Sleeping on you stomach as an adult

>sleeping on you stomach as an adult

Do Americans really do this?

sleeping on dicc increases chances of lewd dreams

>side master race

>sleep position shaming
That's new

No, I sleep with a noose tied around my neck.

>not crying on your pillow
lmao normies

that's gay, and coming from OP you know that's saying something

patricians

only thing new here is you, my friend

I sleep on my back on top of your mom, who is sleeping on her stomach

Not getting lewd while sleeping is cutting literally hours worth of lewd time from your day, you're just not being efficient.

I sleep on my stomach with my legs making a P shape, both arms under the pillow, head always facing right.

>sleeping on a bed
>not sleeping on your DVD collection

>getting shot and being ran over by muslims
do europeans really do this?

Ok it's normal to sleep on your stomach, but nobody actually sleeps with their head in the pillow like that right?

I fall asleep on my side and toss and turn during the night. Sometimes I wake up contorted on my stomach, sorry bro.

>He feel for the sleeping meme.

Only for those who are trying to suffocate their self to death during sleep.

You and his mum are weird.

you went to bed school, I went to bed

my mom called you a retard

way too much effort

>current year
>haven't switched back to VHS yet

>getting shot
uh, you must be mixing things up m8

>it's normal to sleep on your stomach
holy fuck he meme is real

good point

Sit sleeping is where it's at

any1 who says they wouldnt sleep on their is gay af cant handle a real rest

I have a broken nose, so sleeping on my back makes it hard to breath and I get stuffed up

Don't reply me or the others ever again.

I sleep the exact same way.

I used to always sleep on my back until I was like 18 then I started to hear shit before sleeping and have slept on y side ever since.

>elephant man-tier position
even merrick has made himself stop that shit at the end

pic related

>""""""broken""""""" nose
stop snorting so much powder

>tinnitus
second meme confirmed for real ITT

>being too fat to sleep on your stomach

do europeans really do this

Nice LARP

nah I got headbutted at a bar in my 20's and never got my nose fixed because I was scared of being put to sleep.

Same but it's because I have a back injury, I have to put a pillow under the bent leg so my spine isn't torsioning

You sleep every night. Same thing.

sleeping on your stomach leads to kidney and liver damage

>liver damage
My alcohol addiction already has that covered haha

I sleep on my stomach. But your mom's underneath.

>tfw I sleep on my stomach because I always had a fear of choking on my vomit
Its funny too considering when I get really drunk, I end up sleeping on my back because I get too comfy watching tv.

>tinnitus
Maybe. Recently my left ear has been popping a lot.

>burger bantz
>literally "no, you are"-level

they only do that to dogs.

>waifu pillow fags
knew they'd arrive eventually

>NOT snorting powder
whoah lad you sound boring

fact

myth

way too late for that bit , but upboat for Earl

murrican education

I'm fucking running out of insults here. sorry to hear that, bro.

Autism

but then again, what wasn't

Don't tell me that there are people that don't sleep on thier side.

Why are yuropeons so OBSESSED

>Normal person
Sleeping on side
>Soldier or felon
Sleeping on back
>Fucking mongoloid
Sleeping on stomach

>Person with money troubles or amnesia
Sleeping on back
>Cuck who can't even have sex with his wife or gf
Sleeping on side (face away from partner)
>Somebody who is actually exhausted from a long day of work
Sleeping on stomach

>tfw sleeping on stomach aggravated my acid reflux
>the position is too comfy to switch

You're supposed to sleep on your side, with your leg and hands in a certain position to support it and keep you in place, if you want to avoid choking on vomit while you sleep.

I only sleep on my stomach if I can't find a comfortable position on either side for whatever reason.

why not sleep standing up?

I sleep with my legs behind my head and my ass up in the air

>can't get comfortable on back
>don't sleep well on side or front

>front

it the only way we can stop jerking off.

>drinking tap water
Is this really a thing in America?

I can't sleep on my left anymore, I used to sleep on both sides but now I feel my heart beating and I feel it's compressing if I sleep on it. What does it mean?

>tfw sleep on my side with my legs curled up and one hand between my knees
It's probably terrible for me desu

I sleep on my stomach with my face to the side

I have a permanent vertical forehead wrinkle that splits my eyebrows

God i love these kind of posts

It means you're eating too much fatty

>when it's chilly, but your hand between your knees is so warm

I thought I was the only one.

Really?? I'm skinny fat, I have some belly fat, I weight 150 lbs

Thats how I fap.
No wonder my back hurts

Americans are a strange bunch

I tried to sleep on my back for many years because it has alleged spine health benefits but I tend to snore that way so since I often live with others I sleep on my front in silence.

I'm having a hard time imagining this can you draw a diagram for me?

How do you sleep like that, it's compressing your lungs

good job ruining your dick with TMS

>on my front

>fall alseep with my head resting on my right arm every night for years
>end up with cubital tunnel syndrome

can't even feel my right pinky anymore.

>sleep on my side
>arm touches my torso at all
>feeling my heartbeat keeps me awake

>mc can't fall asleep without drinking a warm glass of american semen before bed
do foreigners really do this?

haha I wonder what I would do if I walked into your room and saw you in that position haha nothing gay but if you were a gril

>Oi me mum!
He said mom, so don’t say mum. There’s no “u” in Mother.

>he doesn't sleep on his elbows and knees, face down ass up

I start on my stomach, but after a few minutes I switch to the side and fall asleep quickly. It's comfy mang.

there is "u" in Mutter. Verdammte Jude

>not sleeping flat on your back with your hands down your pants

Even Americans pronounce it as muther

I sleep in a full starfish position, I take up the whole bed. Vitruvian man right here, proles can't even compete.

>an american says this in the wake of today's events in NYC

ha!

I sleep on my stomach with the pillow on top of my head. Anyone else do this? Is this weird?

o has multiple sounds in English, buddy

>Sleeping on your back
>Having your tongue fall into your throat

literally cannot sleep unless on side. I tried forcing myself to sleep on my back once and i ended up in sleep paralysis.

The American pronunciation of the o in mother and mom clearly aren't the same. It's just another embarrassing feature of their """"language"""", like the inability to differentiate between marry, Mary and merry

>sleep on my stomach or side
>drool like a fucking retard all over my pillow

Same. It really fucks up the whole night.

i shift and turn in bed for 3+ hours unable to sleep from existential dread before i finally pass out.

i have the same issue. i lay on my side but sometimes turn in my sleep and get paralysis. it's the worst fucking feeling.

I've been having a very hard time finding sleep these days . anyone else have this problem, is it because winter is coming?

I went from sleeping around 12 hours to trying to get by with 4.

do you have jobs? if not try exercising daily to tire yourself out.

Is this the pinnacle of OBSESSED posting? Can Europeans get any more obsessed?

Not american here, but I had to start sleeping more on my stomach as I gained weight.
I only sleep on my back if i'm too drugged up to care really.
At least I don't dream most of the time, they're almost always bad.

sleeping on stomach protects penis from sneak attacks and hides morning wood when sleeping with your buds

you sleeping in the same bed? the fuck

nooooo dude

hmm

...

Are you flustered because you aren't able to be on your stomach comfortably?

That's one of my positions except head to left. Always end up on sides for final position before sleep though.

Yes, I have weak lungs

>sleeping with your buds