ITT: scenes men will never understand

ITT: scenes men will never understand

Pretty sure guys can do that too.

Happened to me.

Proof that anal sex is for fags and scat fetishists.

Dumb roastie

That is disgusting....She needs to clean her asshole. It looks fucking dirty. That needs to be bleach.

Wait... what came out?

YASSSSS SLAY QUEEN

poop

A chocolate mcnuggie.

Looked like a snickers bar

you'll never guess

why would she just freeze and stare at the cam like that? why didn't she shut it off? was this a live cam thing? either way that's gross and hilarious

An eel of Ceti Alpha V

is this a camwhore?

wtf I like men now

Imagine eating her pussy in this position, then you yawn and she shoots a turd nugget down your throat and you accidentally swallow it.

I would eat that pussy, Id eat that ass too if she knew how to prepare properly.

>tfw I jerked it to that asshole before

>at any given time, there could be hundreds if not thousands of fecal particles in and around a woman's genitals
When did you realize they weren't worth it, bros?

i would fuck the shit out of this slut

y-yeah... "accidentally"

>you yawn
The image of a man stopping and yawning while his girlfriend lies there confused made me giggle a little, thanks user.

sneed

whats her name

>he likes eating ass

quick someone gib name before this thread 404s

Its hair. Her asshole is hairy.

>doesnt stick his tongue in every hole hes going to fuck

are you even a man

What category of porn would this come under? Asking for a friend.

poogrill420x

Going down on a girl is submissive cuck shit anyway, not to mention it sucks. Just don't put your mouth down there and you'll be find

I don't quite remember but I know it started with an A

cmon bruh stop memeing
think harder

how do they not know they have shit up their arse

I only have semen in mine

is her asshole considered to be super large or is that normal? im a virgin so i dont know but that looked pretty gaping to me

Agreed. Women lose respect for any man that goes down on them.
t. roastie

This may be the gayest thing ive ever read and I just read Kevin Spacey's apology

poo poo porn

Fuck that hairy asshole is hot.

The brown pill

Oh yes, I remember now, it's Ashley Alban

post feminine penis please

>Not dominating her with your tongue and fingers, making her legs tremble and bidy squirm while she begs for your dick
Now that's what I call gay

I think we can all agree that "scat" is the most repulsive thing ever invented.

>43 replies

BASED

no its not

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

based sneedposter

This
Only a perma virgin cuck who doesnt know the taste of sweet pussy would say this

perra caca

are you blind?

>dominating someone by putting your mouth on their genitals

>they go down
Oh boy.

pussy doesnt taste sweet tho...
wait... YOURE A VIRGIN?!?!?

Ok then, I haven't jerked it to her

>Threads still up

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>Give oral
>being a man

do it, I dare you

>He had to see a video of a girl shitting to realize women's buttholes are close to their pussies.

poop

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>weed is for faggots guys!
>i swear im an alpha chad and not a faggot
kys

Does anyone have that picture of the autist and his anime girlfriend that demands him to eat a giant pile of pokemon poo on the carpet?

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I've been seeing this image for the past 5 years and only now I've noticed it is supposed to mean shitposting.

Didn't she get murdered?

very high quality thread guys

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It's easy to not do it when youll never have the opportunity

Is that really all youve got?

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>he doesn't know the pure ecstasy that is dining on vagina while she squirms and rubs your dick with her foot then begs you to fuck and finish inside her

>uses weed, whose cannabinoids both lower testosterone and increase estrogen
>goes down
Not a coincidence, surely.

this is the reason anal sex is not worth it

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im not really trying and im not the same guy you were talking to
but yea pussy doesnt taste sweet so you sound like a virgin

I don’t know, I like her final position.
I’d fuck her there even with a turd on the floor.

Not so fast. 3 get

I have the opportunity to do it right now if I wanted. I've been with my wife for four years now, and gone down on her once, on our wedding night.

I still make her cum essentially every time we have sex without putting my mouth on her.

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How much would it cost to get Jenny to do something like that?

Are you sure about what you are doing here?

>cannabis lowers test and increases estrogen

hi Sup Forums

yo can any1 see my posts or am i shadowbanned?

>the pure ecstasy of emasculation

>close to their pussies.
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> Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)23:15:13 No.89588883 ▶
>File: 1462089343013.png (21 KB, 645x773)
>poop
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> Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)23:15:38 No.89588894 ▶
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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> Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)23:15:38 No.89588895 ▶
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> Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)23:18:20 No.89588981 ▶
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>im not really trying and im not the same guy you were talking to
>but yea pussy doesnt taste sweet so you sound like a virgin
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> Anonymous 10/29/17(Sun)23:18:43 No.89588995 ▶
>I don’t know, I like her final position.
>I’d fuck her there even with a turd on the floor.
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>white people

>whose cannabinoids both lower testosterone and increase estrogen
wtf youre retarded if you think thats true
kill yourself

Sam thinks its great though.

Victory is mine

You're good.

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She was pretty much using the dildo the same way you'd use a plunger. Or course she would drop a shit if her rectum wasn't empty.
Dumb roastie.