Holy crap. How come none of you bastards ever told me that Sup Forums Zelda was the perfect waifu?

Holy crap. How come none of you bastards ever told me that Sup Forums Zelda was the perfect waifu?

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Because none of us are 34 fucking years old.

No one knows who you are. Why would we seek you out and tell you something that none of us care about?

Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE US, user!

...I am.

You don't speak for the group.

Most excellent response.

>Because none of us are 34 fucking years old.

I am.

But don't worry, user. You're here forever, too.

Why are you still here? Don't you have productive hobbies or families?

I like cartoons and comic books, user. This IS my hobby. I won't say it's productive, though.

I know right? She's like the effective, pants-wearing Zelda that fans have clamored for, but like 30 years early.

It's a really underrated show in general. Bob and Eve Forward brought genuine old-married-couple-bickering to Zelda and Link.

And the bullshit that they came up with from the limited game mechanics is fantastic.

>Breath of the Wild Gameplay.gif

I love how the sword is only used for shooting beams because I guess slashing is too violent for cartoons

Oh boy, smooching time!

>Wand of Gamelon

>I love how the sword is only used for shooting beams because I guess slashing is too violent for cartoons

That's exactly it. Samurai Jack was pretty groundbeaking for US cartoons in that he actually cut people with his sword.

Even if they always ended up being robots.

I was like you 9 years ago

More like
>windwaker speedrun

Wasn't TMNT like that, too? Leo's katanas only cut robots?

Do Nintendo games even acknowledge the cartoon?

Zelda's design is actually nice.

I'm making an earnest effort to depart this imageboard for good. It's devoid of all substance. It's nothing but memes and shitposts.

It's all what we make of it, user. I find better conversation in late-night nostalgia threads than most others.

He couldn't even do that for the vast majority of the show's run - if you rewatch it, you'll be surprised how rarely the Foot Soldiers appear after season 1. You think they'd be generic episode-to-episode cannon fodder, but nope! The turtles mainly fight Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady, usually defeating them with slapstick. They never used their weapons in the second movie either, for the same reason - parent groups bitched about it.

because she was a fucking tease

It was pretty much like that in 2003 TMNT.

30 years old on last december 29 here, feels like im'm in my fifties
No need to twist the knife user, also cartoons and comics are one of my hobbies

Because she wasn't as hot as her evil doppelganger, Queen Doppelpopolis.
youtube.com/watch?v=CIaSMy2t7bI

No, they treat it like the Cdi games

I remember they often ended fights by throwing bad guys into trash cans.

>I just turned 34 2 days ago
>not being at least that old

The fuck are young people doing on muh foor-chins?

>half-life speedrun with zelda mods

Sup Forums Peach had her charm too.

When do we get nudes? Drawfriends?

This. Most boards still function like they used to late at night. I swear to god it really is the 16-24 crowd that's hijacked everything.

I liked the adult jokes and notable game references they kept slipping into the episodes

She wasn't Peach back then, she was Princess Toadstool. And Bowser was King Koopa.

Still can't believe they got away with Zelda asking "Is that an arrow in your pocket or is that just your erect penis?"

LINK'S HAIR ISN'T BLONDE, YOU SEXIST CRAP!

Didn't Zelda randomly rescue another princess while bored in one ep?

I'm 35. I remember Zelda being on Friday's. Her and Mainframe from Cops were my first waifus

It was a trap for link, but since he had stood her up Zelda rescued the maiden instead.

But the maiden refused to leave without a dashing hero so Link eventually shows up and zaps the hydra.

She kisses link but it turns out she was a shapeshifted Gibdo woman, and the kiss turns Link into a frog man.

I'm 36 and I somehow missed seeing all these Nintendo cartoons at the time. Maybe it's because we never owned an NES due to having computers in the house since 1983.

>being a computer kid in the 80's and 90's

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

I was learning programming by the age of 5 or 6. So a preschool nerd, I guess.

Hah!

youtube.com/watch?v=AWsej6DzNGQ

Bumped your thread again, kiss me Sup Forums~

If the cartoon was made today I'm sure Sup Forums would have been spamming threads demanding art of the Gibdo (Since she was THICC).

Sneakers with a bathing suit?

Is that Greek? Greek chicks are so hot...

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The cartoon had a couple of neat original characters.

zeldawiki.org/Sing

Easily waifu-grade material

This show actually looks nice. The angle was she was stepping on Link's chest was nice.

youtube.com/watch?v=2HrJpGJJCzM

Dude, shit was hardcore. It was pretty shocking.

youtube.com/watch?v=2HrJpGJJCzM

>I'm making an earnest effort to depart this imageboard for good.
>you're still posting here

Not very earnest, are you?

You didn't ask.

What is a productive hobby? Wood working?

drawing furry porn and selling it online

Guess your mom has a lot of free time then.

My sister just turned 34 this weekend.

I'm older than she is.

Not cool user ...

Someone draw rule34 of user's 34 year old sister

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Well I need a refence. Can't draw just any random girl.

Make it look like user, but female.

With a big 34 on her blank green face.

I had and still love Peach the princess toadstool

>parent groups bitched about it.

It's gotten worse since modern day parents are SJW types.

>18 years old
>Is a loli

Man, this is why I wish I was like these 30sfags in here, I only got wind of the show back as a teenager after finding out about it and the Super Show cartoon from my brothers SMW guidebook and I absolutely loved it. This is how I wanted LOZ to be in the games for years after watching some of it, and the other times it could have gotten this close would be with Zelda 2, SS, slightly WW and so far maybe BOTW. But none of them had the same comfy feeling (in design nor in character development between Link and Zelda) as this show did. Hell, I'm still waiting for the one Zelda game to have both Link and Zelda together on a adventure, just like this show right down to the design and character interactions, ESPECIALLY the interactions. Absolutely love them.

Feels bad I didn't grow up with this show as a kid, would had been my fav cartoon for sure.

I'm not sure why they considered Mikey's nunchucks more dangerous than Leo's sword or Raph's stabby spikes, forcing him to just use a grappling hook later on instead.

Or why the UK thought the word 'ninja' was taboo and made them replaces it with 'hero' in the title.

The Witch of Walls should be in a zelda game, she was fun. Would actually fit right into the vidya as a source of sassy plot dumping you had to track down throughout the game, appearing from different walls. Better than an owl at least.

>Breath of the Wild Gameplay
no, this is
youtube.com/watch?v=lpdeG9ZKGyQ

Because Sprite is way better

But she's only 3 inches tall

perfect for 's dick

I'm 36.

I liked the music for this series.

Nunchucks are easily emulated by kids.

Wouldn't Don's staff be even easier?

Well to be fair
Spryte >>> Navi

But in the end Zelda is still best.

you can make more chucks out of the same amount of wood with little effort, and they'll be a lot more portable (more importantly concealable) than a full-length staff

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Never played the original?

>windwaker

Nigga bomb displacement is a OOT/MM thing.

>tfw I remember this episode
O I is laffing

She was peach back then too, user. Her Full name is Peach Toadstool.

>families

This nigga

You're kidding, right? These versions of Link and Zelda were terrible.

Enough to make me swear off the games as a kid.

Shut your fucking face Boco

Sigh...yes sir...

She could have worked in A Link Between Worlds.

Ken tell me there's a part 2

There's a bunch of hyrule warriors comics around done by that artist

Yeah I know you get sword beams at full health, but having the sword NEVER used for stabbing or slashing is far beyond the game

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There are some hot fan art of this Zelda but I can't fucking find them now because she's just tagged as "Princess_Zelda" and lumped in with all the other Zeldas from the games

I guess western cartoon Link is just so much superior to every other Link

>Isn't a fucking mute
>Can swordbeam all day e'rry day

Damn it

>Those last for panels.

Reminds me of pic related.

Don't fuck with Agitha, son.