I know kung fu

I know kung fu

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Show me

is that so?

peak human performance

>Why does my ass hurt so much?
>Because you've never used it before.

What did Morpheus do to Neo?

I always liked that one of the martial arts he learns is drunk boxing

Gave him the black pill.

Same thing that Brian Pumper did to his daughter.

AND SO DO I

Speaking of asses
When Neo is in the pod did he have tubes to collect his piss and shits?
The red gel was pretty clean so he obviously wasn't swimming in his own waste
So did the androids stick tubes up his arse and on his cock?

Why did they need fighting techniques when they could just break the laws of physics and slow down bullets with their mind?

There isn't shit or piss in the real world, it's a matrix invention.

Watch it you pajama wearing freak.

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I wish he knew how to act.

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

Post the Trinity shoop

Why didn't Cypher rape Trinity when she was on the Matrix?

WOAH, IM KEANU!
I KNOW KUNG-FU!

Add another plot hole to the list.