RWBY/RT General #1185: Perfect bodies edition

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ruby rose is a fictional character and she will never do anything to you these scenarios are pointless just like life

Best.

Arkos is best ship!

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Blake looks better.

~Ara ara. Hey Jaune, wanna /ss/?

I want to give Ruby unauthorized snuggles.

this artist needs to work on their shading

What about my scenario of Ruby having a loving relationship with Penny and CR?

>Perfect bodies
>Yang's missing an arm
>Blake has four ears and isn't a futa

what if you posted this on the internet and then everybody called you a no fun allowed faggot and the only thing protecting you from humiliation was your anonymity and then weiss ate 16 bugs

I want Ironwood to raw me

Why is she so autistic?

same

s a m e

>No Ruby
>No Weiss
>No Neo

I second this

Because she's a lewd slut

why does everyone make fun of my what ifs reference weiss eating millipedes i never said that a rude man did

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I want to rub my face on both their abs and breasts.

She is Remnant's version of a hillbilly.

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>Jaune will become their healer

They could have pulled it off if Ruby knew how to kite.

She's really not.

Jaune needs to stop fucking around and become the healer already

what if ruby had a show on local public access tv where she talked about weapons and took viewer calls

She alright amigo, naive sure, but autistic she aint'.

>He will never gently fuck your ass with no lube
>He will never tell you're a big girl and that you can handle it
>He will never use his dick to make you cry
>You will never feel sexy when he compliments you

>And then, suddenly, a support appears.
>"HEROES NEVER DIE!"
>"The fuck? Did you just revive four fucking people? Bitch that ain't fair."
>"I'M SORRY!"
>"Bitch you gonna get nucked"
>"DAMAGE BOOST ENGAGED."
>"OH CHRIST OH GEEZ OH GOD OH OTHER GOD OH SALEM WHAT THE HELL HER SCYTHE ACTUALLY HURTS NOW THIS IS HACKING FFFFFFFF"

You know, Pyrrha's death would have been a lot more tragic if she was the designated healer, and had just taken an arrow to the chest for Jaune.

The White Mage dying is always the saddest death.

But no. She had to go an die like a Dragoon.

Endgame is Ruby x wolf Faunus

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You only think she is because your view of the word 'autistic' has been warped by your time on Sup Forums.

Rubes a cute

What if your waifu had a tiny feminine dick and she felt very insecure about it?

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Weiss looks so delicate and easy to break.

why even live

Just posting some best Katt.

Reminder that the finale will be disappointing and everyone's favorites will not get screen time.

> abs edition
The best timeline!

Indeed

That's their fault for choosing a bunch of nobodies as their favourites.

I'd tell her that futas with tiny dicks is my fetish
You ever seen those women with giant clit? That shit's hot.

Tank/healer dps fighter and rogue.

JNR would actually have some balance.

By bye

>ywn give Neo the reach around while you bounce her up and down on you dick
Will this pain ever end?

What crossover with RWBY would be actually hilarious?

Oops

Blood gulch RvB

>RvB

Pyrrha is going to Jail and get her ass kicked by Jaune sisters

fucking amazing Nay

>Pic related replaces Jaune
How do you feel

what if everyone thought team RWBY fell apart because of the attack on beacon but yang did an interview and said it had been falling apart long before that due to political disagreements

shut the fuck up

holy shit is that a jojo reference

holy fuck i think it might be

You must be new.

what if weiss jerked you off and called you disgusting

what if your waifu orbits my dick

I'd be amazed if RNJR don't get screentime.

Better to be thought a fool than to type on your keyboard and confirm it

Witch Mercy is a gift from the God of Light.

wasnt there a greentext about this?

yes it was awful

>yes it was awful

So you're saying it was canon?

Amen

Its fuckin dead kid.

Yes.

What if the Nuck has the team beaten really badly and then Ruby unleashes Pyrrha's semblance on it and impales it with a metal bar?

>Got the Witch Mercy skin back in October and the Eidogessen skin in August
>Don't play Mercy
>Have no intention of ever playing Mercy
It's either best boys or nothing for me when playing OW

>meet Ren's parents

It was a different layer of awful, canon-awful means it would have happened at all because Pyrrha is too beta.

this season is bad

good god this is horrible

I can't believe Jaune married Nora

> it wouldnt have

what if ruby hit your parked car with her ruby car

Bound to happen, what with Ren being gay and all

Ruby doesn't have a license, why would she have a car?

That's a funny way to spell hot

She better have some Ruby insurance

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>Meet Jaune's parents

Wait a minute, why do they call it Remnant? What do the people of the world consider it the Remnant of?

delet

>Nora took him as a rebound after Ren had sex with Ruby.
>They aren't sure how that happened, either.

Well yeah, but there are other options out there. You don't HAVE to pair off within your adventuring party.

Oops forgot the transparency

Who are your best boys TPK?

Are Nora's parents Rein and Sombra?

Its an Anime user yes you do.

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need a Neon version of this meme.

remove now

You mean these two

No. Rein and Winston.

As for best boys, they're the two Aussies for obvious reasonswith Zenyatta being an honourary member.

>yfw Jaune becomes the tank AND the healer
Fucking clerics.
Everytime.

What if they don't beat the Nuck

What if it one of them dies holding it off so the others escape?

But Morrison belongs to Gabriel, user...