Haha a whole year without sex? unthinkable!

haha a whole year without sex? unthinkable!

I've been 22 years without sex :(

It really is unthinkable for normies. Meanwhile the years have blown by me without a single change.

For a woman it is unthinkable to go a year without sex after hitting puberty.

Yeah, nobody goes that long.

Wasn't that literally the same tag line as that other movie about the same thing

>it’s another “Virgin Losers Complain About Normies” episode

that was 40 days/40 nights, which is also pretty unthinkable but A WHOLE YEAR?

as a dude I couldn't survive 40 whole days without sex desu

Rage thread? Rage thread.

Fuck this world and its societal ways that deny me my basic human and animalistic instincts.

Captcha: STATE STOP

It used to be that the no masturbation clause would kill this for me, but my libido has long since withered away. I bet I could go a year without getting a boner.

I think it was called '18 year old virgin' or some shit

>I deserve sex

Kys beta

Does chemically castrating yourself have any side effects? My libido is more of a bother at this point. I already accepted im never getting a gf or getting married. I just wanna live in relative quietness until the long sleep takes me. Get a job, 9-5, go home, just pass the time until i go to bed .Rinse and repeat for a couple of decades.

It makes you irresistible to women.

Ironic

just buy a whore, nerd

>one man is about to do the unthinkable
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Sex doesn't make you happy folks. The people I know who get the most sex are all kinds of fucked up too.

>Sex doesn't make you happy folks.

ass is way too big

Just perfect the art of masturbation.

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Yeah, fuck that tagline

I'm to intelligent to fuck her

That ass if fucking perfect what the hell are you talking about!?

>a picture of 3 sewer skunk looking nasty women who are so boring they have to dress like homeless people and open their mouth and eyes so wide for a picture in an attempt to be perceived as fun and interesting

>a deranged virgin that will get btfo by my dubs destroying his whole autistic argument

>I prefer to fuck only men

>virgin

Oh im sure im a virgin.
You posted a picture of three whores that look like they have stds. Very gross. Who would want that anyway besides some thirsty virgin, as you say i supposedly am

no, it's one year without sex, as in gender, dummy

ethnicity of the men behind these posts - white

I could settle for these three girls if they were escorts and I had no other choice. But why in the world would I not set my standards higher if I had a choice. Maybe for a girl that cared more about herself to not dress like/have sex with every man she sees like some cum bucket

most likely asian or some sort of half-breed though

just admit you're a virgin, nobody is going to judge you here

That picture doesn't prove that they had sex

I will. People old enough to use this site that hasn't even dipped ought to be mocked into getting their shit together.

Hmm.. non logical argument. Are you 14 years old per chance? You just keep repeating the same line over and over.

I'm at 2 years and 1 month now

>calling a woman a slut for liking sex and for dressing sexy
thats how I know

Lets see..
Ive had sex with 7 different girls
Ive had 1 blowjob
ive had footjobs from 12 girls, 4 of which are of the 7 that i have had sex with
And my total footjob count is the highest with more than likely well over 60

Rack that up as you will.
Theres your answer to your game of dodgeball

forgot to post this

Probably at least a few Asians and Indians in there too. Together with whites, they make up the grand triumvirate of beta shitposters.

why are there no movies about real friendless hopeless permavirgins? no redemption arc, no manic pixie dream girl, just despair and reality.

like hell even travis in taxi driver was charismatic enough to charm someone into a date and have a conversation with her.

I want a movie about someone lower than that

>this guy

They're all half asians, they're the only subset of humanity that sees others having sex as a personal affront to them (see: Elliot Rogers)

No audience and hits too close to home for everyone.

Because nobody would pay to watch three hours of some guy sitting in his room, browsing the internet, and occasionally whipping out his cock for a quick fap, before he collapses into his bed at 4 AM.

>You dodge answersing questions by virgin shaming me
>i tell you im not a virgin
>you then bash me for telling you im not a virgin

You are a child.

>hits too close to home for everyone
bullshit they have no idea what it's like. they call 40 days without sex "the unthinkable".

why not? it would be the feel-bad movie of the decade

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You can't even imagine the sexual power a young attractive woman has. At any given time she can choose an attractive man to fuck. Sex is super easy.

>he thinks its the same dude and that multiple people are not calling him out

>[Lars] avoids social contact, finding it difficult to interact with his family, co-workers, or members of his church. A co-worker, Margo, is interested in him, but he avoids anything more than brief encounters.
>After Bianca is buried in the local cemetery, Lars and Margo linger at the grave site. When Margo states that she should catch up with everyone else, Lars asks her to take a walk with him instead, to which she happily agrees.

Because it's completely alien to many, too alien to strike someone's interest, and it's just boring. What would the conflict in the film even be?

If it focused on women/sex and the guy is truly a hopeless NEET he'd just stay in his room all day. There's no conflict worth putting on film there.

calling me out on what?

That sex is great unless I do it?

My Friend Dahmer

>What would the conflict in the film even be?
inner turmoil
rage
insecurity
depression
attempts at social integration resulting in failure
man vs self

I mean it hits close because they are being reminded people like that exist

why are you so defensive

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>white guys using asian men to compensate

like a clockwork, so predictable

the mark of a pleb, movies don't to have any kind of conflict to be good

Pathetic permavirgin NEET life is not interesting, certainly not interesting enough for a movie

Welcome to the NHK sort hits the spot

that entire series is about "manic pixie dream girl" coming to your front door and "saving you" (although it's not portrayed in a positive light)

So there are more wizzards in this thread than in hogwarts.

Nice

sometimes love finds you when you aren't looking for it

we've all had it

if you're the protagonist of a piece of fiction maybe

I don't recall how it ends, but you're correct in saying that it certainly doesn't display any of it in a positive light.

It felt like the creators were telling foreveralone virgins that unless they do something, they're only gonna be fucking themselves

I had sex last night, shit was so cash

>sneaky reversal from asian man

RIKE A CROCKUWORK

>I've been caught
>"well you have trouble with english"
Let's hear your Chinese.

how do I get a girlfriend like them?

lift weights and be successful in life

they are also not girlfriend material they're smash and dash hoes

>be successful in life
jeez why didn't I think of that

that's all it takes

it's true though. also start lifting and treat women like people, not sex objects.

>R-r-rape counts right?

t. Ahmed

>treat women like people to get casual sex
W R O N G
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>treat women like people, not sex objects.
hahahahahaha

god damn

I don't even interact with women dude. I am as inoffensive as possible.

women don't care if you treat them like sex objects as long as you're handsome. that's what it is.

In fairness, it's about a woman. Roasties are incapable of closing their legs.

Reminder he had to apologize for being raped at the end of the movie.

>people who dont get laid talking about what it takes to get laid

>people who don't get laid don't know exactly what it takes not to get laid and therfore know what it takes to get laid

brainlet niggerposter lmfao

100% chance you are skinnyfat or a lanklet and you have never been to a club

>getting laid in the club is the same as getting laid outside a club
>maybe if I shitpost he wont know I never get pussy bc I treat women like trash

you will be surprised

Women like sex
Women who are sexually attracted to you like being treated as sex objects
This is what the whole casual sex thing is about dipshit

i'm sure tyrone and his nig squad treat women with the utmost respect lmao

>Virgin and white shaming on Sup Forums
What is going on anymore??

It's actually pretty pathetic the lengths most people will go to have sex. I'm not a virgin but I still only have sex once every year or two (tfw no gf). It astounds me some of the shit my friends and family have done over wanting to have sex, including but not limited to

>hurting a close friend or relative
>breaking up with a partener because you had to be away from them for a month-year
>shitting all over a 28 year marriage
>getting creepy with young/underage kids
>passing on social events with close friends to pursue a "maybe I have a shot"

That last one I can understand if it's genuinely a good shot, but the other shit just boggles my mind. Like oh I haven't had sex for a month, guess that means I can be an ass hole lol. My sister threw away a great three year relationship because she couldn't go 1 year without banging some random dudes at school, just doesn't make sense to me.

gay

This
I guess some people are slaves to their dick/cunt

Its probably a single fag, ive been sing this one for quite a while, Replies to a bunch anons and does the "le whitu pepru" thing in a single sentence, I guess this is what happens when niggers learn how to use the internet.

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I'm White Hispanic actually.

the virgin tantrum
vs
the chad argument

CANT MISS WHAT YOU NEVER HAD, VIRGINS!!!

>Used to get laid all the time.
>Realize I broke up with me ex on Halloween 2 years ago and haven't had sex since
>Realizing the way I've been going it might never happen again.