Bond

Bond.....................
...............................James Bond

Would you like it?

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I Bond...

stop putting this talentless hack into every movie

Anyone besides James Norton is a bad choice after Craig. Idris Elba would have been good 5-10 years ago but now he's a bit too old. A young Bond would be good, even Craig is looking way too old now

As much as I love Goose James Bond needs to played by a British man.

McMafia will be James Norton's "please make me James Bond" series, just like The Night Manager was for Tom Hiddleston. And funnily enough, McMafia is written by the guy who wrote the script for Drive

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The day bond is played by a non-white is the day it dies to me forever

>quintessentially

Is it gonna be about the toilet conspiracy?

t. failed actor

HELL YES

post his racist twitter rants

On Her Majesty's Neon Lights
>Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
>Ryan Gosling as James Bond
>Christina Hendricks as the Bond girl that dies and/or is working for the villain
>Elle Fanning as the Bond girl he stays with for the rest of the film
>Mads Mikkelsen as the villain (possibly Blofeld)

I started writing this as a joke, but now I want to see it. fuck

And I should have used this gif instead.

no

ouch

>wanting to waste the goose on a cookie-cutter franchise

I'd see it

>Implying hollywood could come up with anything more original than that

No because he's Canadian, it just doesn't work.

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only if the mummyfu can be the bond girl

Get this man-faced wench out of here

>canadian bond

you would have brits on the street in 10 seconds.
and a ww3 in 1 minute.

>Elle Fanning
isn't she a child?

Is her pussy wide open in that position?

Born in '98, so she's 19

Oh yeah go up an sniff it

>I Bond

Get fucked Drubetskoy.

Wow wtf

...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................do you want a toothpick?

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Why couldn't she be casted for STD?

SHe saw the signs

No.

How has Clive Owen not been Bond yet?

she's ugly. Stop posting her

why is he called "the goose"???????????

Make me

every redditor from around this shitsite would cream their panties if Captain Autist was James Bond.
>muh goose is loose
>muh autism self-insert is beatin up le badguys and fugging the hot women omg XDD

t. Reddit gold user