/doag/ - Dumbing of Age - Lesbians Edition

In tonight's Shakespearian masterpiece, we see that the power of levitation is among the reality-warping powers that Willis has bestowed upon lesbians in his universe!

Truly a benevolent cartoon god.

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Has the Malaya slipshine been leaked yet?

>they actually made out
what

Also, I'm pretty sure the last panel is a reference to something. I'm just not sure what exactly.

No, but here's a preview for May 4th, 2017.

I find it weird that Leslie is so angry after the last strip.

>Don't pretend to be what you're not
>I wanna live on your couch forever with benefits
>UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

God, I always hated her. She's so obnoxious. Glad she got kicked out.

>hey i want to be able to leave my house but theres news crews here can you go own up to what happened
>no i wanna live on your couch forever

Actually scratch that her and her sister. Though, her sister is much worse

Also, here's the preview banner. Looks like shit.

Also also, a note to Slipshineanon (Slipanon?): I think Slipshine may be cracking down on repostings of Willis' "art" on /aco/. Something to keep in mind; another user and myself were given warnings for posting his images direct to /aco/.

Also also also also, the password is "fivesecond".

>Seducing a public political figure
>Being mad when it becomes a media circus

how are they sending warnings?

Oh god, don't remind me of his porn or I'm gonna throw up.

The same way you're notified of being banned. They make you view the warning before you're allowed to post again.

Don't worry. If we're lucky, this should be the last month for his latest series.

imgur galleries are always fine if the mods over at /aco/ want to be like that. Can you link to a nsfw gallery on a blue board?

she didnt seduce her. robin showed up in her house uninvited after their conversation in the bar

Probably. You might be able to use Mixtape.moe if the site still exists.

Also, it's less so the mods and more Sup Forums's DMCA policy, in that ever since the Fappening the site needs one in order to cover its ass before it can be sued.

Well, she might've seduced her a little before with her hairdo and open blouse before she kicked her out of the class. She laid the groundwork anyway

Dude, the drama is because of her grabbing her hand and telling her what they'd do together in the bar. That's where the picture came from. Robin went to her house because the media was already swarming. This shit is Leslie's fault and her explicit plan from the beginning. She might've had a change of heart, but the damage has already been done with her lesbian wiles.

That's always been a thing, desu. The last time someone leaked an entire slipshine on /aco/, that thread got deleted within hours.

We use imgur for a reason, mates

Is Andrew Hussie a worse cartoonist than Willis?
I mean, with Homestuck you had single panels and the occasional GIF/animation, which obviously took more work on his part. But he also had some cronies to help, raked it a BUNCH of shekels from his fanbase, and had months or even a year at a time to make his updates.

Meanwhile, willis is putting out multiple-panel strips on a daily basis. Most people, I imagine, don't buy any of his stuff because of figures like pic related. And only major autists like me would go to the trouble of buying any or if you're me all books, but he still seems to put out a comic every day. What gives?

I've been coming to Sup Forums for four fucking years, I should know how to do fucking spoiler text by now

Willis has never cared about his work the way Hussie cares about his. DoA is a vague mish-mash of forced quirkiness, watered-down soap opera, and wish-fulfillment fantasy, while Homestuck is a STORY. If nothing else, you've got to give it that.

Oh yeah, I'm not saying that Homestuck is better. It just seems like Hussie woulda been able to get shit done faster, given all the resources he had.

But then, we're not getting a Dumbing of Age videogame/flash game/animation ever, and Willis never hit any real struggles in life. Closest thing would have to be some shitty little kid stealing his favorite Optimus Prime from the Transformers shelf at Wal-Mart

Thank god he doesn't care enough to actually revisit the strips he drew months ago until they automatically post

*not saying that DoA is better

Fuck

Are there any Willieverse fans out there that have done any fanart/voiceovers of the comics? I'd kinda like to hear some headcanon voices for these kids we hate

There's a few on YouTube, I think. Nothing too substantial.

youtube.com/watch?v=e9KFsDKVohw

Well hey, we got one animation with a pretty good Danny voice, a pretty eh Joe voice, and some pissy sound effects

Oh, God, I think I recognize that. That's a Roomies!-era flash from the pre-2000 Internet era, and I think that's Willis himself as Danny with a friend as Joe.

Hussie codified and popularized a unique type of webcomic, explored new grounds in varying artstyles and exploiting the medium of internet storytelling, and (by accident or on purpose) created a fictional race that's perfectly designed for people's shitty OCs. Never mind that behind most of it (let's just ignore Act 6 and 7) was a complex story with a bunch of elements that a less talented artist would have probably lost track of. Hussie may not do the usual shit with panel composition and whatever, but if you start talking about the artistic giants of the webcomic world, then Hussie on a good day can bump elbows with Tom Siddell and Tracy J Butler, if not by sheer quality then by a drive to innovate and experiment.

Willis only achieves any work of notice when he's well into sci-fi mode. The bit with Leslie and Head Alien. A few of the fights in Shortpacked. His plots are generally weak and his writing's even worse. His one and only quality is consistent output, but Schlock Mercenary's been doing that for two or three times as well as he he has, and while SM occasionally skimps on the backgrounds, there's usually good art on the Sunday strips.

This isn't even a competition and I'm baffled as to why you brought it up.

Shit, i wanna find the old threads but the way Sup Forums archives works it's so annoying to find threads that are old.
Anyone think apastebin or somethink with link to old threads could be a decent idea?

desuarchive.org/co/
Just search "/doag/" or "Dumbing"

What happened last issue? I'm not giving that fag got page views.

Andrew Hussie played his fanfic ass fanbase, got a shit ton of money off them, and then made comics that poked fun at the retarded fanbase for liking shut about his story that didn't matter. Only thing he's guilty of is his year long break

Willis is a retarded man baby that panders because he doesn't want to be like "those white people" so he'll jump through all sorts of hoops to make his SJW fanbase happy, even though it sacrifices logic and emotional understanding.

Hussie also isn't afraid to kill characters that people like. Willis out right stated that God in his world is out to protect becky's smile.

You tell me whose worst user...

Dis niggas topical on ALL the latest pop culture references.

Willis, kys my man

And she's still being a Thirsty cunt expecting a person she "tricked" to be okay with it.

I can tell someone gets their ideas of Lesbian interactions from a porn.

Where is this outrage coming from? Didn't couch potato just get finished saying she wants to stay?
>I'm done pretendin' I don't wanna live on your couch forever an' watch tv
Maybe I'm too much of a shut-in to understand, but isn't it a good thing when the girl you're crushing on stays the night and just wants to just chill with you the next day?

this is the dumbest comic posted on Sup Forums why do you guys keep talking about this shit?

As a Homestuck General refugee (plz no deport), I can safely say that Andrew's weaknesses lie in his ability to write for the long-term while reconciling aspects of lore, backstory, and ongoing character arcs and personality traits in a way that ultimately feels satisfying. Just ask around any Homestuck thread that pops up about how Rosemary becoming canon was a bad idea to see, among other examples.

The thing is that Willis has the same kinds of problems, but they manifest in different ways that I don't care to figure out at two in the morning.

>no i wanna live on your couch forever
Politicians in a nutshell.
She really is a Hillary parody.

Hussie cranked out a mind-blowing amount of content, nonstop, for years on end. At it's peak it was updating with 6+ new panels, multiple times in a day, every single day unless he was working on a flash. It seems pretty apparent that he got burned out along the way and became disenchanted with how huge his fanbase was, and how much it had changed. Early MSPA readers tended to be people similar to him, which is why the obtuse humor in Problem Sleuth feels so effortless. As Homestuck made it big, it drew in legions of readers who were younger and more "fandom" type, which he appreciated at first, but there's only so many times a pale awkward man in his thirties can be serenaded by legions of cringey teenagers smeared with grey facepaint at conventions before the magic wears off. Late Homestuck reflects this, as he directly mocks his readers with the Act 6 / Dancestor bullshit, which mostly went over their heads. Honestly I don't think he's been the same since 2012 or so. I hope he's alright.

Also his older works, which are in a more traditional comics style (Whistles, And It Don't Stop, etc), showcase how much talent he has as an artist. If I remember right, one of the reasons he went with the minimal style for MSPA was because he couldn't stand how long it took to do things the old fashioned way.

That wasn't supposed to be a dissertation but I have lots of feelings about Homestuck.

People don't talk like this, Willis!

While Robin IS a piece of shit, that doesn't make what Roz did to her okay. Roz IS definitely a shittier person by FAR.

Maybe not seduced her outright. But Leslie DID want to get close to Robin and made distinct efforts to try and do so

Since when did Sup Forums give a shit about DMCA? I thought it was supposed to be the lawless frontier.

When did this place sell out to the man? It used to be cool

I know they went to a bar but Leslie really didnt say anything to the effect that she needed to get a drink all that badly

Ever since The Fappening.

Thanks for the warning. Slipshine as a whole is borked for me right now so hopefully I'll be able to deliver. It might be actually good this time...haha, it's never good

Like said

You should realize by now that things that happen to normal mortals are irrelevant until it happens to people who are actually important, ie celebs

I remember Kris Straub was talking about how he didn't like to buffer his more topical commentary-style work likje Checkerboard Nightmare and chainsawsuit (or maybe this was pre-css), because you want your topical immediate jokes to hit when the iron was hot.

Willis seems to have decided that he will continue to do topical humour while having a buffer, because it's hard to tell jokes outside of pop culture, damn it!

I look forward to a bunch of alternative facts jokes in 3 months. I hope there's a gag order on news media by then so they come off as tasteless.

>by accident or on purpose
Nigga everything about Homestuck, from Sburb to classpects to the trolls was designed to make it easy to create OCs.

We are coming up on exactly 3 months after Election Day, right?

I expect the comic to quickly shift back into sci-fi shenanigans as their US is taken over by an evil dictator and the characters join the Resistance while fighting his evil white Christian minions, led by Prime Templar Mary.

Isn't every edition lesbian edition?

Nah, it's gonna be an election between Dorothy and Roz, since apparently RAs are decided via election.

The more I think of it the more retarded it seems.

If Willy were a real writer he would hype up the "election" and both candidates "running" only for Poo-head to show up and reveal the powers-that-be already decided independent of any of the "platforms" or whatever.

If that happened, knowing Willis, the winner would be a complete third-party who isn't Roz or Dorothy.

But since that doesn't seem to be the case, we're just going to get weak yet blatant analogies for Trump and Hilary.

But who's who?

Roz is supposed to be "the asshole with a good point" and Dorothy is supposed to be... what, "the perfect candidate who has trouble with people" (despite there being NO evidence of such before now).

Like I said, it's going to be weak but blatant.
Roz is going to be Trump because she's being put in an antagonistic role, and Dorothy will be Hilary because that's who Willis voted for.

Mm mm, he's gonna piss some of his readers off with that.

I'm sure many see Roz as the perfect woman. Equating her with Trump... that's gonna be a party.

I was never in the HS generals because they were cancer but have loved hussie since homestuck. What do you mean about Rose?

My most notible moment of him mocking fans was when he did the whole The Felt relationship aspect chart. It was awful and funny at the same time

What can Slipshine even do? They don't own /aco/.

I can't regurgitate the entire explanation, but it involves cutting off any and all potential character evolution between Rose and Kanaya in order to make the two a canon ship. If I had a copypasta, I'd post it.

True, but they can still put in a DMCA to have the material taken down. It's basically an anti-piracy measure.

I think from Willis' perspective any and all hate for Hillary was unfounded, undeserved and came out of nowhere. So maybe that's why Dorothy is being hated on despite not deserving it at all.

I mean, she's been accused of being uncaring before. This isn't entirely new.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE DOG NOSES!?

It's not because Willy is lazy

Godforbid Willy be accused of laziness

>Willis has never cared about his work the way Hussie cares about his
Currently, yes, but I think he cared back when he was doing IW and J&W.

I actually enjoyed the lesbian Slipshine comics that Willis did

The clitoris is not a taffy pull, man.

I liked the ones with Danny and Amazi-Girl because it felt really honest and romantic. It wasn't just "and now we sex" it was Amber opening herself up to someone she loved.

And Amazi-Girl smothers his face with her giant ass.

Haven't checked in for a while. Is that guy still making a script to crack the buffer?

I've been meaning to, but I accidentally made that promise just before school started back up.

So fuck me, eh?

>I hope there's a gag order on news media by then
We would all be colossally fucked if that were the case.

Well you probably shouldn't since it's probably in some way illegal.

But I want you to do it regardless.

Slipshine?

Google it, newfag

I don't think this is a request for elucidation, but rather a desire for the porns to be shared.

>So fuck me, eh?
Not It.

Thanks

99% sure that's why he brought in Meredith.

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I completely forgot about her.

For a moment, I thought you were just spamming.
I feel like the pose itself is a more direct reference to something else, though. The hands specifically.

Regardless, I'm still not sure what to make of any of it.

Mostly spamming and pointing out how unnatural the position is.

>something something COARSE KERMIT COCK

I though the whole "CAUCASIAN" incident (and subsequent retcon to "PEACHY" after they missed the joke) was a pivotal moment in his relationship with the fanbase. The Trickster Mode arc in general (A6A5A2, I guess?) was, in my view, the point where he finally turned on the fandom.

It's great that we can have better discussions of Homestuck in /doag/ than we can in the typical "What went wrong" or "How would you fix this" HS threads.

It's a college populated by a race of chipmunk people, and a few black humans.

>totes

>If we're lucky, this should be the last month for his latest series.
DoA's ending?

>codified and popularized a unique type of webcomic

>"What went wrong" or "How would you fix this" HS threads.

Willis is an idiot. He isn't an outright charlatan.

This is an interesting take on things. Someone said they reminded them of the Goofy Movie. It's a twisted version of the Mickey Mouse universe.

I meant "Welcome to the Fuck Zone". His porn comics are generally 16-18 pages in length, and this latest pin-up is number 15.

I use "totes" as well, but now that you bring it up as happening once per strip, I'm starting to think Willis is just using it for flavor.

So...

Where's our "stolen" porn strip?

I don't mean to rush our illustrious Pornanon but I'm drunk as fuck and ready to jack off to something I'm gonna regret.