Robert? Never heard of him, bro, but I just started last week. So you gonna want butter on that?

Robert? Never heard of him, bro, but I just started last week. So you gonna want butter on that?

get out my sight you fucking cracka
I don't want your strogen filled fluids dripping in my popcorn

NO I WANT ROBERT!!!!

Am I the only one whos sick of all the fake respect retail/service employees give out. I know its an important part of costumer service, but i always feel weird when these guys my age are calling me sir over and over and throwing fake smiles at everyone.
Like, its ok man, your a person just like me, talk like one not a robot. The girls at chick-fil-a are the worst if you guys know what im talking about.

Ay! Ro-BERT! Yo where you at dawg I'm starving here.

Hey honey. Want some butter on that?

No, but i'd take some milk ;)

hi hello yes

I would like your crab legs you skank

Whoa! Sorry sir! What can I get ya?

These threads have changed me, I feel quite attached to the black man now. There's something comforting about having him server me.

Robert is the lifeblood of the kinoplex, a true god among men

he has a nice smile

Like King Almond, Robert is an honorary white.

You had me scared there for a second.

Crab legs, extra knuckles. And don't go easy on the butter flavor.

For you.

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Who is this pink twink?

You try having a boss that's a couple of years older than you treating you and employees twice your age like shit because you aren't talking like a robot enough.

This is Taylor's first job. He's just a snot nosed kid.

Yeah same. I always thought he was just another dumb nigger until we fought in the popcorn wars together.
Too many good men died.

>Robert will never teach you secrets of kinoplex upkeeping
Hurts so much

Would you like some salsa with this, Mr. Spacey?

rrrrrrrREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT POPCORN NIGGA ROBEEEEEERT

Names Taylor, bro. So you want something to eat?

fuck off taylor you little faggot I want to talk to my bro robert

where the fuck is Robert? i need his comforting smile

Clean up that floor you fat dog. Every single bit of popcorn. Eat it up. Mmmm you are pathetic. Don't stop now.

I’m gonna need to talk to your manager

Mmmm lick it up you little chode.