Batman dropped his credit card, and you just found it. What do you do?

Batman dropped his credit card, and you just found it. What do you do?

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Keep it for fun (if fake), why would Batman have a credit card, let-a-lone on his person. If real, give to the bank. They might know the owner.

be unable to use it because I'm not Batman

CP. A lot of CP that can be tracked to the credit card. Then an anonymous tip to the DOJ outside of Gotham.

Buy a present for my parents.

Keep it, he is the world greatest detective, he will find me and I could give it back to him.

>going to bed
>turn the light out
>hear a voice from the darkness
>"I believe you have something of mine"
>"...it's on the bedside table"
>shuffling noises
>"thank you, sleep well citizen"

Do Americans not have PIN codes for their credit cards?

>Good Thru: Forever.
kek
if this was a full comedy batman movie, it would been actually good.

Give it to the police, i'm not going to risjk my ask being kicked by batman or some crazy guy

>or

Not much I can do since I don't know the PIN.

Jizz on it

Cum on it, take a picture and than return it to the bank that issued it.

>Gothcard

Online purchases, numbnuts. All you need is the info on the card and the SIN number on the back of the card.

I'd use it to make small purchases before the account is frozen

It probably electrocutes anyone who tries to pick it up, everything else he owns does.

>Online purchases

To send where? You use someone's else card but they can trace back to you anyways

I doubt, Robin stole it from Batman.

I'd use it to make charitable donations to orphanages all around Gotham.

incase he needs to buy something, duh. He gets mcdonalds on the way home, you think he pays cash?

No.

It took years after EU got the chip for us to get it just because of regulations and "muh costs". We don't have pin enabled because that would be a burden and too hard for us to remember.

I'd buy hundreds of Clown costumes, white face paint, red lipstick and green wigs.


Just to fuck with him.

>no card number
I guess I can't do anything.

To a local empty house you can break into.

Anyone would think you've never committed credit card fraud before.

I probably some bat related merchandise.

FUN FACT #01: Google dropped their physical Wallet card program as it would have cost around five million to issue new Wallet cards to all users with the chip to be in compliance with regulations.

FUN FACT #02: The chip reader terminals have already been broken and are less secure than the swipe method. Both swiping and chip reader are viewed as insecure by financial security standards.

>FUN FACTS have been brought to you by a former financial employee who worked at BOA for ten years.

God fucking dammit
Stop that before I put you on ice

Tell him that if he wants it back he'll have to kill The Joker first

What about contactless? I feel like that's just begging to be exploited if someone can make a device to skim money of every card that comes within range.

>2 weeks later
>Batman is carrying a MasterCard

Use it to fund a bunch of thugs dressed as Batman to rape the joker.

>RFID
>Not being the most easily fuckable with thing next to your phone's NFC and public Wi-Fi?

Joking remarks aside, a credit card could have the most advanced security ever devised and could still be broken due to the ignorance of the user and the terminal it is used on.

>Swiping your card at that middle-of-nowhere diner that had a skimmer built-in by the owner to fraud people of extra money.

But theoretically speaking, would it be possible to build a device that just took money from any contactless card it came within range of (I presume it would be, given that hand held contactless terminals exist) and if so why have the banks embraced this ridiculously exploitable tech?

NO NO NO! BATMAN has to be the one to rape the Joker, it has to be him and nobody else. The Joker would be able to tell the difference anyway.

Nothing theoretically about it. This is why RFID and other protection wallets are sold.

Mythbusters was going to make an episode regarding the topic until Discovery told them that credit card companies strong-armed them into not doing it.

The only plus with Android Pay and other apps is that your card numbers are randomized when not in use.

>Mythbusters was going to make an episode regarding the topic until Discovery told them that credit card companies strong-armed them into not doing it.

Oh god.
>"We heard you were fucking around in our turf. Isn't that right, American Express?"
>"Yeah, Master Card. Looks like they want cash back on an assbeating"
>"Maybe we can help them. A special offer for Discovery Channel CEO: The Black and Blue and Red All-Over card. You'll get twice as many frequent flyer miles when we send your ass flying."
>P-Please! No! We won't air the ep-pisode!
>"Now that's what I like to hear... come on boys, we're done with this overdrawn account! Oh, and next time? We'll bring Visa."

I'd use it to ruin his credit, of course.

Will turn the world topsy-turvy-inside-out to get to him and give it back.

Bats would need it big-time in case he would need to buy materials for his prep-time.

Buy white face-paint and green hair spray.

"Why does batmans credit card have Burce Waynes name on it?"

Commission a shitload of Supergirl porn. Like, a ridiculous amount of porn. Drawn, SFM, cosplay, all of it. Then, make sure Superman sees Bruce's credit statement.

>buy a shit ton of nonperishable groceries, because fuck you I'm living on batbux now
>pay the rent for well over a couple year in advance, and for other utilities too, if possible
>buy a bunch of stupidly expensive dildos and other assorted fetish toys online that I wouldn't be caught dead paying for on my own card
>buy a bunch of slutty, copyright dodging knock-off versions of assorted villainess costumes, for myself and the new harem of prostitutes I'll be hiring to wear
>commission a bunch of really creepy self-insert fan art featuring my OC (who's obviously a cuter, smarter, trap version of myself) being shipped in a love triangle with Bruce Wayne and Batman, as though I'm totally oblivious to the fact they're the same person
>commission blatant deviantART-tier fetish fuel involving me - literally me, not even under the thinly veiled guise of an OC - being dommed by various villainesses, especially Catwoman and Talia
>store the credit card in a large pickle jar filled with my foul, rotting semen for when Batman inevitably comes to take it back

I would check to see what the signature looks like.

Do you think he signs everything as Bruce Wayne, or did he sit down and design a signature for Batman.

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Send it back to bruce wayne
Wayne enterprice , W12 main st gotham city NY.

Buy a crowbar.

SAVAGE

why would you need to break into it
if the house is empty wouldn't the packages just pile up on the porch

You lost me at the fanfiction. other than that, What this guy said.

Buy a bunch of disposable cellphones and prepaid credit cards at various stores

Obv

If Batman gave a shit about some anonymous crook wasting relatively small amounts of his money, he could probably track your prepaid cards about as easily as he could if you were purchasing shit directly off of his.

>implying he doesn't punch first and ask questions later

I always thought it was funny how Europe moved to chips long ago and America didn't (mainly cause in Europe the banks are on the hook for fraud, while in the US it's the merchants so the banks don't give a shit)

And then because of fraud and inability to update hardware the US banks just beefed up their data-mining algorithms and got really good at predicting fraud instead.

The world is weird like that

A BAT CREDIT CARD?!

That got me to kek

That's why you use an aluminum RFID blocking card sleeve, dummy.

Go to fast food places and anywhere else that doesn't require a pin number.