>Are we really doing this
>Do you have a medium character?
Favorite American Dad jokes
Are we really doing this
Camden Bell
Elijah Hall
>All your organs are weird and scary to me, might want to get that checked out
Austin Rogers
>YOU SOUND SMART, LIKE HUGH GRANT THE MOVIE STAR
>BUT YOU'RE STUPID, LIKE HUGH GRANT THE PERSON
Hunter Foster
>DAD WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>Not much. What's happening with you?
Owen Taylor
*Roger picking up scarf from floor*
"This smells like it's been inside someone!"
*Promptly wraps it around neck*
Ethan Ward
>FRANCINE! YOU T BONED ME BRO!
Zachary Carter
...
Brody White
why is this one of the best cartoons?
The first season was godawful, the premise is awful, the art *should* be awful-
and yet somehow it's almost always gold.
It's like some kind of alchemical formula gone right!
Jason Hall
This show really isn't all that funny. Their shallow attempts at humor hardly get more than a light chuckle from me. I get more laughs from The Cleveland Show.
Angel Martinez
Because the writers notice who you can't do political comedy when your episode are done in one year
Liam Hernandez
If you're laughing at the cleveland show you may have a brain tumor, and it could be affecting your enjoyment of media.
go to a doctor.
Oliver Torres
Nah, that seems better-suited for those who consider American Dad "hilarious".
Jose Morris
Oh GOD this show- how is it so stand out?
Remember when that "Hurricane Crossover" came out?
>Cleveland Show:
Episode was a statement and an essay on the nature of faith and science in modern society.
>Family Guy:
All the horrible shit that happened in the show is treated seriously and Meg has rants and it justifies it's Status Quo. Literally WHY?
>American Dad:
An actual fucking comedic episode, the house turns upside down and there are fucking SHARKS
How did the other two manage to be up their own ass and American Dad just...not?
Landon Perry
>I am livid Francine, livid!
>Now I know how bears feel!
Benjamin Bennett
...
Grayson Miller
This becomes more perplexing and ironic when you consider the fact American Dad originally existed to become more politic and satirize conservatives and American society in general.
Jayden Myers
>Dad, what you did was raciaI profiIing. The Memaris had nothing to do with that gazebo.
>They're trying to destroy us and you want proof?
>Yes!
>WeII, that's fair. I'II go get some.
Aiden Barnes
Maybe we'll take a few of em' with us
WE'RE NOT TAKIN' ANY OF THEM WITH US!
Joseph Allen
...
Jayden Anderson
It's time you knew the truth
Owen Walker
Jace Perry
It's so fucking good at it too I fucking love it.
"Oh so guns kill people?"
*puts gun on table*
"Go on boy. Kill!"
And the other characters balance it out like Haley of all people and her hypocrisy and the whole "overall" plot line- the story actually progresses and has changes while at the same time doing ridiculous shit.
Angel Howard
>Yeah, right. Friends with a half-turtle when there are full-turtles to be friends with?
James Long
>Steve, I... Have no money.
Generally I like jokes where the characters get suddenly dark and self-aware.
Alexander Ortiz
>We're going to get there and it's going to be you, isn't it?
>What? Of course not
>It is
Roger is the best character.
Nicholas Flores
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This whole scene.
Brody Brown
Roger's disguises being real people with real, detailed lives is so fucking surreal. I love it.
Nathaniel Cook
Why is American Dad so fucking good
Jason Perry
>NATHAN! This is why you keep getting molested!
To this day I can't see how this got past censorship. I mean, the follow-up shows that the kids is knowingly doing it, but I don't really know if that makes it better or worse...
Ryan Gutierrez
Roger kills 5 people over $20
Owen Ward
Was that the episode were he drove a taxi?
Jose Williams
Better question, best episodes?
Michael Hughes
Eh, if anything, it's slightly above Family Guy.
Henry Lopez
What I love is that his disguises look like real people to everyone else
Even the family has one persona that they don't recognize him in
Wyatt Wright
>so you're still doing that whole hebrew thing huh?
>yes steve! it's who i am! IT'S EVERYTHING TO ME!
Xavier Kelly
with the frat boys, yeah.
Cooper Perry
...
Joseph Reed
Mature. Navajo. Women.
Easton Torres
>You're really gonna kill five people over $20?
>Are you really asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed six people over $19?
>Oh, yeah.
Samuel Sanchez
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gets me every time
Kayden Reyes
>Oh thank god I'm just the secretary
Nolan Murphy
The love the ones where he has actual families as well. Like actual human siblings, parents or has been married to someone for years
Gabriel Sanders
The Rapture
Cooper Brown
It's so simple, but it's so great
Parker Rogers
Bitches user, it was bitches.
Also, Delroy was the best bit character the show has ever done.
Nicholas Gomez
...
Wyatt Miller
Both shows are good with shitty first seasons
Blake Howard
RAPE
Jose Hernandez
SUCCUBUS
Colton Allen
>I get more laughs from The Cleveland Show.
Benjamin James
itwaswitches.org
Aaron Hughes
Bully For Steve or Stan's Night Out, IMHO
Jace Edwards
>I LOOK AROUND AND SEE IT ISN'T SO!
>Wha?
>I mean WHY DID YOU CHEAT?
That's one of my favorite bits from the show.
Everything is just perfect; Stan singing, Francine appearing in the distance with him not noticing, and then his delivery of that line.
Mason Reed
Oh so that's why there is a werewolf hunter in their town!
Xavier Johnson
>Bully For Steve
That episode is the best example of why American Dad works so much better than Family Guy for me. In the latter show, Peter wouldn't have suffered any real repercussions for being an asshole to Meg or Chris for something like that. In American Dad, Stan gets destroyed for it.
Ethan Stewart
>HEY! Associate
Justin Russell
Logan Clark
maybe baby
Zachary Robinson
Oh god, favourite part of this is the
>What do you think this is, Nazi Germany?
Followed by the muffled
>Oh wait, that'd be AWESOME!
As he's being lead away.
Gabriel Russell
>What do you think this is? Nazi Germany? Oh wait, that would be awesome!
Anthony Phillips
"I never thought I'd say this, but I love you guys."
How the fuck is every other line in this show a joke?
Carson Johnson
Ryder Kelly
>Steve shuddering as he speaks
I've watched this episode like nine times how have i never heard that, that makes it funnier.
Leo Evans
>oh wait that would be AWESOME
I'd forgotten that and it just rekt me all over again
Zachary Wright
Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.
Hudson Cook
>THE CAR KEYS ARE IN MY POCKET YOU STUPID BIIIIiiiitch.....
Easton Torres
Limo, but yes.
Jeremiah Jackson
My personal top 5, in no particular order, excluding the Christmas specials because they're all great
Joint Custody
Spring Break-Up
The One that Got Away
Escape from Pearl Bailey
Stan Time
Andrew Turner
Ricky
Spanish
Leo Ramirez
>What if that'd been a real baby!?
>Sometimes it is
Hunter Rodriguez
The episode where Stan falls in love with My Morning Jacked cause the lead singer's voice is pure sex.
Asher Sanchez
>QUICK, RUB MY CROTCH OFF BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS!
>Wait! Nice try....
Tyler Cruz
I love in a recent episode with Klaus
>He's good!....Real Good!...Too Good...This is going to end badly
*flips the channel
>Wow. She's So Raven! Real Raven!....Too Raven...This is going to end badly.
Anthony Wood
>He's got a heaven gun!
>Those can kill anybody!
>Why do we have those again?
Christian Bailey
It realized political satire isn't that funny and kept it toned down, and kept a lot of the humour in the scene instead of going to a cutaway gag every three seconds.
Zachary Clark
>Seriously, why do we have Heaven Guns? I don't mean to be 'that guy', I'm happy here, but why is this not an issue?
Jaxson Howard
>No seriousely why do we have heaven guns? I hate to be "That guy", I'm happy here but why isn't this an issue?
David Sanchez
>those guys
Anthony Phillips
The one where what's his face gets PTSD at the golf course.
Nicholas Stewart
"Scuse me, what's the difference between digital zoom and optical zoom?"
>They're the same thing.
"But the box says they're different."
>Oh yeah, it does. Guess they're different. Let me know if you need any further assistance.
"Thank you. I thanked him- why did I thank him?"
Levi Perry
>If you're going to the orphanage give the cutest one this
*Roger hands stan a dollar from his pocket*
>And give the uggliest one this
*reaches in his pocket and then slaps the shit out of Stan*
I showed that scene to my mom and to this day she still laughs about it.
Lincoln Richardson
You mean the Vietnam reenactment episode?
Caleb Hall
I don't remember the context, but a doctor or something having a flashback to his dad fucking(?) a gypsy
>No papa!
>[horrible screeching]
Charles Parker
>"I can't believe that you're an educator, Brian"
Zachary Long
>Pinecones are grenades!
Isaac Gomez
Eh, my job is really more administrative.
Anthony Cook
It was when stan had to get braces
>Haha and I wish I had managed to yell more than "Papa No!" before that screeching gypsy chased me out of the room.
"But I've already worn braces! I've paid my dues"
>PAPA NO
>[horrible screeching]
Have we ever truly paid our dues?
Tyler Perry
Shrieking monkey.
Zachary Perry
>Did dad like my fantasy football?
"You hurt your family with what you did. You made us weaker as a unit"
Kevin Flores
It was a screeching monkey but that's pretty much right
Joseph Sullivan
>It was a hot summer day. I remember the sun shining on my face
"OH GOD MY FACE IS SO FREAKING HOT!!!"
Hunter Kelly
That entire episode is a goldmine
Leo Moore
It was Fantasy Basketball.
"But first, where's Steve? I wanna see how my fantasy basketball team's doing."
>Well he understood the 'fantasy' part, but had no idea what 'basketball' was. He tried to add three Griffins and an Orc to your roster.
"Fucking nerd."
And then the next bit:
"What did Daddy think of my trades?"
>You hurt your family with what you did, Steve. You made us weaker as a unit.
Luke Martinez
>hot summer sidewalk
Camden Gomez
The deliver for the "Fucking nerd" was great
Him taking off his hat in that scene made it
Dominic Roberts
>Ricky Spanish...
Jeremiah Bell
Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.
Nathan Mitchell
WE'RE WATER
Gabriel Thompson
Stan and Francine puberty flashback for Hailey
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William Allen
The Christmas episodes. That's why. Literally the best Christmas episodes of any show ever.
>Hi, we're with the band.
>Names?
>Donny and Marie Osmond.
>Wait, you're not dead.
>We're Mormons; we were born dead.
>Good thing that bouncer knew the truth about Mormons.