I want to go on a romantic date with Chat Noire

I want to go on a romantic date with Chat Noire.

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you have to be 18 to post here marinette

why is he so perfect?

Will we ever tire of Chat posting?

Will Volpina and Queen Bee be good?

>adrien browses Sup Forums.jpg

>Will we ever tire of Chat posting?
Possibly, but with what's coming for the character, both good and bad things, I doubt it'll happen anytime soon
>Will Volpina and Queen Bee be good?
Volpina, maybe. Feels like a slow burn on her, maybe won't even get powered up until the end of S2. Queen Bee, not a chance unless she doesn't become a hero until S3 after a lengthy ass redemption arc which is almost certainly not going to happen based on the quality of the writing thus far.

Rape the catboi.

Ah, yes.

A Chat thread.

Bring on the plump butts.

I wonder how aroused he would be

Noir*
Noire is feminine.
But i guess that works with you faggots. Might as well say "Chatte Noire" then

Excellent. Thank you, user.

Serious Question: Were the French Makers of this series aware that they are portraying a teenager in a suit thats basically Fetish-Gear? Or did they really think: "Well thats how superheroes dress". What were they thinking?

It'd be pretty easy to see through his suit.

Adrien, not Chatte. Twink in civilian clothing and not twink in a sex suit.

Got any more like this? Preferably male cosplayers

Catbois are not for raping!

It's Europe, they don't have a moral panic when they see those sorts of things. It is for sexual, but for them it's not a problem.

They are though.

Well, it depends on how closely you're watching him. Maybe he starts subconsciously shifting the way he sits to accomodate for his growing erection while he bites his lower lip and starts to blush.

Any other little details might we be able to catch the little faggot getting horny, I wonder.

Non, ils ne le sont pas !

I want to sneak up behind him and watch over his shoulder.

Will you ~poke him~ ?

Sheeit Forgot this wasn't Skype for a second. Fuck it. Sorry.

French fag here, I would honestly say the later really.
However, something being sexy doesn't mean you have to think of nothing but porn. You can appreciate beauty without immediately stroking your dick.

In Miraculous case, both main characters can have some sex appeal without the show being for pedo: you're supposed to want them to happily get together, not to rape teenagers!
It also makes sense for Adrien to get wild as Chat noir considering his life as Adrien.

They are, frenchie.

>Adrien is so absorbed reading lewd comments, fanart and fanfics people make about Chat Noir that he doesn't notice you standing behind him
>Playfully ask him what he's looking at
>He stammers cutely, trying to hide what he was doing
>Wink and say it's okay, you understand that he's looking at all that stuff. You think Chat Noir is hot too.
>His blushing increases
>Say what a slutty attention whore he must be to prance that hot twink ass around in tight leather and how you'd love to fuck that ass until he cums without even touching his dick
>Adrien excuses himself and rushes off to the bathroom, completely failing to hide the bulge in his jeans

Lewd as fuck.
Think someone should follow him in there and give him a nice helping hand?

>You can appreciate beauty without immediately stroking your dick.
what did he mean by this?

I just want to see Marinette cruel-dom him.

Cute but I prefer it when Chat is more sexually playful/aggressive.

>cruel-dom
Aggressive and unrelenting but loving is the best way.
She uses him hard until she's satisfied and then they cuddle.

I like that one short fapfic where both him and Marinette are sluts and they get gangbanged together.

That's Europe for you. On the plus side, they're liberal as fuck.

But on the other hand, they are liberal as fuck.

You sick fucks

Stop lusting after Marinette's boyfriend

Thanks, Sup Forums, for making me bi (for 2D).

Canonically he smells like shit all of the time

Sup Forums has done more to grow the LGBT community in one year than Tumblr and Twitter have combined.

Yurop don't give a fuck.

That is the best type of cruel dom. whipping his cock with a riding crop and telling him that if he can hold off cumming for 5 more whips, she'll let him blow his load in her mouth, then, afterwards, stroking his head as he cries into her chest, telling him that she does love him so very, very much.

It's france, the country that brought us Totally Spies, the show that launched a thousand kinks into my generation. Seriously, brainwashing, cat-suits, muscle-worship, tentacles, all that good shit.

Alright, but she has to tell him how well he's doing between lashes.

Eh, I'm more into the Dom/Sub part. Helplessness, desperation, stuff like that. Sado/Maso pain stuff is kind of a turnoff for me.

To each their own, though.

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Do you guys prefer femboy Chat like in and or more masculine/twink Chat like and ?

All Chat's are good and stupidly fuckable.

They're legal age in france, why would the french care about sexualising them?

The first is Adrien, the second is Chat.

There is a serious lack of cat bois in this thread and I do not like it

I used to be straight, not attracted to guys at all. Then I came to Sup Forums and now I'm bisexual leaning more towards gay.

I fucking love you guys.

i want to fuck cute femboy chat noir and want to be fucked by hunky manly chat noir.

>he smells like shit all of the time
Prove it.

Adrien is for tender loving, not for lewds.
You are all horrible people.

I want to molest his feet.

Whens season2 again?

user is probably thinking of Plagg cheeses.
And he is wrong, because good cheeses don't smell bad, they stink good.

>You will never suck Chat Noirs musky dick after he spent an entire day doing his thing around paris in his tight leather outfit, sweating in the summer heat
why even live

ditto

Femboy

Thirding.

Nice bulge.

What's French for "a trap" in the obvious context?

Then she puts him in a soft but spiked chastity tube and helps him into his new suit - it looks just like his usual one but constructs him like a corset and the tail is connected to a thick, long, soft dildo. And there are blunt spikes in the heel of his boots, he can put them down but it's uncomfortable; it's training for heels.
And it all locks except a short zipper for him to pull his chaste cock out to pee.

We don't associate traps with feminine boys in French so there's no true equivalent but I guess you could try going with "piège" and most degenerate frenchies would get what you mean true context clues.

Sounds good in Ackbar's voice, thanks.

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>However, something being sexy doesn't mean you have to think of nothing but porn
That's true. However, Chat's outfit still borders on the fetishistic and that's hard to ignore. The skin tight latex might be a convention of the superhero genre but combining it with a cat motif is something pretty much exclusive to female characters.

In most (non-pornographic) artistic representations of the human form, the lines between male and female are clear cut. The men are muscular Adonises and the women are delicate but full and voluptuous. Chat blurs the lines of gender in his design. The musculature obviously says male but the smaller frame and even facial structure suggest female, and the hair could go either way quite frankly. Really, smut is the only point of reference people have for Chat.

Don't get me wrong, I think it's brilliantly subversive in its own right. I just wanted to explain why I think it's so easy to see Chat as merely a sex object.

>create literally one of the most hottest character designs of all time
>pair him with a boring girl instead of another cute boy
Is this really acceptable? Getting tired of all these cute Sup Forums boys inevitably being paired with a girl. Hopefully a male villain who is obsessed with Chat gets introduced soon.

I'm down to clown with either one.

>borders
I've seen less fetishistic outfits at perv meets. I've _worn_ less fetishistic suits to perv meets, and I worked at it.

>I've _worn_ less fetishistic suits to perv meets
Well, we're waiting.

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Fags

Dub confirm thread is fag central.
We would have this no other way.

I'm 3DPD, user.

>he sees your dick

So?

French Ackbar has such a pleasant voice.

bump?

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femboy

a more twink-y look without going all-fem. Defined body, nice shoulders and a bit of hair,not much, but a bit

idk about that but I look forward to Chat having to deal with 3 superheroes who are all after Adrien

Except Alya isn't into Adrien and has Nino.

ya but she has to try to stop both Ladybug and Queen Bee from getting to Adrien because she needs to protect him for Marinette

so its more like 2 who are into him and a 3rd trying to push her friend on him

I can only imagine the horrible shenannigans comin' up.

ya, I kinda wonder if they are all gonna maintain secret identities

like Marinette and Chloe probably would because Marinette has an inferiority complex and Chloe probably doesn't want Ladybug to know she is actually a bad person

but Chat has never seemed to care about it and I honestly can't see Alya not jumping at the chance to learn Chat and Ladybug's identity even if she has to trade her own

Could make a cool dynamic with Adrien and Alya trading identities because they are the two that don't have a complex about it, we have Insects and Mammals kinda paired off with the heroes but then Adrien and Alya also become closer as civilians causing all sort of silly drama

I could see Alya needing to reveal her identity given the last Volpina was a menace, just as a show of trust, likely garnering the responce from Mari to do the same.

In the end you just gotta wait and see.

honestly I think its likely gonna be all or nothing on identities

so my guess is that they will be kept secret most of season two and revealed at or toward the end

Probably with the Pappilon showing his obvious not-secret identity.

Unfortunately I don't have the comic so this will have to do.

Honestly suprised by the artwork people put together for this series.

>no male character going after adrien
Ree. Not fair.

But I want him to be my boyfriend instead.

NO HES MY BOYFRIEND

Something like this. Clearly male, but more boyish than masculine.

FIGHT ME!

This Nino is a thousand time more easy on the eyes than canon Nino. Something about his in show model just seems off, or at least poorly designed and implemented. And I'm not even getting into the "totally radical" writing.

THING! What are you doing?!

Giving us the crossover we need but not the crossover we deserve.

>in one year
Hey now.

>that chart
But Chat Noir likes Marinette

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