Find out Batman is Bruce Wayne

>Find out Batman is Bruce Wayne
>Go to a pubilc event Bruce is hosting
>Yell "Bruce Wayne is Batman!"
>everyone goes fucking nuts
>Bruce silently scowls at you as you leave the scene
>wake up in the middle of the night and see this
How fucked are you?

Bruce Wayne? Batman? Ha, that's like saying Clark Kent is Superman

You may as well tell everyone Matt Murdock is Daredevil while you're at it, user. We've SEEN Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same place at the same time.

And now you can sue Bruce Wayne for trespassing.

>piss off the billionaire playboy who practically owns the city
>off chance he's a vigilante that means he routinely fights psychopaths,mobsters and alien invasions
>you decide to try and humiliate him in public
user why the fuck would anyone do that?

Are you retarded? Why would a billionaire waste his time on becoming some bat vigilante.

It's probably this guy from my workplace

>Yell "Bruce Wayne is Batman!"
Why would anyone believe this?

Batman doesn't kill and the people need to know the truth.

This pretty much happened in The Dark Knight.

>Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

This guy is too stupid to be Batman.

He got a job there just because of who he is fucking, he doesn't have any study or idea on how journalism works.

He doesn't kill, but he can destroy you if you piss him off.

Wow, he's pretty handsome, dude. Mind introducing us? That'd be super, man.

>implying Batman doesn't hospitalize people
>implying Batman wouldn't horrifically scar you
>implying Batman wouldn't perform psychologically scarring scare tactics on you
>implying Batman wouldn't beat you into a coma
>implying death isn't better than pissing off Batman

No way, dude's a massive pussy. Runs away at the slightest bit of danger.

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

Isn't that the new guy who keeps wanting to do articles on Superman and Batman. I mean I doubt he's the caped crusader but I'm positive he's fucking one of them.

OP here in this scenario, everyone believes you after mentioning Bruce Wayne is Batman.

y'know, I could buy that. Office jockey, looks kinda handsome but dull... those types are always hiding something weird. Call us lucky he's just a vigilante and not some kiddy fiddler.

Bruce Wayne's probably a kiddy fiddler.

But why? Give us a legitimate reasons.

Are you an idiot? You stupid dense vapid waste of space. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire who gets more money than pretty much anyone on earth, he has all the women in the world. Obviously he doesn't have the time to be bat man. Why would he be batman? How do we even know batman is a man? Huh? Stop spreading LIES on the internet. He's NOT batman. What if you're the joker hmmmm?

Only a poor person with nothing to lose would be batman. Seek help for your delusions in arkham, criminal scum.

He keeps his mouth exposed as Batman. They have the same mouth.

and he only stopped because Joker said he didnt want to know, so kill him.

"Fool. My curse is lifted. I thank you. Bruce Wayne lives again."

>You pass out
>You wake up
>It's the next night
>You're in the Batsuit
>And the signal's in the sky
>And you realize you were tricked
>He planned all of this
>You slowly get up and walk to the window
>You open it up, shoot the line and swing out into the night, into your new cursed life

I suspect that Lois Lane is a dude and possibly is Batman.

It all makes sense, he always disappears when there's trouble about.

Not fucked at all. Batman doesn't kill. He just blackmails people like any other corporate stooge. What did we not all watch The Dark Knight?

What! That guy that bought a restaurant so his bimbos could play in the lobby fountain? fuck you. That rich douchbag probably can't even piss without someone holding his dick much less fight crime. If he's batman then I'm fucking catwoman.

Batman showing up the very night you oust him just lends further credence to your theory. Bruce strikes me as a more subtle operator. He would probably use his resources to diffuse the situation surreptitiously. Maybe let the thing die out over a few years. He strikes me as a patient and prudent man.

Then, when this whole mess has been forgotten, he would kidnap you in the middle of the night and make you his cock-hungry sex slave.

To answer your question: "Very fucked"

yeah because a comic book character and a real person are totally the same thing

fucking moron

I really doubt Batman would beat someone up for something that petty.
It's not illegal or morally wrong.

Unless you have hard evidence to back up your claim, nobody's going to believe you, and even if you did, do you really think that you'd be able to keep that shit safe from Batman? The most autistically over prepared and over cautious super hero? If you keep the evidence on a computer he'd probably just hack into it and alter the photo or whatever document you may have.

>He got a job there just because of who he is fucking
wait THAT'S the guy fucking Perry?

damn

I didn't write out the whole explanation because reasons but:
>You state how Batman has such advanced tech that Bruce could afford
>Bring up Bruce's loss of his parents as his motivation for crime fighting
>address the fact that the amount of boys he's raised as his own match the number of his robins (that one is prone to have holes in it)
>Bring up how Bruce is never home at night when you come over for an interview
>also point out how angry Bruce looks and how he isn't denying anything,,,he's just standing there.. silently...

the nice thing is that you don't need any kind of proof or credibility.
once the theory gets put out people will soon connect the dots.

I'd pull off my pants to reveal my erect penis to him.

So what would happen if I hired Deadshot and Deathstroke to kill Bruce Wayne in from of everyone at a fundraising event. Batman will ether have to break kayfabe or die. If Bruce show off his "skills" it would raise attention. No words, just mow Bruce down into hamburger meat.

>2017
>falling for the Batman is real meme

kek fucking retard, it's just an urban legend OP

Shut up, Hal Jordan

He is real my uncle who lives in Gotham saw him once fighting a man in robot suit shooting ice I think his name was Mr Snow

who the fuck is Clark Kent?

>saw him once fighting a man in robot suit shooting ice I think his name was Mr Snow

I bet your uncle saw him with a little boy in a flamboyant costume fighting too huh.

What dots? The truth is like the least believable explanation of the evidence.

Have you seen bruce wayne?

The guy is drunk like 24/7, and he spends most his time out of the country getting shitfaced with random women.

The guy is a trust fund arrested development baby.

Just look up all the bruce wayne videos on youtube. The guy is a clown.

He'll beat the shit out of you though, maybe break a few bones.

I don't need that in my life.

HE'S TRYING TO COVER IT UP user

Go on...

Bruce Wayne is not Batman but i also don`t buy the fact he is what he show to the world, I looked into his past and the evidence is that he is a dangerous person when he will decide to get become serious or his mind snap:
His parents died in front of him when he was a kid also he vanished for years and trained with all sorts of teachers and trainers about all sorts of skills that a crimefighter would learn throughout the world but we know he is not Batman and he has a lot of money to do wahtever he wants Bruce Wayne is a criminal who hides his life of crime with the public life he has and his mind will eventually snap and he will be a dangerous maniac

How exactly are you going to explain all of this before security drags you away for causing a disruption?

As to your actual arguments
>You state how Batman has such advanced tech that Bruce could afford
That just means Batman has some kind of financial backing, it doesn't have to be Bruce nor does it mean that he and Batman are the same person

>Bring up Bruce's loss of his parents as his motivation for crime fighting
It's Gotham, 1 out of every like 4 people has probably lost a loved one to crime.

>address the fact that the amount of boys he's raised as his own match the number of his robins (that one is prone to have holes in it)
It could also easily just be a coincidence

>Bring up how Bruce is never home at night when you come over for an interview
Just because his butler tells you he's not home doesn't mean he isn't. It just means he doesn't like to talk to crazy conspiracy theorists that show up unannounced outside his house in the middle of the night

>also point out how angry Bruce looks and how he isn't denying anything,,,he's just standing there.. silently...
Bruce is a better actor than that. He isn't going to break character just because someone starts loudly accusing him of being Batman, he's going to play it harder.

ooh, is this the same uncle who works at Nintendo and totally knows the next Smash lineup?

NO it's the Uncle who used to work at LexCorp. He told me that Luthro's trying to make performing enhanced drugs based off a space rock or someshit.

That bumbling klutz? HAHAHAHA

Good one, user.

>It's Gotham, 1 out of every like 4 people has probably lost a loved one to crime.
Can confirm, have family in gotham.

1 was killed in a fire started by firefly, one lost a foot after it got frozen by Mr. Freeze, and another just sorta disappeared one night while coming home from work.

It's just gotham.

I buy that Wayne isn't what he shows to the world, but I don't buy that he's a criminal.
Wayne is a god damn clown and a womanizer, yet ever since he "took over" Wayne Enterprises it's been more successful, and had more charity events, than ever before.

I think Wayne is a legitimately skilled businessman who is trying to help his community, but is covering it up with his hedonist act in order to fool the corrupt businessmen and officials in Gotham.

Fuck, that's awful user. Makes you wonder if the whole damned city was built over a native burial ground or something.

Bruce Wayne is a mobster and so where his parents, the Waynes are the biggest crooks in Gotham. Oh and Bruce Wayne is a Murderer

>Bruce fucking Wayne
>The idiot who wastes daddy's money on porns stars, while spending all day drunk
>A mobster
I won't deny his father was a crook, but Wayne is way too fucking stupid to be a member of the mob.

Shit man one of my cousins killed another one in a gang war. Josh joined up with Two-face, and Thomas was with Penguin. Josh is dead now.

I ain't gonna lie bor, pretty sure I saw a fucking demon a few times during my commute home from work.

You know what really bugs me about bruce wayne?

He collects orphans. The guy has adopted like 3 or 4 kids, and you almost never see them with him because he's probably got them sent off to some boarding school or something.

He just does it for good publicity.

Remember that scandal that he had a bastard with some jihadi

There's a different wayne bastard showing up in one tabloid or another every week.

The guy probably has like 30 or 40 kids.

>visit friend in Gotham
>see clown in purple suit just up and shot a guy out of the blue down the street

christ just nuke the damn city already

this is why I live in metropolis

He might be doing something ELSE with those kids if you catch my drift.
Greyson did run off to fucking Bloodhaven of all places to get away from him.

>Super low street crime
>Good food
>Clean city
>Plenty of jobs

I love metropolis. So long as you aren't going to Suicide Slums the place is perfect.

I mean, insurance is high because of various super crap, but at least people don't have to worry about getting murdered by poison fish.

>Falling for the Metropolis meme
Sure I wanna live in a city where apartment buildings get destroyed every other week, driving up insurance prices like crazy.

Central City is the place to live.

If you notice, he's also got a type.

Remember that second kid he adopted?

I heard the kid didn't even have black hair, but Wayne had him dye it to look like Greyson, who himself looked a lot like Bruce.

How vain can you get?

Flash Town is best town.

Even the bad guys are nice so long as you aren't a dick or get in their way.

Most of them, at least.

Maybe he got molested as a kid? Either by his crook of a father, or by that butler who raised him.
By the way, who the fuck lets a BUTLER raise a kid?

>By the way, who the fuck lets a BUTLER raise a kid?
Rich people.

Usually it's a nanny, though. I guess the waynes were just cheap.

>implying Flash is real

???????

I was talking about after his parents were dead bro. They left a kid in the care of a fucking Butler, not his closest living relatives, not a foster home, they left him with the guy paid to clean the fucking house.

He`s the PUBLIC face of the mob, the guy that legitimize the whole damn thing! He shook Carmine Falcone hand and had a private talk with him after Bruce said he wanted to discuss business with him.
You forget how he murdered Vesper Fairchild (His ex-girlfriend who was a journalist) and got away with it eventually because he is friend with Commissioner Gordon, he used his money to bribe his way out of trouble and had mercenary David Cain tell everyone he was responsible.

>Flash
>Not Real
Pick one and only one. This isn't "the batman" myth we're talking about. The Flash uses fucking police radios and interacts with people on a regular basis.

Dude Bludhaven is like forty five minute commute. If he wanted to get away from Wayne, he could have tried harder. On the brightside, apparently it's more family friendly now.

Who the Hell is Bruce Wayne?

Nice theory user but how do explain his support of Harevy Dent? Before ya know the terrible scarring

My point was that if Gotham is a crime infested hellhole, and it is, then Bludhaven makes it look like the safest city on Earth in comparison.

Hal, please

Clark Kent wears glasses. Batman doesn't wear glasses. That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.

You DO realize he count have lenses in the eye-holes of the mask right? Built right into the mask.

Bludhaven's gotten better user. They've got casinos and an amusement park now. I don't have to worry about tripping balls when I drink tap water.

He had a rebel phase later than most people and revolted against his "uncle" Carmine who do seem him as a nephew

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>Casinos
Oh boy, places traditionally owned by the mob! That's proof the city is turning around!
>Amusement parks
Oh boy, places where drug addicts spend all night and leave their used needles lying around!

I'll stick to Central City, thanks.

Not relevant, Captain Amazing doesn't wear a mask.

I'm stuck in Hub City, please send help.

>Batman beats up man accusing Bruce Wayne of being Batman, first person to be beaten Batman solely over Batman accusations

yeah really thought that through

>Hub City
I'll be sure to donate a dollar to the charity fund named after your death

Fuck you bruce, let me join in asshole.

But have we seen them at the same bat-place and the same bat-tine?

>Le Bruce Wayne is Batman meme

Fuck off Lexcorp shills

Kent? The new guy? I heard he's really turning heads with his reporting style, but I doubt he's the Batman.

>Batman
>An actual person and not some monster thing.

get a load of this guy, loosen up the tin foil hat ya whack job.

That happened. David Cain sets up Bruce for murder and the only alibi is that he was Batmaning it up at the time. Bruce goes to jail, escapes and then sells it that he was out in the Bahamas or something while the lawyers figured it out. Bruce Wayne Murderer/Fugitive. It sounds better than it was but the most interesting part that they don't explore is that Luthor hired Cain to do the job, while Cain knew the connection they don't mention if Luthor knew it too.

Why do americans let masked lunatics run around beating people up?

Also why are your police so incompetent that they can't catch even one of them?

I bet it's loud in Central and Keystone city. Nonstop sonic booms every time there's a crime. Can anyone verify?

I mean you get these weird ass lightning strikes every so often up in Fawcett but otherwise nothing huge.

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Not really, Flash got asked about it once by a reporter, apparently he can stop the vibrations that cause the boom or something.

Gotham City or Hub City. Which is worse?

That'd be a neat gimmick for an OC superhero.

Or supervillain.

At Metropolis isn't Coast City, that place apparently can't seem to handle a single alien attack.