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That Feel When Blue Edition

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>New weekly episodes
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>? Mar. 03: Tiger Philanthropist ?
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>5 page preview for the new comic that releases on Wednesday
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[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Steven Bomb 5 "Out Of This World" (episodes 11 to 15)
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Gems should think of dirty thoughts like hugging, holding hands and pure love

OP has been updated a bit again

soon

Or mating dances??

Lapis has tons of impure thoughts about holding hands and hugging Steven,
Peridot just leaves her dry.

Peridot in a dress? No thanks forever
Now a peri in underwear...

Steven is for hug not fug.

Why does Lapis want to fug Steven?
What does she see in him?
What does Steven have that Peridot doesn't?

>implying Lapis's isn't a huge slut

I bet she think of hugging them both at the same time.

Gems, in order of largest to smallest bust size:

Rose>Holly Blue>Zoo Amethysts>Jasper=Amethyst=Carnelian>Garnet>Lapis>Peridot=Skinny>Steven>>>>>>Pearl

Why don't Steven just pray the gay away?

I can't be the only one mad that Blue Diamond was shown in sharp Shiva-esque slender and angular silhouettes and effigies, but ended up being a round-faced "What if Greg was a woman and also a gem" thing

>Lapis
>Any tits at all

WRONG

Why doesn't Steven just kill the Joker?

The links to the bomb shouldn't be in [EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA], especially since we already have a link to sug.rocks/dl.html bellow. I guess it's better to just remove it for now.
We could add Marebucks as "Streaming" in the list, tho.

I've updated the template in that way, whaddya think? sug.rocks/op.html

I love Lapis Lazuli

it's not a lot but she ain't a poil

i dont know why people were/are sperging out that they dont looks the same, looks pretty similar. also they werent sure how she looked under the hood when they did 'the answer'

fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian

turns out she was the dolorosa, mourning virgin mary

Why are the koreans so bad at their job?

Thank you rockman.
See in you /trash/ next time, least we actually get that episode.

>fuck off dumblr she was never meant to be indian

What
I'm just mad that she's not an angular bitch-faced slender thing
I couldn't care less about her implied race

Her nose was different, shaped more like Connie's

IMO they should have never shown her in the answer. Her reveal would have been immensely more powerful in Steven's Dream.

I prefer her new Leiji Matsumoto look though it's clear she underwent a design revision from The Answer to Steven's Dream.

Daily reminder that Amethyst canonically fucked Greg shapeshifted as Rose.

She's more angular in her new design?

Dashing Donny Doober and Handsome Hank Hanckleschmidt best ship

they look like Lisa characters

Townie polyship posting is still ship posting

Wow did the crew just forget about these guys entirely

It's not like Townies are innately bad it's just the crewniverse thinks up the blandest fucking plots for them.

Never noticed they'd kept those weird hand-sleeves.

They were in Three Gems and a Baby.

This. It's kind of insulting when they have nice characters but make their episodes boring as hell.

How do they expect people to look forward to those episodes if they're not putting the effort into them?

In Season 1 they managed to blend in weird gem stuff into the townie episodes but at some point they just gave up and now we get stupid shit like 'Steven resolves Kiki's stress by telling her to TALK to her sister!'

I liked all the townie episodes... :(

I normally like Onion episodes but Onion Gang was so fucking boring good lord

Why is she so perfect?

Wow I was just about to post this same opinion

Who boarded it, Lamar? He needs to get shit on like Zuke.

>H-hey... Yo, uh, S-steven?
>Yeah?
>Would, uh, would you like to see my... Robot... Uh, Dawg?
>A Robot dog? That sounds amazing!
>No, I mean... Uhm, you know what... Never mind, her name is Gwendolyn... I think you'll like her and stuff.
>Oh... OK!
>Just remember to, you know, wear protection, I had to learn that one the hard way, so just like, keep that in mind...
>Oh it's OK, I have a shield!

>How to get over a bad break up normally
>Yo man, you need to forget about her, she wasn't worth it
>Yeah, i guess you're right
>How to get over a bad breakup SU style
>ALRIGHT RONALDO I'M GONNA GO INTO YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS AND DEFEAT THE EVIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT WON'T LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THAT TWO EPISODE CUNT
>Steven that's the most absurd and overcomplicated thing i've ever heard.

They refuse to have the Gems interact with the townies and show us why they care about protecting the Earth. Honestly that, combined with the little jokes the Gems make about humans all the time, makes it seem like they don't really care for humans all that much.

What do I do
With all this money
When all I wanna do is you

I could seriously see this happening don't jinx it

After half a seasons worth of stupid, useless, and over all filler townie episodes back at the start of season 3, i wouldn't care for their ungrateful asses.
Mixed with the fact they're more harmful to Steven then the gems are on their missions, it just leave people to HAVE a reason not to care for literally half of the normal cast.

The only ones that were kind of boring were Onion Trade, Onion's Gang, Joking Victim,

looks good, i'm wondering why we don't have a straight link to sug.rocks/ near the top of the OP. any objection

I'm the guy who started threads and in an attempt to update the OP since most thread starters just copy and paste without a care (at least it's better then the time we had[Embed][Embed] youtube links)

Tounges

why did peridot call Pearl "fancy"?

>mfw "polish your gem at least twice a year" is a référence to masturbation.
th-thanks uncle grandpa

She had a sash.

>Thanking UG
>Ever

Gem masturbation was around long before his show was even created.

Most of the shit that episode meta posted about was there before he shitposted about it

It's obviously because she's a Diamond's Pearl. Probably Pink Diamond's.

Other rare gems like Sapphire are able to have Pearls, but Diamonds get the fancier ones.

couldn't pearls just change their projected clothes to add a sash?

because shes beautiful

They could. If their masters wanted to.

you do know that UG is older than SU right?

>Fancier pearls

Well, we're going to stay until march here, since there are new episodes!

Thanks you for the threads, user.

I don't want to "force" people to just paste my website at the top of the OP for no reason. Also, adding the domain a third time is meh.

>He thinks i'm referring to "just" SU for gem masturbation

Then why would there be "fancier" pearls? wouldn't all the pearls have a sash? Diamond's pearls don't as far as we know

youtube.com/watch?v=of5QYM0uYso

Based on zap2it..
Dates aren't ever accurate with that place.

WE

The Geekiary confirmed the episodes for the whole month, tho.

It all depends on aesthetic choices. Some masters would prefer more minimalistic designs, while other more compex and "fancier" ones.

>Rocknaldo
>it's a Ronaldo sings rock episode
please no

What's going to happen once Steven hits puberty?

Yes, but if how "fancy" a pearl is can be assessed by what her projected clothes are, wouldn't that mean minimalists are getting inferior, less fancy pearls?

rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/156792882453/the-oldest-demo-for-whats-the-use-of-feeling

Oh, it sounds great without those annoying Pearls that ruined the song.

That *supposedly* ruined the song.

Pearl is going to rape him so savagely he'll retreat into himself and wonder how someone he trusted "could do that to him."

He gets to play with blue-feeted sea birds, apparently.

As I said, it's all about the aesthetic choice.
It's like choosing between a simple yet elegant black dress, and a fur coat with a scarf and a wide-brim hat.

did someone say A E S T H E T I C ?

also dude, you're not getting the point, in a caste system where there are set parameters for each gem, "fancy" means "better" or "rarer" or simply "of better value"
What makes Pearl like that, fuck if I know, she's much more similar to all the other pearls we've had contanct with until now, so maybe if there's some kind of reference for less fancy pearls, it'll show

Nothing because Stevens never going to age and will stay a pure good little boy for all eternity.

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Steven's big, beefy bara cuddles.

>changing the font color scheme outside of changes of background palettes
NEVER
EVER

STOP! Jasper Time!

Jasper is dead.

Post something awful.

A lot of conflicting thoughts, with the Gems trying to do their best to relieve him of his urges.

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Bullying is wrong.

How cuddly do you think Bara Steven is?
He's so beefy and strong but also so cuddly and warm.
How can gems resist his hugs?

A Giant Pearl Orgy

Imagine

Dunno, mate. That's how I interpreted that scene. Peridot was eyeing the sash and said that Pearl was wearing a more elaborate, i.e. fancier appearance modifiers.

>How can gems resist his hugs?
They can't also very, very cuddly. He gets it from his parents.

Why is that awful?

Yeah but she is a kindergartener, she makes gems, she can even tell you how good a gem is by the mark she leaves on her exit hole, she probably knows what makes a pearl better, and she addressed her as fancy because of that

Literally, what did she mean by that?

What I think she meant, I said earlier. What she truly meant, we'll probably know around when Pearl's origin episode drops.

>Filthy half-breed freak

>Bullying Steven.

I will raugh, when her master gets Murdercock'ed

>Pearl's origin episode
NEVER
EVER

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Do you think the gems ever get that tingly feeling down below when they see bara Steven come out of the shower?

>Feb. 10: The New Crystal Gems

Oh I'm going to hate this