ITT: People who should be hosting the Oscars next year instead of Jimmy Kimmel

ITT: People who should be hosting the Oscars next year instead of Jimmy Kimmel

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That would be pretty great. If he did like the ESPYS

Norms gonna od on pills any day now

ALL THE STARS ARW HERE

holy fuck what happened to him?

Seth MacFarlane

He's old now

What a real jerk

Jackie Chan and chris Tucker

looks like he ate a planet

Norm is far too woke and gives far too few fucks to be hosting current year Oscars. We're talking about the same guy who roasted OJ so hard they had to fire him, roasted the President at the Correspondents Dinner right in front of him, rekt everyone at the ESPYs, and most recently had Tim Allen on his show and proceeded to put on a black man's accent and call Tim "Candyman" while talking about Tim being arrested for selling cocaine. The man literally gives zero fucks.

The GOAT late-night talk show host

No way. Fuck this cock smoker.
>b-but he is a Sup Forums's meme
Fuck him!

Epic contrarian opinion, m'sir. *doffs trilby respectfully at you*

What did he mean by this?

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Andy Cohen

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Well, they gave it to Macfarlane. Norm seems like a safer choice than that.

>had Tim Allen on his show and proceeded to put on a black man's accent and call Tim "Candyman" while talking about Tim being arrested for selling cocaine
sounds like I'm missing the fuck out

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>people who should be hosting Jimmy Kimmel instead of Jimmy Kimmel

Ricky Gervais

Yeah who does he think he is, Mars or something?

That was fucking great.

"I should be the new host of the Oscars TV show!"

Jimmy Carr, it seems like the aboslutely right time for some pedo jokes.

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All this is true but if they asked him to do it he'd be there in a heartbeat. I believe the man would do anything for a paycheck. However irreverent he would be as host he'd still do it.

10/10 choice

quadruple threat of Carr, Gervais, MacDonald and MacFarlane

who else?

I think that woman is the least likeable human being I have ever seen.

I don't think Dillion Harper has the mainstream appeal to do it

They all take turns outdoing each other on stage with the most offensive jokes they can think of.

me

Tim Allen was such a sad fucking moron on that episode

no one cares that they cancelled his shitcom

Oh yeah, Norm will do anything for a paycheck. He fucking voiced Vampire Dog over the telephone for Christ sake.

Mel

Lol, that beautiful train wreck.

no

Norm is officially fedoracore

>winona's been calling him names since the 1990's
what a cunt

>mangrate

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I know why they do the ads in pre-recorded segments rather than in the show now. The temptation to just mess around and joke is too high.

Shut the fuck up, moron. He's a goddamn Christian, and talks about it whenever people ask him. Literally the antithesis of fedoracore. Go back to whatever containment subreddit you hopped on the refugee boat and came here from.

When Mel eventually dies, the apocalypse will commence as his absence robs the world of so much good the scales tip irredeemably in evil's favour and God is forced to hit the reset

It also helps because he's wearing different clothes, making skipping easier.

>"Your dad's alive!"
>"No."
>"FUCK!"

Norm's some weird vague Christian but doesn't follow any of the theology in depth, and doesn't go to church. He seems more motivated by a fear of death than anything else.

Russell Brand?

his doctor told him to open his fat mouth and say "oink"

Sounds pretty smart to me. You never know when your heart is just gonna freak out and attack you.

Nobody understands what fedoracore is

HEY MISTA CANDYMAN

Oscars are stupid. A night to suck each other off and push stupid agendas.

Norm has a lot of well wishers here tonight. And a lot of them would like to throw him down one. A well. They want to murder him in a well.

Seems a little harsh, but apparently they want to murder him in a well, it says here on this card.

>macfarlane
>saying anything unsafe
I KNOW 99.999% OF THIS AUDIENCE IS POPULATED WITH "CENTRIST" DEMOCRATS BUT AREN'T ATHEISTS JUST AS ANNOYING AS CHRISTIANS BUT LMAO GOD DOESN'T EXIST HEY I THINK WEED IS SAFE IF CONSUMED RESPONSIBLY
3====D

Mel seems like a bad guy at worst and someone with a pretty bad personality disorder at best. Are you a Sup Forums rat?

>Sounds pretty smart to me

Because you aren't smart. Fear of death isn't smart, and religiosity is the exact opposite of intelligence.

It's about fandom, user. The fact that your reaction is so believable confirms it.
You aren't a unique, sophisticated intellectual for enjoying an entry-level comedian you found via some, now widespread, Sup Forums meme.
As of this thread, Norm is OFFICIALLY a fedoracore comedian.

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The fact that you defend your belief in magical fairies by storing photos of hats just confirms that you're not a smart person, user.

>people are only religious because they fear death

>Thinks Norm came from some fucking Sup Forums meme

You have to be 18 to post here you adorable little cunt.

Don't give a christcuck any (You)s.

Is that the old Dredd or the new one?

I think it's true of Norm, and because he's generally been somewhat conservative. He has a real fear of death.

>Norm is OFFICIALLY a fedoracore
He's Letterman's favorite, so he's a patrician comedian.

Fear of death is normal, and religiosity is no more indicative of intelligence than Norm fandom.
I'll bet you perpetuate christianity-tier logical fallacies and groupthink daily but think you're superior because you can listen to black metal without getting squeamish.

I don't have to defend shit. You also don't know what I believe. The fact that you are accusing anyone else of not being smart is adorable.

Global rule #1

I didn't imply that at all.
That's not what fedoracore means.
Letterman can come out and say he enjoys invader zim - that doesn't make it not sporkcore.

>religiosity
>indicative of intelligence
>perpetuate
>logical fallacies
>groupthink
Please stop trying so hard to sounds smart

haha I agree my fellow atheist, we're so much smarter than all those sheeple
Protip: People like you are the reason people hate us

>Global rule #1
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.

Is this a joke?

There is literally a zero percent chance you are old enough to be posting here. Go drink everything under your mother's sink.

Norm is a bit too right wing & likes to do his own thing

Kimmel is a shill, he will do what he is told, so don't expect any Weinstein jokes, just Trump jokes

Stay "jelly" grammarlet

Nathan Fielder

The law starts where my feelings beging you cishet shitlord.

it's a bad sign when your chair guy refuses to work with you

What don't you understand? Talk to me, I can help you!

>buzzwords

the first two seasons of his show are all time GOAT comedy, newest season sucked

>Fourteen year old buttmetalqueer thinks he's so enlightened because he is le ebic atheist

Jesus Christ, how surprising, there aren't a million of you cringy little snowflakes or anything. Enjoy puberty.

perpetuate was an awkward choice
maybe propagate, or "buy into"

go back to Rick and Morty pickle man

I mean, the whole thing was clunky. Try not typing like a faggot

>religiosity is no more indicative of intelligence than Norm fandom.

>>>/tumblr/

>LOOK AT ME I WATCH NORM LIVE ON YOUTUBE NORM SHOULD HOST OSCARS I'M SO DIFFERENT

I only use tumblr for porn.
Non-porn Tumblr regulars wish they saw things as clearly as I do.

Who the fuck said anything like that at any time? You are not only a stupid teenager, you are possibly a moderately functioning mongoloid.

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Yes. Buzzwords.

>I use tumblr

Go tumblr off a mountain you tourist faggot. You can't even watch porn correctly.

It's only the basis for the thread
I really can't imagine what other reasons you'd have for being so mean to me, assuming you understood what I've been typing

>this movie reminds me of 9/11....

>It's only the basis for the thread

It literally isn't. You're a goddamn moron. Why the hell would wanting Norm to host the Oscars mean anyone at any time was saying "I'M SO DIFFERENT"? I don't even think you understand the inane bullshit you're posting, kid.

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