Witcher general

Witcher general.
Post your shitty casting choices.

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Ryan Gosling plays everyone.

That's not shitty though.

Could perhaps be a good Dandelion or Geralt.

Anna Henrietta

Bring back Zebrowski.

Nicolas Cage as Geralt

Idris Elba as Geralt and every reasonable person in power is black/Mexican while every evil person is white

Looks and sounds nothing like her, plus she can't act.

>was actually one of the best things about old Polish series
>looks the part
>is a better actor than he was back then
Give him a year with an accent tutor, gym and swordfighting classes and he's 10/10 Geralt.

the hotel trivago guy should be geralt

Thats probably whatll happen, plus article titles like: "Jayden smith plays ciri and its fabulous" by shelly Silverberg

Meet your new Geralt

Decent Vesemir.

Mads as Geralt.

im gonna hurt mysef

Doesn't need an accent tutor, Geralt is a foreigner

Hed gotta be Geralt

no hes not he speaks polish and redania is poland

burger is the foreigner geralt speak polish in netflix flick or boycott kurwa

pete wentz as eskel

me as ciris boyfriend haha

>mama always said clever aldermen were pricklier than alghouls, and twice as dangerous

ciri is lesbo tho

Is this actually happening? Fucking why?

O am laffin

Barkhad Abdi as Geralt
Directed by Shoah Shekelberg

>redania is poland
Temeria is Poland. Redania may have white eagle and colors but Temeria is POV country and one to be occupied by its neighbors in the story.
It's also irrelevant because Geralt from the books is stated to speak with fake rivian accent.

>Looks and sounds nothing like her, plus she can't act.
>a book character
gamefags need to be put in line

no

source: muh dik

suck me

Cast them.

This. The north speaks the same language but there are regional differences. Geralt's adopted accent is pretty thick and distinctly rivian.

Random whore #4324242

Left

Wanda Sykes Whoopie Goldberg Jennifer Lawrence

From right to left chastane race swapped tomb raider with really bad white hair dye job and Eva Green, sigh. Jive turkey.

cast me as geralt im badass and get lot of pussy on the reg

Too masculine.

or Pete Holmes

Yen - a good actress
Ciri - some 10yo kid
Triss - casting postponed until season 3

cast shani (my gf)

Which cannot be said about yourself

nor you

Should I watch the original Polish series?
Many cuties?

she can play some bruxa l hate that brow shape.

No. Cropped storyline, shitty practical and "cgi" effects. Maybe only one cutie. Pl here

Post cutie so I can judge the value of the show.
Also how is that Polish Geralt?

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Benedict Cumberbatch as Dandelion.

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Geralt and Ciri are the only good things about this show.

2autistic

2old

I sure hope they make the Witcher a black female.

>Sup Forumstards cant even be bothered to look up the name of the protagonist before shitting up the thread

preferably a whole bunch of unknown actors or less obvious choices, i feel like hollywood's touch might ruin this

Fetal alcohol Iorveth

Going to be very dissapointed if Geralt isn't a black man. Representation is important, and the games were really racist because there were no black people in them.

>game character
I've got some bad news for you user...

Yen - Kate Beckinsdale

ME CAST CHARACTURS THAT JUST LOOK LIKE DUH CHARACTURS

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paint her hair white

>paint her hair white
*unzips dick*

2old

Ciri looks older in the 3rd game
>inb4 never read the books

The series is based on the books and she's not even born yet in the first one.

>Whoopie Goldberg as Ciri
Great mental image, thanks user

Ciri is bi. Show will probably make her maximum lesbo tho.

This is the funniest shit I've seen today, thank you user

>being produced by a company who makes CGI cutscenes
>he thinks it's going to be live action and not a 3 part CGI shitfest
Remember what the Castlevania series turned into.
And Death Note.

>Kaya Scodelario
>Lucy Boynton
>Katherine McNamara

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I'm sure you carefully chose them for their acting prowess.

Would be really nice for them to do an original story, I don't think following he novels will be all that good and the games don't seem to be involved at all despite being the reason the show is happening anyways

This fucker right here is the only good choice for Geralt.

I literally don't understand this choice at all.
>manlet
>baby face
pls stop

Lucy Boynton is a legitimately good actress

>sjws demand the show have black people shoe horned in for diversity
>polish writers make all black people bandits or cannon fodder who die in 10 seconds on screen

YFW ensuing social media shitstorm

Never going to happen on a Netflix original.

My computer is too shit for any of witcher games. Shall I watch let's play or read the books

>baby face

I agree he's on the manlet threshold, but baby face? You're joking right? He has the same face as Geralt. Same hairline, same nose, almost the same facial hair, same borderline edge-lord stare. There isn't a single person in Hollywood that looks more like Geralt than Zach McGowan.

Dandelion cast and and done. Irl a white actor banging women all over town is rape. Need a black to be the ladies man. Not believable otherwise.

No Pablo no buy.

>Mads
>Pornstache

Keep dreaming.

Maybe babyface is the wrong word, but to me there's something soft and juvenile about his appearance.

t. another babyfaced manlet

Yes.

has anyone here seen hell on wheels? is anson mount-her a good actan? because he seems the best for gerald, appearance-wise

Castlevania is actually good tho

>Geralt and Ciri are the only good things about this show.
Fuck off, Borch was cool
Villentretenmerth not so much

Michael Douglas as Geralt

I 100% believe that Tom Hardy could pull off a convincing Geralt.

He fits the womanizer/badass type of character.

Book Geralt is ugly though, it's not like in them video games where he looks like an action hero

Why not Billy Bob Thornton? Except he may be too skinny for Geralt.

Which one of these 3 is supposed to be geralt?

But of course they'll make him handsome. It's a TV show.

Headcanon. It's never stated in the books that Geralt is ugly. He's clearly not as attractive as male sorcerers but he can't be too shabby either, based on his interactions with women. I think Geralt's design in Witcher 1 and 2 was more or less accurate in terms of attractiveness. Just keep in mind that huge scars aren't that attractive in real life.

Jen could be Jaimie Alexander or Eva Green maybe

Geralt was a delicious twink in Witcher 1, and his Witcher 2 look is pretty much the same as Witcher 3.