Cast the inevitable biopic

Cast the inevitable biopic

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Idris Elba as Ewan

>it's fucking real

>Riley Elizabeth Winstead

that seems like something Riley would do

Can I get a source? Not finding it, even on their site.

Ewan as Riley Stearns

It's bullshit ya dingus

Did the security have the high ground?

That's probably because it's not real

Is he, dare I say, our guy?

>didn't believe you or op
>it ACTUALLY is real

fucking what a time we live in

Hey I can't find this anywhere online

You're better than this riley! Keep making kino and inspire us to do better!

>trying to use a sword to attack a man with Jedi training and the high ground.

Her career is over.
His career is going down slowly
Everything is about women now and they don't forgive or forget woman like mew.

Figured, but with everything coming out of Hollywood lately you never know.

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A Scottish Jedi no less. Dude had to be on drugs to think he had a chance. He's lucky Obi-wan didn't chop any of his limbs off.

Do you think Ewan has hair plugs?

Why would she marry such a pathetic specimen? Setting herself up for something like this.

Birth control pill/iud combined with personality issues probably

ahahahaha how the fuck did a babe like mew stick around with this fedora tipping uber cuck for so long holy shit ahahahahahahahahahahaha

> implying you wouldn't have done the same

It're real

Hes got about 4 inches on mcgregor at least and probably 10 years, she's just star fucking coz the wall is rushing at her and shes still C list hipster tier.

Maybe he was a really nice guy?

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I've seen postop trannies more masculine. Many in fact

any day now, guys
riley will snap soon

gay and fake.

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>I've seen postop trannies
Well, no one has ever accused you of being straight

Isn't he the guy who posting about how Mew could kick his ass because she took some martial arts lessons?

based

no, Idris Elba as katana

He's going to be a big director while "MEW" will be forgotten.

>GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

>that pic on the left
how the FUCK do I get on Riley's level? God damn he swung way out of his league and hit a grand slam

I know this is fake because Riley is way too much of a bitch to even attempted this

Americans btfo
all yer women are going to get PORRIDGED, it's inevitable.

You new to the internet? Trannies everywhere. I've thankfully managed to avoid seeing anything too graphic, always manage to pause that vid of the operation within a couple seconds for instance

>it's fuckin real

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/mary-elizabeth-winstead-husband-stab-ewan-mcgregor-katana-report-1051070

I'm ok with this.

Most of the best Scots moved to the US already though desu

Just read up on how they met, you'll know why it happened

>Riley gets a cursed katana voiced by Idris Elba
>together they go on a journey to kill Ewan and get MEW back
>also starring Samuel L. Jackson, Sheev, CIA, JLaw, John Goodman and Christof Waltz
>directed by Quentin Tarantula

Can you give me a quick rundown?

BETA UPRISING BEGINS

Riley a cute. A CUTE!

what the fuck

I know OP's headline is fake, but man what is it with 2017? Las Vegas shooting, Weinsteining, Ewan McGregor committing adultery, Kevin Spacey as a gay pedophile. It's like the Trump presidency just made everything come to a head.

Also Ewan = Jesus, Riley = Joseph, Mary = Mary.

She would be waiting my third baby if I had the chance. But she isn't that good, to be honest. I'm ugly as fuck and I had two gfs who were prettier.

Why would he ever want her back though, she made her choice of abandoning a loving committed relationship for a married man that's like a dozen years older than her. I'd never want someone like that back and in fact I'd blame myself for getting mixed up with such an ugly person in the first place.

Link from Rhett & Link as Riley

>he actually did it

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What fucked up Bible did you have as a kid?

Why did you post a cover to that amazing album?

>jesus had sex with his mom to create himself

wtf i love the bible now

Basically they were both the kind of people that would go on trips with a friend and their family, and they met in the middle of that. He wasn't out "on the prowl", he just happened to meet a nice homely girl back in the time where girls wouldn't be glued to their phones on trips, and I think that was pretty cute.

Well technically Jesus is God as well as the son of God.

How old are you? People say this about every single year.

Read he wants to kill both of them, like any honourable warrior would.

QUICK FAGGOTS

IS TRUE THAT EWAN HAS A HUGE DICK?

IT'S OVER RILEY
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

holy fuck

damn. . .

But then somehow we're all children of god so we are all god.

Like an aquafina bottle

Mary is the name of his mother and sister so it works both ways.

I think Fore!, released in '87, is their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

He hasn't got the nickname of Loch Ness Monster for nothing you know

>thinking this was just elaborate trolling..
WTF?! No wonder she got rid of him, guy is apparently not aware that the Katana is a meme-blade. Fucking cuck!

I'm considerably older than 25.
2017 was one of the most turbulent years in recent history, even more than 2016's presidential election.

There are more singular 2017 events as well, like Spain quashing Catalonia.

my nibba

>so we are all god
Yes. that's what christianity is all about. God is within each of us, even if we reject him.

>when you're so used to your tits being out you don't even think about it

POST PROOF YOU FUCKS

CELTED

DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU

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>tfw Ewan had the high ground

He should kill the producers of Fargo as well for introducing them

Christianity is about accepting all the shit getting dumped on you and not lashing out or complaining

what the hell. she has a glass eye?

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wtf i hate 2017 now!?

>brown nipples

how is Jennifer Jason Leigh doing? does she have a new boyfriend yet?

god I almost had a heart attack when an article actually loaded

>Kevin Spacey as a gay pedophile

Men like cute teenagers, either straight or gay. Nothing wrong with that. Most nations have 14 or 16 as the age of consent anyways.

;_;

He should kill them for making that god awful season tbqh

He actually did it THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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I made a thread about these photos a while ago. Only one guy replied before the thread was archived.

>stabbing with a katana
>not slicing the way it was meant

I won't speak to love life, but life is very good.
Since Hateful Eight, Atypical has gained popularity on Netflix and Goodtimes was critically acclaimed.
She stars in Annihilation starring Natalie Portman in February. Her career has rarely looked better.

>using a katana at all
First mistake

Make it a limited series

Ep 1 by Tarantula
Ep 2 by Nolan
Ep 3 by Villenueve
Ep 4 by Jodorowsky
Ep 5 by Lynch
Ep 6 by Fincher
Ep 7 by Snyder
Ep 8 by Riley (additional footage and editing by Whedon)