"RIVERDALE" TALKBACK THREAD: WAIFUS EDITION

Tonight's episode: "Chapter Two: Touch of Evil"

>SECRETS UNRAVELED - As new details of Jason’s death begin to emerge, Archie (KJ Apa) pleads with Miss Grundy (guest star Sarah Habel) to come forward with what they heard at Sweetwater River. Betty (Lili Reinhart) makes an effort to mend her friendship with Archie but takes a different stance with Veronica (Camilla Mendes), who is trying to make up for her actions. With rumors around her brother’s death running rampant, Cheryl (Madeleine Petsch) deals with the pressure in an unexpected fashion, while tensions boil over when Jughead (Cole Sprouse) stumbles upon a secret Archie was hoping to keep hidden. Plans for the annual fall pep rally move forward with a performance by Josie & The Pussycats and a special appearance by Josie's (Ashleigh Murray) mother, Mayor Sierra McCoy (guest star Robin Givens).

Streams.

>Stream 1.
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>Stream 2.
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>Stream 3
livetvmisc.wixsite.com/main

15 minutes to showtime.

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Why'd you delete old thread? Anyways:

Touch of Evil (1958)
>Mexican Narcotics officer Ramon Miguel 'Mike' Vargas has to interrupt his honeymoon on the Mexican-US border when an American building contractor is killed after someone places a bomb in his car. He's killed on the US side of the border but it's clear that the bomb was planted on the Mexican side. As a result, Vargas delays his return to Mexico City where he has been mounting a case against the Grandi family crime and narcotics syndicate. Police Captain Hank Quinlan is in charge on the US side and he soon has a suspect, a Mexican named Manolo Sanchez. Vargas is soon onto Quinlan and his Sergeant, Pete Menzies, when he catches them planting evidence to convict Sanchez. With his new American wife, Susie, safely tucked away in a hotel on the US side of the border - or so he thinks - he starts to review Quinlan's earlier cases. While concentrating on the corrupt policeman however, the Grandis have their own plans for Vargas and they start with his wife Susie.

What can we infer from the episode title connecting to the movie? Corrupt cops, secret trysts, or the drug trade connected to Veronica

>secret trysts

Seems like Riverdale's bread and butter.

Posting best husband.

I want jughead to make me a hamburger

Hamburgersexual

He looks a bit like that Subway guy.

WHEN'S /SANIC/???

Season finale. He shows up with Sabrina

IT BEGINS.

>these fucking promos

Holy shit is this parody?

>Sprint commercial
they're foreshadowing SANIC

I'm an adult why am I watching this teen drama shit

More lesbians or I walk

So this Jason fellow becomes Casper the friendly ghost?

Because age doesn't affect taste.

I really hate how much I like this show. Really hate myself.

Is the show good?

Christ, this is how I feel right now. This shit is so far beneath me, it's not even funny.

What's some recommended Archie reading? Also, Sabrina horror show when?

So bad it's great

It's the CW. Your odds are pretty good

Holy fucking shit Archie is a beefcake

>going to statutory rapists house with no shirt
lel

He should just call in anonymously.

y no shirt tho

Right with you and midnight Grundy action

Cool. I like classic and the new Archie comics and was wondering if I should watch it, but I haven't had the most fun with CW shows before.

archie titties

those eyebrows are thicker than the load he shot in grundy's face

because everyone loves archie

At least it's not that level of tumblrness like Vampire Diaries, r-right?

It verges on parody sometimes so enjoy the ride

Who hasn't gone shirtless to a teacher's house at midnight before?

Jughead right off the bat!

Jughead not talking about food & being a goofball is weird too me, but I can roll with it due to the story.

>Kevin still wants a piece of Archie
Oh CW

That's we can tell ourselves as males.

>friendship flowers
gayness slipping

Veronica is a best

A hot teacher at that

>Madam Satan

Go on you Riverdale writers.

those flowers are plastic

>Betty is in white
>Veronica is in black

>Archie heard Cheryl kill Jason but he can't tell anyone because he was fucking Ms. Grundy in the woods

this is so CW it physically hurts

>black weatherbee

I missed the beginning. Wasn't Cheryl arrested at the end of the last episode for killing her brother?

>hos before bros destroyed his relationship with jughead
NO

Christ, this show takes me way back to when I used to watch Smallville as a kid.

Jughead being a BOSS

I want more Grundy flashbacks

>#RiverdaleStrong

No.

But someone will be arrested in this episode. Probably Archie.

What is jughead's endgame?

>Brought to you by Covergirl

Male anons, explain why you're watching this right now

Hot girls. Waiting for zombies. I secretly watch romcoms.

Me too user

youtu.be/dgsf84heH4g Hot pocket

Waiting to see if the leaked spoilers about Dark Betty=Betty off her meds thinks she is her sister and tries to boil people are true, but that might not be tonight

>>black weatherbee

burgers.

hamburgers

Because I like seeing "America's Favorite RedHead" being a mess.

>Guys can't watch things from Covergirl

Go away Sup Forums, your pointless categories embarrass yourself.

>spoiler
nigga wot

I think Sup Forums and Sup Forums are the only thing keeping me watching.

>gay Moose

Where's Midge?

deadline.com/2017/02/black-lightning-dc-comic-drama-move-the-cw-greg-berlanti-1201901139/

Black Lightning joining DCTV

>fate throws us together

no you lusting for that Betty cunny hard is why you partnered with her

>twintuition

christ why do I suffer through this

>tfw cheryl will never stab you with a sexual scalpel

Apparently the medication thing is in episode 4, and the boiling people is in ep3

Midge is actually now a tranny.

Or that girl from Stranger Things.

making everyone asexual like him

#MILF #corpsebribe

Holy shit I'd let Cheryl crush my balls

....but of course

Can't believe that show lasted 10 seasons. Though Lex and Lois were good.

Are there really people out there who regularly watch the CW?

Who brings their tray outside?

The idea that Betty is nice to people at least partly as a way to get back at her asshole parents is hilarious.

>BIG CITY GIRL WITH LOOSE MORALS

Fuck off, Kevin. Or Kellin. Or whatever your name was.

high levels of potential gay

I do
I started with Smallville and stuck with CW since

You joke, but the girl from stranger things (Barb) is actually Ethel in this

Just mentioned.
Confirmed Moose's girlfriend.

fuck you know something

the guy who plays Jerome and Ian from shameless would have been a better Archie

> I ship it.

That is horrible dissection procedure.

Betty breakdown inc

My mom.

Betty better get over it quick when this three way happens

>Midge is actually now a tranny.

Nigga what. The Stranger Things girl might be okay

HIS BLACK MAN SENSES DETECT A CRIME

What the fuck is AP Music?

I know. That's why I said it.
Though that doesn't actually stop the character from being a tranny.

That coroner looks familiar

He' perfect as Jerome, but I can't ever see him as a heartthrob

So Archie is the antonagnist and protagonist now?

Archie about to get BLACKED

Barb is Ethel not Midge

I remember way back when I used to watch Smallville and Angel with my brothers.

I never was into syndicated live-action tv outside of toku and some sitcoms.

Of course.

>You didn't look me in the eyes this morning

Is Archie fucking Weatherbee too?

Grundy on your balls action

>I don't know what I'm protecting

Her job. You're protecting her job. Teenage fool.

SHAME GRUNDY
SHAME

I believe it's MacKenzie Gray. He was the Kryptonian who experimented on Kal in Man of Steel and was clone Lex on Smallville.