THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA

>THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA

>A LOVE LETTER TO THE PAST

>Critics are giving it two paws up!

>STARRING ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AND FUTURE EXPOSED SEXUAL PREDATOR [ACTOR]

>A Pawf-fect film for the whole litter

>The summer blockbuster we've all been waiting for

>FROM THE STUDIO OF RAPIST HARVEY WEINSTEIN

>an emotional tour de force

name 600 joints

>From the Oscar (nominated)

>based on true events

>From visionary director....

Looks like that bratwurst is going in that dog's mouth and coming out of its butt.

>certified fresh by rotten tomatoes
Is that really worth bragging about?

101 - 599 Dalmations
Airbud

>THE STRAIGHT TO VIDEO SEQUEL YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR

the only thing that matters is putting the gold tomato on the movie

>THE "CANT-MISS" ROMCOM HORROR YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

>starring infamous boy pounder Kevin Spacey

No wayyy

>SEE THE FILM THAT CRITICS ARE CALLING "HILARIOUS"

>A love letter to the Obama administration

>from the producers who saw

>"OUTRAGEOUS" AND "A WHOLE LOT OF FUN"

What's that one movie about a golden retriever that goes to war and ends up killing hundreds of shitskins, does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>From the producers who were in the same room when Shrek 2 was being discussed

>it's real

>Two thumbs up
>-Roger Ebert

that's a very flattering depiction of michelle tbqhwyf

wtf I love corruption now

lol barry's too manly and michelle's nowhere near manly enough.

>One thumbs down for this melodramatic film that leaves you disappointed.

>a non-stop thrill ride

WE

Ok I laughed audibly

>COMING THIS SUMMER

I felt sick the first time I saw RT being used in commercials.

I seriously hate this cunt. Too bad we're going to see more of it, because I want to fix it's ugly face with cinder block mitts, or cheese grater greaves.

>Hating best girl

>THE MOVIE THAT WAS TOO GOOD FOR THEATERS.
literally a straight to dvd flick

>"...thrilling..." - Huffington post

I've never seen teeth that white on a grown dog.

>sure to be an instant classic

Guy actually looks a whole hell of a lot like him. The eyes and forehead are a little bit different but everything else is spot on.

>characters hold hands

>no dog gf

>Happy Gilmore presents...

>the Citizen Kane of talking pig movies

that's one itchy pig

Get jiggy, piggy

good pupper

The people where you live feed their dogs grain based food. Too many carbs.

What the FUCK was this dogs problem?

>A catnip fueled MINDF**K!

>gf said she'd like to get a pet pig
should I just kill her, bros?

based doggo

clearly the writers thought they needed an "edgy" character so they took the one character, the dog, who did some weird things but was ultimately pretty likable and then turned him into some psycho edgelord freak

>THE MOST ANTICIPATED TRANSGENDER FRIENDLY DOG BASED ROMANCE WAR COMEDY OF THE SUMMER

MOM'S
GONNA
BARK

......and this summer they're about to find out....that the casting couch.....is a real casting ouch!!!

>"Jaw-dropping!" -Roger Ebert

it was kind of embarassing walking into jb hi fi and seeing rotten tomato stickers plastered on new releases.

Replace her with a qt pig gf

Sup Forums upping its game

>Be advised, we got a mailman ruffly 2 clicks east of your position

kek

>dont miss the movie that twitter cant stop taking about

>Inspired By True Events
>Coming this January
>Paranormal _________

Hey, I liked Shaun of the Dead.

This one is real though

>"Critics rave!"

>total Oscar bait

Fuck you faggot I posted that same comment yesterday and you fucking copy it.

>tfw no pig gf

>"Best movie so far this year!"
>*looks at calendar*
>February 19

>Magnificent
>Breathtaking
>A Triumph

Oof marone!

>any mention of rotten tomatoes

>inspired by true events

Nice reddit thread

>FROM THE ASSISTANT STUNT MANAGER OF SHREK 3

>certified fresh

...

No, we like her now because she bitched about having to kiss Winston.
And that it was her first kiss and now she's blacked and soiled forever.
#metoochildabuseedition

Genetically engineered perma-piglets can't get here soon enough.

Even doggo knows CNN is bullshit.
MASTER A BLUE PILLED BITCH!!!

>blockbuster we've been waiting for

>Not blockbuster we've been barking for

Holy shit your dog is ugly

>AN INSTANT CLASSIC

>A LOVECRAFTIAN MASTERPIECE WITH MILKY MOMMY GF'S

>a film critics are calling "endearing"
>You won't forget where you were when you first saw...

>The President of the United States is a.... dog???
>*record scratch*

>Commercial uses random tweets from random users that are giving the movie praise

Horror and shitty comedy movies seem to be the worst offender of this