I can't be the only one mad that Blue Diamond was shown in sharp Shiva-esque slender and angular silhouettes and effigies, but ended up being a round-faced "What if Greg was a woman and also a gem" thing
Joshua Wilson
>Lapis >Any tits at all
Caleb Barnes
WRONG
Andrew Morris
Why doesn't Steven just kill the Joker?
Kevin Gray
The links to the bomb shouldn't be in [EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA], especially since we already have a link to sug.rocks/dl.html bellow. I guess it's better to just remove it for now. We could add Marebucks as "Streaming" in the list, tho.
I've updated the template in that way, whaddya think? sug.rocks/op.html
Isaac Perez
I love Lapis Lazuli
Nolan Jackson
it's not a lot but she ain't a poil
Liam Price
i dont know why people were/are sperging out that they dont looks the same, looks pretty similar. also they werent sure how she looked under the hood when they did 'the answer'
Jonathan Miller
fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian
turns out she was the dolorosa, mourning virgin mary
Isaac Evans
Why are the koreans so bad at their job?
Josiah Jenkins
Thank you rockman. See in you /trash/ next time, least we actually get that episode.
Leo Moore
>fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian
What I'm just mad that she's not an angular bitch-faced slender thing I couldn't care less about her implied race
Owen Moore
Her nose was different, shaped more like Connie's
IMO they should have never shown her in the answer. Her reveal would have been immensely more powerful in Steven's Dream.
I prefer her new Leiji Matsumoto look though it's clear she underwent a design revision from The Answer to Steven's Dream.
Juan Torres
Daily reminder that Amethyst canonically fucked Greg shapeshifted as Rose.
David Fisher
She's more angular in her new design?
Daniel Parker
Dashing Donny Doober and Handsome Hank Hanckleschmidt best ship
John Diaz
they look like Lisa characters
Isaiah Gutierrez
Townie polyship posting is still ship posting
Brody Jackson
Wow did the crew just forget about these guys entirely
It's not like Townies are innately bad it's just the crewniverse thinks up the blandest fucking plots for them.
Mason Cook
Never noticed they'd kept those weird hand-sleeves.
Ayden Clark
They were in Three Gems and a Baby.
Jack Lopez
This. It's kind of insulting when they have nice characters but make their episodes boring as hell.
How do they expect people to look forward to those episodes if they're not putting the effort into them?
Landon Russell
In Season 1 they managed to blend in weird gem stuff into the townie episodes but at some point they just gave up and now we get stupid shit like 'Steven resolves Kiki's stress by telling her to TALK to her sister!'
Andrew Ward
I liked all the townie episodes... :(
Tyler Carter
I normally like Onion episodes but Onion Gang was so fucking boring good lord
Isaac Martin
Why is she so perfect?
Carson Gonzalez
Wow I was just about to post this same opinion
Who boarded it, Lamar? He needs to get shit on like Zuke.
Juan Taylor
>H-hey... Yo, uh, S-steven? >Yeah? >Would, uh, would you like to see my... Robot... Uh, Dawg? >A Robot dog? That sounds amazing! >No, I mean... Uhm, you know what... Never mind, her name is Gwendolyn... I think you'll like her and stuff. >Oh... OK! >Just remember to, you know, wear protection, I had to learn that one the hard way, so just like, keep that in mind... >Oh it's OK, I have a shield!
Camden Sullivan
>How to get over a bad break up normally >Yo man, you need to forget about her, she wasn't worth it >Yeah, i guess you're right >How to get over a bad breakup SU style >ALRIGHT RONALDO I'M GONNA GO INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS AND DEFEAT THE EVIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT WON'T LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT TWO EPISODE CUNT >Steven that's the most absurd and overcomplicated thing i've ever heard.
Nathan Lewis
They refuse to have the Gems interact with the townies and show us why they care about protecting the Earth. Honestly that, combined with the little jokes the Gems make about humans all the time, makes it seem like they don't really care for humans all that much.
Ethan Lopez
What do I do With all this money When all I wanna do is you
Jack Campbell
I could seriously see this happening don't jinx it
Samuel Brown
After half a seasons worth of stupid, useless, and over all filler townie episodes back at the start of season 3, i wouldn't care for their ungrateful asses. Mixed with the fact they're more harmful to Steven then the gems are on their missions, it just leave people to HAVE a reason not to care for literally half of the normal cast.
Charles Clark
The only ones that were kind of boring were Onion Trade, Onion's Gang, Joking Victim,
Sebastian Reyes
looks good, i'm wondering why we don't have a straight link to sug.rocks/ near the top of the OP. any objection
I'm the guy who started threads and in an attempt to update the OP since most thread starters just copy and paste without a care (at least it's better then the time we had[Embed][Embed] youtube links)
Andrew Clark
Tounges
Aaron Sanchez
why did peridot call Pearl "fancy"?
Aaron Perez
>mfw "polish your gem at least twice a year" is a référence to masturbation. th-thanks uncle grandpa
Jonathan Edwards
She had a sash.
Tyler Foster
>Thanking UG >Ever
Gem masturbation was around long before his show was even created.
Most of the shit that episode meta posted about was there before he shitposted about it
Jeremiah Ross
It's obviously because she's a Diamond's Pearl. Probably Pink Diamond's.
Other rare gems like Sapphire are able to have Pearls, but Diamonds get the fancier ones.
John Flores
couldn't pearls just change their projected clothes to add a sash?
Caleb Hernandez
because shes beautiful
Christian Cook
They could. If their masters wanted to.
Camden Lee
you do know that UG is older than SU right?
Adam Torres
>Fancier pearls
Carter Morris
Well, we're going to stay until march here, since there are new episodes!
Thanks you for the threads, user.
I don't want to "force" people to just paste my website at the top of the OP for no reason. Also, adding the domain a third time is meh.
Leo Fisher
>He thinks i'm referring to "just" SU for gem masturbation
Wyatt Hall
Then why would there be "fancier" pearls? wouldn't all the pearls have a sash? Diamond's pearls don't as far as we know
Based on zap2it.. Dates aren't ever accurate with that place.
Grayson Clark
WE
Dominic Ortiz
The Geekiary confirmed the episodes for the whole month, tho.
Adrian Morris
It all depends on aesthetic choices. Some masters would prefer more minimalistic designs, while other more compex and "fancier" ones.
Justin Wood
>Rocknaldo >it's a Ronaldo sings rock episode please no
Michael Perez
What's going to happen once Steven hits puberty?
Brayden Anderson
Yes, but if how "fancy" a pearl is can be assessed by what her projected clothes are, wouldn't that mean minimalists are getting inferior, less fancy pearls?
Oh, it sounds great without those annoying Pearls that ruined the song.
Blake Clark
That *supposedly* ruined the song.
Joseph James
Pearl is going to rape him so savagely he'll retreat into himself and wonder how someone he trusted "could do that to him."
Landon Wilson
He gets to play with blue-feeted sea birds, apparently.
Adam Gray
As I said, it's all about the aesthetic choice. It's like choosing between a simple yet elegant black dress, and a fur coat with a scarf and a wide-brim hat.
Jordan Robinson
did someone say A E S T H E T I C ?
also dude, you're not getting the point, in a caste system where there are set parameters for each gem, "fancy" means "better" or "rarer" or simply "of better value" What makes Pearl like that, fuck if I know, she's much more similar to all the other pearls we've had contanct with until now, so maybe if there's some kind of reference for less fancy pearls, it'll show
Eli Powell
Nothing because Stevens never going to age and will stay a pure good little boy for all eternity.
Connor Taylor
...
Connor Long
Steven's big, beefy bara cuddles.
Aaron Turner
>changing the font color scheme outside of changes of background palettes NEVER EVER
Colton Hughes
STOP! Jasper Time!
Evan Jones
Jasper is dead.
Caleb Morales
Post something awful.
Mason Williams
A lot of conflicting thoughts, with the Gems trying to do their best to relieve him of his urges.
Robert Gonzalez
...
Bentley Morris
...
Ryder Miller
...
Camden Hall
Bullying is wrong.
Chase Wood
How cuddly do you think Bara Steven is? He's so beefy and strong but also so cuddly and warm. How can gems resist his hugs?
Ayden Jenkins
A Giant Pearl Orgy
Imagine
Adrian Ortiz
Dunno, mate. That's how I interpreted that scene. Peridot was eyeing the sash and said that Pearl was wearing a more elaborate, i.e. fancier appearance modifiers.
Logan Diaz
>How can gems resist his hugs? They can't also very, very cuddly. He gets it from his parents.
Camden Brooks
Why is that awful?
William Reed
Yeah but she is a kindergartener, she makes gems, she can even tell you how good a gem is by the mark she leaves on her exit hole, she probably knows what makes a pearl better, and she addressed her as fancy because of that
Literally, what did she mean by that?
Thomas Myers
What I think she meant, I said earlier. What she truly meant, we'll probably know around when Pearl's origin episode drops.
Samuel Clark
>Filthy half-breed freak
Jordan Price
>Bullying Steven.
I will raugh, when her master gets Murdercock'ed
Sebastian Ramirez
>Pearl's origin episode NEVER EVER
Mason Jenkins
...
James Hughes
Do you think the gems ever get that tingly feeling down below when they see bara Steven come out of the shower?