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Riddle me this!
There are 3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matches, how do they manage to smoke?
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Logan Garcia
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Mason Martinez
One pulls out a lighter
Austin Kelly
one of them uses his lighter?
Thomas Carter
Two men overpower the third man, and use his bones. They rub them together to start a fire.
Jacob Cox
they all smoke dick
right?
Jason Martinez
Oh, yeah, I mean, one pulls out a lighter.
Hunter Butler
magnifier+sun
stoves
battery+any conductor
toaster
smoke signals
Parker Lopez
It's a motorboat. Use the heat from the engine to light it.
Connor Campbell
One of these men spontaneously combusts.
Gabriel Brooks
they quit smoking cold turkey and suck their dicks.
James Roberts
One pulls out the flare gun, shoots his friend with it, and then smokes happily as the boat burns and the others scream in horror.
Luke Hill
my buddies grandma used to be frank gorshin's side piece, hah
Elijah Ortiz
Drop one of the men off the boat to make it lighter, use lighter to light cig
Ryder James
Why not pull out two cigarettes, make sure they match, then use the match?
Kayden Williams
holy hackneyed.
They throw one cigarette away and make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Thomas Rodriguez
Lighter
Chase Ward
got any more?
John Robinson
“We walked in … and it was an orgy. So I immediately went into the Batman character, and Frank went into the Riddler character, because we were getting the big giggles. It was so funny to us, what we walked into. And we were kicked out. We were expelled from the orgy.”
West and Gorshin were truly based
Josiah Richardson
WAAA WAAA WAAA WAAAAAH
Brandon Gonzalez
OOOHHHOOOHOOOOHOOOOOO
Riddle me this!
What is it that's always coming but never arrives?
Levi Ortiz
You throw one cigarette over board and make the boat a cigarette lighter :^)
Benjamin Allen
Winter
Noah White
They have an extra cigarette. They rub two like two sticks until one of them catches on fire, then they use that one to light the other three.
Connor Myers
the future, you deviant!
Robert Brown
my sperm
Alexander Thomas
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Christian Miller
The Happening.
Grayson Mitchell
Anybody in need of my help around here?
Michael Bell
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Aaron Thompson
post more examples of thicc knio.
Nicholas Lee
>she will never tie you up with her golden lasso
WHY GOD WHY?
Asher Lopez
T. O. Morrow
Daniel Young
This show was degenerate
Charles Nguyen
kek
Ayden Russell
>get gf
>get her into cosplay
>buy her a Wonder Woman outfit for your anniversary (or hint at it strongly and hope she doesn't fuck up by buying the wrong one or one with a rope too weak to do kinky shit and goddamnit she can't do anything right forget it, alright, forget it)
This isn't difficult, user.
Jaxon Thomas
death
Joshua Brooks
>yfw he thinks the rope is the hard one to get
Jacob Long
Cameron Hernandez
YOU'D THINK
Blake Young
The sheer stupidity of this scene, yet they pull it off, and make it hilarious.
That show was one of a kind.
Dylan Lee
>Two men overpower the third man, and use his bones. They rub them together to start a fire.
What a couple of fags haha.
Brody Foster
does TV land still exist?
Brody Miller
>yes it's useful sometimes
Lucas Lewis
Sure.
Anthony Cox
He was freakin' awesome in this role.
Joshua Bennett
Xavier Martin
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Dominic Hughes
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