And this is our soons room, hes an avid film buf-

>and this is our soons room, hes an avid film buf-
>oh, his door is locked...
>hes not answering, somethings wrong...
>lets force this door open and see what this pinhead is up to...

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>Americans have door hinges like this.

You have a round door with leather straps leading into your trash mound.

wow i had no idea doors were hinged like this

>lets go see what "santa" got us for Christmas this year

do americans really do this?

>sup

just went to check and mine is NOT like this

fucking americans and their american door hinges FUCK AMERICA

your hands are fat

Why would the door hinges be on the outside of the room? Did a retard design this house?

someone post the trashcan shitter

The hinges are always on the side that opens towards them.

In other words if you see hinges it opens towards you.

in english doc

Obviously, it's an american house

If you see the hinges it opens your way

If you don't see hinges it opens inwardly towards the room.

False, we live in huts.

>t mud hut dwelling yuorpoor

I've lived exclusively in American houses and I've never seen this before.

Come on doc. I said in english. Stop with that mumbo jombo

>pinhead

MOOOOOOOOM

You replied to the wrong person and you're not me, kill yourself.

did you not have doors?

>not having a passepartout key for emergencies
Do americans really do this?

I have no idea how I am supposed to explain this, if I was good in making images I would make one for you but my english skills are better than my drawing skills...

Sorry to disappoint.

I don't follow.

some doors have flush hinges or whatever

>this is our son's room, he is quite the body modification enthusiast

>tfw sitting with my cock out watching Russian porn on 3 screens

pretty much

>Passepartout
Jesus it's not 1860 gramps it's called a skeleton key. (Thanks for the lesson)

American bathrooms suck, their showers and toilets are LITERALLY inferior design

show me with a pen and a paper

>W-what what happend?!

At least we dont play with our shit like germans

>be weeb filth and decide to decorate your room with anime characters
>use only the most basic 2D girls
my autism is triggered

are you fucking stupid

What are you talking about? American bathrooms are top tier. European ones are awful cramped messes with awful toilets, loose swinging toilet seats that fly from side to side, and tiny lipped sinks that splash water everywhere.

Imagine the smell

>door hinge on the outside, not the inside of the room
learn to basic home design you fucking tard

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>americans have doors
FUCKING AMERICANS LMAO OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??

ive never related to this meme because my parents actually respect my privacy and would never do shit like this

i am paying rent after all

You clearly haven't had to deal with many meth heads.

>imgur memes
way to out yourself you fucking newfag dick

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>Russian porn
but the only russian porn is porn that isn't legal in... oh... I see...

>OVER 1LB OF FOOD

Is that supposed to be a lot?

That room looks pretty clean tho

no bully

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i get it no

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>this is supposed to look bad
sorry I'm not a billionaire who eats gourmet shit every night geez

Americans don't know shit about grease.

Yes, you are eating something can't be considered food.

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Can't believe you lot live just north of us

??wut?

0% chance that room doesn't smell like cum

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zoom and enhance pls

>a dollar store frozen dinner is somehow a rebuttal
The absolute state of yuropoors

t. The Deuce watcher

t. stranger Things watcher

Mods are asleep, post door hinges

>zoom and enhance pls

You have 2 hours

>Chips
>Pakoras
>Onion bhajis
>Chicken nuggets
>Onion rings
>Bab meat and chilli sauce
Now I'm hungry.

How the fuck door can be a piece of paper?

Don't forget to scream at the Muslims for calling their Mohammeds "boys".

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I really wish we had these in America. In fact it's very surprising that we don't.

they're like that
you can remove the door by just lifting it

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We do, but the beef is typically replaced with pork ribs.

LOL WTF DOORS XD FUCKING AMERICANS

triggered

nothing against muslims (except all the hate and hypocrisy) but why are they so fucking unoriginal?
At my high school we had like ten "Alex"s in our year and we all thought that was stupid.
Imagine if every other kid literally had the same name.

I bet that's where all the hate comes from. Like, imagine having the same name as your dad, your cousin and your best friend.

hehe tricked, epic troll face my friend

Op is now desperately trying to save face by insisting that American rooms are hinged outwards.

Get on my level plebs.

John
Paul
Jose

Don't be so dumb

I would.

What's this a list of? Common names? Did you even fucking read my post?
Don't pretend like any of those names are nearly as common in their respective societies as Mohammad

Why rice though?

So my stools are harder

>15 boys named Corbyn

Imagine growing up being named after the man that killed the labour party

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>this will be me one day

Because rice is delicious, just like those quads.

See you in 2022 boyo

Imagine being this bluepilled

>steak with an egg
>tomato slices
>french fries
>rice, no seasoning
>shredded lettuce with shredded carrot
this is a madman's meal

Oh you are indeed a moron.
Mohammed is their religious name, and as such is the most used.
John and Joseph are the Christian names, and as such the most common names are John, Jan, Jose, Juan, etc

>being this fucking illiterate

Why are Americans yellow-bellied liars?

This is retarded. How old are you?

Wow this seems legit worse than the holocaust book guy.

>George Klein was reportedly in was in Northern Ireland
>reporetedly in was in
Jesus, did a fucking downey write this?

Imagine marrying your cousin and having inbred babies then they marry their cousins and have super inbred babies. Then repeat for 1.5 millenia. I would blow myself up too.

>a dollar store frozen dinner is somehow a rebuttal
>a dollar store

Those things cost around $4.50 each. Some places even charge $5.99 for them.