I've watched C-BEAMS glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

>I've watched C-BEAMS glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

most people have never seen big military weapons being fired in person, let alone off the tannhauser gate.

Damn..

Oh yeah buddy? Well I'VE seen your mum's DD-BEAMS!

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>user thinks hes funny

this meme stopped being funny about a day after it started

What's the most impressive thing you've seen?

t. someone who's never seen C-beams or the tannhauser gate

Cope harder, beamlet

god damn it i used to think this scene was kino as fuck but this meme is ruining it for me now

>"all those moments will be lost in time"
>literally only mentioned 2 shitty moments
thats supposed to be profound?

>god damn it i used to think this scene was kino as fuck
At least you don't anymore

C beams? Or

SEA BASS

>ironic... rain falls from the sky, I rain from my eyes. you humans may know it as crying
whoa

>I've drunk cheap Lambrusco wine on the Gianicolodes Hill overlooking Rome at sunset

H-hello?

>Lambrusco wine
I chuckled.
Unironically one of my favorite wines. Cheap, and goes down smooth.

At least not some random gate with some stupid pretty glittering lights.

I saw a homeless guy get pissed on by his own dog

>like tears in rain
yeah, it's almost like they're both water

>my nigger I have literally seen several spaceships with my robot eyes
whoop de doo

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A sequel to a cult classic made 30 years after the original that isn't shit, 8 straight minutes of a man saying cells interlinked in a white room, even autistic nerds on the internet claiming a cold hearted bitch is their waifu. All these moments will be lost in time, like pears on a train.

Geez Ridley sure was planning ahead wasn't he?

chilli and c beams

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>ever formatted a harddisk pal ?

This monologue is not great or anything. Just pseudo-science something-something from the silly times of sci-fi.

>Farts

>*Dies*

ok

>I'VE SEEN SPACESHIPS AND SHIEEET

wow, you and a bazillion other people.

Well, he's 4 years old.

you're water

i laughed at this post

>pseudo-science
There's nothing relating to science in that scene.
Batty only realized that if he will never be remembered, he will truly and utterly die in that moment, so he chose to share his most unique and favorite memories with Deckard.
It's literally just about a man coming to terms with his own mortality and the need to leave something behind.

It's see-beams

beams that you see

fucking idiot

It was a battle, dumbass. He was describing lasers being fired at a fortress

nah nigga

they wuz sayin dat some niggaz popped his crib

>I've seen [...] see beams glittering in the dark
I was blind but now I truly see beams.

I watched sea breams sizzle in a pan near the frying grate.

COULD ANYONE PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW AN EMANATOR WORKS THEORETICALLY?

Thanks in advance

t. never been off world

It's about seeing beauty in the mundane, which is a distinctly human condition.

this meme is shit

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I've seen a woman's anus struggle to accommodate my penis. I've seen her look of anguish and heard her hilarious groans and grunts.

I saw a man walking a cat on a lead like it was a dog

Have you ever seen a C-beam, faggot? Didn't think so.

Japanese midget porn

>I've watched some pretty lights in the sky
Cool, man.

>I've watched C-BEAMS glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate
Oh yeah, sucka? Well I walked Bob Dylan on stage.

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

The scene itself is fantastic, and the ending part of the quote is GOAT. It's just that the earlier portions of it rely on film-local jargon so it doesn't fully work out of its original context.

it fucking emanates you daft skinjorb

2049 was stupidly meta.

love that memory
*dies

To be honest seeing C-beams may be mundane to most of you but it was probably one of his earliest precious memories from when he first gained sentience, it would be sort of like that memory you have of seeing your aunt's giant tiddies, and you'd be trying to tell people "I've seen tiddies you people wouldn't believe, them suckas was UNREAL" but no one would really feel you, know whumsayn?

Actually lost it at this.

>tannhauser gate
Deckard : Wait... lemme google what that is real quick.

What even are C-beams?

My orgasms.

You're see-beams are shit

Why would Roy act like that's a real accomplishment to have witnessed?

Bitch, I once saw an old woman walk a cat upon a leash as if it was a dog - man's best friend while I was smoking the reefer accompanied by my mates
>leashes man

DUDE WEED

The afterimage left behind by an object moving superluminally. Like the visual equivalent of a sonic boom.

Beetlegazer doors sounds futurisic, I called it pseudo-science bacause it implies some future technologies involved including beams n ships n shiet. The scene would be much better without those details, they sound awkward just like robots from 60s look awkward because they have noses made from lamps. It washes down the impression.

maybe C-BEAMS are some kind of crazy space tech that have never been used on earth and that earthers only read about in reports of offworld battles around the colonies

SEA BREAMS

that's not what pseudo-science means you fucking retard.

This flick is so bad. Why does Harrison Ford speak like a literal retard? He literally sounds like Forrest Gump. Not to mention that when he does, he says the most basic dialogues I could think of, might as well just shut up and make a silent flick.

t. woman

"I've watched seabream glitter in the park with a Tag Heuer gait"

Any women is literally better than you in literally everything, fat little whiny ass redneck.

scenes that humans will NEVER understand

ahahahaha [S]HE MAD

i saw a huge group of strange white lights in the sky emerge out of a single pillar of light in the distance. they appeared suddenly for about 10 seconds and disappeared. nearly shit myself.

>i watched sea breams swim around in the dark near the bering strait
what kind of aquatic life have you observed?

I've seen a person waking up in the middle of surgery

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This what Rutger planned, but it was decided not to include and they went for the different version

I have known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back…frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching the stars fight on the shoulder of Orion. I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it…felt it!

BATTY
I've seen things...
(long pause)
seen things you little people
wouldn't believe... Attack ships
on fire off the shoulder of Orion
bright as magnesium... I rode on
the back decks of a blinker and
watched c-beams glitter in the dark
near the Tanhauser Gate.
(pause)
all those moments... they'll be gone.

from the script

>lasers, nigga
Huh....

I've.. peed in things... you people wouldn't believe.
Bladders on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
I watched pee-streams glitter in the dark near the tanned hole gate
All those moments will be lost in a splash.. like a flush... down the drain.

Kek

>The scene would be much better without those details, they sound awkward
Nah you're just a sperg or a troll.

it wasnt funny in the first place

i saw a helicopter wreck from the Yugoslav war

I've seen an educated, polite gypsy.

I've seen the rain coming down on a sunny day

> I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

>Uhhh, I'll have what he's having!

Cologne Cathedral

Wew lad. Roastie Rage.

user
They are always like that when they are trying to rob you
Gypsys don't point a gun at you
They distract you with fine manners and niceness and slip their hands in your back pockets
You dun goof'd

Have you EVER actually met one? I dont think so.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

What did he mean by "you people?"

some pretty landscapes i guess, insane hail storms, i saw a double rainbow once but it wasn't that great as that fucking retard in that video made it seem, naked girls, people having crazy episodes and breaking shit

cool question t b h, makes me realize i haven't seen much impressive stuff

white people

>Acts like a violent savage
>Pretends he's still a slave
>Wants to liberate "his people"

Was Roy a transnigger?

Internet shit doesn't count, might as well count movies

>I saw a midget travel a whole continent to throw a ring into a volcano

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Big guys and rising flames. I've seen crashing planes and a man left in the wreckage. All those moments will be lost in time...like Zods snapped neck

That one video of a transexual on youtube stabbing himself in the balls with a syringe then fapping with his inflated balls.

the cinematic that played after i killed the lich king

Attack ship fuel can't melt C-beams