both that and not completely realizing it sooner.

>guest staring Mike from M.I.K.E & Mike (feat. Mike)
& Knuckles?

So what DO we think of the Paulo/Daisy/Abbey situation?

I love them Sup Forums!

He has better morals than 70% of the cast which is some crazy shit

Reasonable speculation says Jabbey is happening and Abbey will learn to control his temper better after some drama. Daisy and Paulo are OTP, but that's the long game. Shippers just ship, and cloud the speculation discussion.

More likely he has a spergout and alienates Jazz, ending up alone and having to figure out how to be less of a raging autist.

Paulo!