I need a week

>I need a week
>you have 10 minutes

>1 minute countdown of some huge ass bomb
>5 minutes of panic and struggling clueless hero kino
>cuts the red wire. just in time.

Not OP, I don't know why I find this pepe so hilarious but I do

>I need 5 minutes
>you have 4 minutes 58 seconds

>says basic science jargon
>"In English, please!"

>enough time to shag a little boy and do the work

>I need a plan B
>that WAS plan B

>But... Kevin...

>uses the english language
>nigger aks: HOL UP U BE SAYIN?

literally every episode of burn notice

>black men acting like a real niggas with slurs and angry faces in comedy movies

>Plan B?... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

>"we're out of options"
>"are you sure?"
>"well there is this one thing but it's crazy!"
>it works

>You have 2 minutes until the bomb explodes!
>2 minutes of the movie are over
>bomb shows that 1 minute is still left even though 2 minutes obviously already passed

>Where is X?
>I don't know and if i knew i wouldn't tell you

I remember this happening in Halo and it just made no god damn sense
>Get that door open marine
>Sir I'm trying but these doors blah blah
>Just do it son
>*Beep.boop* door instantly opens

Even as a kid, fuck.

Name 2.5 movies that do this

>your safetys on!
>protagonist disarms badguy while he checks his gun

>I need 10 minutes!
>You have 3 months. WITH PAY.

>Taste your pussy, how does it taste?
>Tastes good

every single time

>protagonist is about to do something unthinkable
>neo this is loco

>have threesome with gf and another girl
>your dick tastes like her period lol

>that compound is highly unstable,any moment it can activate with deadly consequences
>In English, please!
>it go BOOM BOOM

>girl has huge but obviously natural tits
>WOW ARE THOSE REAL?

>French film
"In English, please!"

>bomb timer runs out
>everyone dies and villain wins

>I'm gonna need 72 hours, a plasma torch, a crowbar, and 50 pounds of TNT
>You have a Bic lighter and 90 seconds

>I need money
>I won't give you any moeny

>MC wakes up in hospital bed
>immediately starts ripping off sensors, infusion drips and whatnot and just leaves

>he slept through the zombie apocalypse while in a coma in that bed and was somehow unharmed despite being literally the most defenceless target possible

>"Remember what happened in Odessa?"
>We agreed that you don't mention that and I don't mention the girl from Sarajevo


I hate it when they spin the globe so they can show that the characters are operators.

>there are people who actually believe this

kek

>"it's not safe to use a car in these circumstances right now! we should better use the subway"
>found by the bad guys 15 minutes later in the subway

>well well well
>what do we have here