Jonathan x Steve

Which is /ourguy/?

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steve obviously

Steve.

Johnathan is a druggy degenerate

>before s2
fuck steve fucking chad reeeee
>after s2
based steve /ourguy/

what happened?

the one who does not look like an aids ad

Billy

Johnathan COKE unleashed

incels killed themselves

that's some of the worst hair I've ever seen.

Lovecraftian

Holy shit how old is Jonathan? That is so fucking sad.

Steve has a falcon for hair, how based is that.

What sort of girls like Jonathan and what sort of girls like Steve?

>What sort of girls like Jonathan
art hoes
>what sort of girls like Steve
stacys

>Holy shit how old is Jonathan?

23, two years younger than Steve.

just

slags and roasties

this

...

>23
Good lord

steve

jonathan looks like edward furlongs coke brother

>tfw Chad lost in season 2

NOT LIKE THIS

I'M TIRED OF ALL BITCH MADE BOYS

jonathan - /fa/
steve - Sup Forums

>tfw Steve is a Nintenchad
m.youtube.com/watch?v=C3c_JDDp99k
Feels good.

Steve is cool. Great character arc. Johnathan is nicer to his bro but is still a loner.

Is Johnatan trying to catch up with this guy?

>hot
>alpha
>turns out to be a nice guy

what do you think

>also a cuckold

sounds like a good pick for neo/tv/

Nintenchild you mean

He knows there are plenty other hotter fish in the sea

>chad
>babysitter
>demogorgon fighter
>massive bro all around
King Steve will always be /ourguy/

He was always the best.

Steve,Billy and Samwise are definetely /ourguys/ from that show

>23, two years younger than Steve
Jesus Christ, is this what cocaine does to people?

>Samwise

He was a beta fag, not /myguy/

Wouldnt be surprised if Edward Footlong didnt get Weinsteined or similar. Explains why he turned out so fucked up.

> Beta fag opens the gates by himself to save everyone else

What are you talking about, mate?

Steve was always /ourguy/. Incels forget this is a chad board

It turned out Jonathan was the Chad all along

Steve. Jonathan is fucking gross. Billy is hotter though.

Anyone has a webm or gif of this scene?

The Chad. Betas are disgusting.

Steve became bitch-made in season 2, Billy is /ourguy/

Havent checked Sup Forums since watching is it gay to choose Steve?

>Why does he look so skinny
>it was coke all along

...

Agreed. Cant wait for Billy redemption arc and becoming best buds with Steve.

Steve. We already had a Jonathan in our timeline and he turned out rotten.

this of course

The virgin Jonathan vs Chad Steve

>Realized his personal issues
>Doesn't have hang ups about Billy or Nancy leaving him
>Still goes out of his way to help despite not having a very personal connection

>Jonathon
>Hasn't grown or learned a damn thing

I dunno, you tell me which one is a more interesting and developed person?

>proto Jonathon's dad
nah

All video games are for children

>save everyone else
>everyone else
what part of beta do you not understand?

jonathon is reddit, steve is Sup Forums

i like both of them but yeah steve is Sup Forums's guy.
jonathan was created pretty much exclusively for tumblr pandering, so much so that it's hard for me not to laugh whenever he shows up. he's a softboy emo ween who likes photography and wants to go to NYU, who on his like third appearance namedrops bowie, joy division, and the smiths. i mean come the fuck on. i doubt that would really constitute him as Sup Forums's guy. not to mention the fact that he basically doesn't have a personality.

alternatively this

I thought he was going to be a vampire or something, he looks like he's straight out of Lost Boys

the virgin steve
the chad jonathan
the wizard billy

You apparently don't understand. Betas let Alphas do the work so they can fuck the women while Alphas are away.

Did cokehead Jonathan corrupt Mike?

> God tier
Steve

> Excellent taste
Bob
Mike
Will
Dustin

> Good tier
Hopper

>End of S1
>Poor Jonathan, it sucks he didn't get with Nancy
>End of S2
>Poor Steve, it sucks Nancy didn't stay with him
I feel so conflicted over who to support. Can't she just fuck them both?

>poor Jonathan
Brainlet. You should've been cheering that it wasn't the cliched "sensitive emo loser wins the Stacey in the end" ending

But Billy is my favorite character so it all evens out. Unlike Henry Bowers he isn't really evil or anything.

Which they went and undid in S2

>Hopper
>not Elder God tier

>pizza related tattoo

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Domino’s brainwashed you

Someone more talented than I should 'shop a cross-section of Steve's head to show that his hair's volume is actually taken up by extra grey-matter.

>pizza tattoo

How...deep does this rabbit hole REALLY go?

Jonathan doesnt like /ourdad/ so he can fuck off to cocain hell

Pobesta? Pizza reatzza? Hilldawg? Anoodlemess????

They kept making a big deal our of his ass, but it just seemed like any other. Am I just not a connoisseur of asses?

>dad hits him
>overcompensating his manliness
chances he is gay?

100%

I like Steve but why did they have someone who looks like a pigeon play the chad?

popped a boner in this scene t b h

The one thats not being deported because of drugs.

Half expected Billy to say 'my daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks'

hmmm

the one on speed

Thats not gay since it was the 80's and Billy was just outchadding Steve

Based Samwise

homosexuality was illegal in the 80's

Didn't Jonathan just get stopped for cocaine possession?

remember: when you look like a druggie you shouldn't carry drugs with you at a location where you are searched everytime

Nah, his ass wasn't anything great.

i kinda look like a druggie and i got taken aside for "random searches" at the airport both times i came back from amsterdam, and i have never even done drugs. it's annoying.

Cut price zac efron can't be /ourguy/

Steve is popular and outgoing so Jonathan is /ourguy/

>softboy emo ween
>namedrops relatively obscure (to normies) shit to seem clever
>no personality - and by extension no friends

How is he not Sup Forums incarnate?

>got laid

oh.

t.Jonathan

steve with
on second place

Not Steve obviously. jeez Sup Forums has no self awareness

You all wanna be Steve but you’re actually all the Arcade Guy

Steeve.

He's a meme connoisseur

>pizza symbol

Did anyone else feel bad for Billy?
>Have to move away to some hick town because of your parents shitty divorce
>Dad forces you spend all your time looking after your shitty stepsister
>She's always late or running away from home, gives you no respect
>Can't date or make friends at your new school because you always have to deal with her
>Dad yells at you and forces you to cancel your date night because she ran away
>Spend all night looking for her
>Eventually find her in a creepy run down house with an older guy who won't let you see her
>Fight him to protect your stepsister
>She drugs you and threatens you with a spiked baseball bat

Being Billy is suffering

>not a KFC bucket
Wasted opportunity

Uberchad, aka Billy and Max's father, won big at the end. You know how hard he fucked Max's mom after putting Billy in his place?