Hop in faggot, we're going for some chipotle

hop in faggot, we're going for some chipotle

>all these underage girls dressed up like even bigger sluts today
How do we stop Halloween lads

I--i-i-i-i-iiiiiiiiis your Asian boyfriend going to be there with us?

jon bettendorf

She hasn't been dating that guy for years now. She has like an island nigger bf now

Only if we can go to Moe's instead.

how bout you crush my skull with your thighs instead

jesus christ how many boards do you post this shit on

Is cunny back on the menu boys?

>chipotle
nah i don't want e coli

imagine putting your arms around her while she rides and then fiddling with her clit!

Jordyn is almost 18...

...

She dressed as a Playboy bunny for Facebook.

Oh, I'll "hop right in"

>tfw live right behind a Chipotle
>bout to get my $3 boorito

>tfw got caught checking out a 13 year old

how?

13 is arguably the sexiest age

Barefoot too, except for her fishnet stockings.

i couldn't stop looking and my friends gf caught me

>be me
>riding along on my motorbike
>nobody can see my eyes (tinted visor)
>group of ~15 year old girls walk by while I'm stopped at the lights
>one dressed as Slutty Alice in Wonderland
>for some reason she bends over

I bet she knew I was looking and did it on purpose, the little slag

What was she dressed as?

This

imagine the op outfit but in all white and whit knee high socks and a halo. it's really not fair
how can you not stare

I agree. Jordyn is 17, but know girls who are 14 who look just like her. I don't like when girls that young dress that sexy.