Do they work, Sup Forums?

Do they work, Sup Forums?

White "men" actually fall for these things

Dillion is cute even though her face is weird as fuck

I wouldn't wish that on my worst ex-girlfriend.

I can't fap to her after hearing about how she looks like Seth MacFarlane

Don't see it desu

Her tits and forhead are the weirdest shit.
Not complaining though.

Sauce ?

I think her tits are fantastic. What's weird about them?

3 hours just to blow a shitty load sounds like a fucking nightmare

This, really.

Speaking of bizarre ads you'd see on porn websites, I've seen one several times for an app advertising itself as "The Tinder of Sex". I thought Tinder was the Tinder of sex. What gives?

They're connected.

she escorts... should I do it lads?

It wold be good if you were in some rape fantasy and your dick was causing a lot of people a lot of stress.

Sex gets boring after 10 minutes.

Am I autistic?

Not really anymore. Tinder got taken over by normies

she has some shitty uniboob, spend your money on a regular and better escort

No, it's all downhill after glorious insertion

That sounds fucking horrible.

You're welcome btw

why would you want to have sex for three hours?

Qt 3.14

Someone for the love of god give me her name

No you fucking idiot

Sasha Grey

Maserati

I love teacher outfits

wh-why would you want to take so long to spill white nice all over the floor?

I don't know why I'm laughing as hard at this as I am.

>how to promote your client properly
What agency you with? I wanna join the industry

>neogaf """""humor"""""
You need to go back..oh wait :)

>hey i'd like to waste half the day getting chaffed for the exact same nut i'd get after 3 minutes

>What agency you with? I wanna join the industry
None.
>not having a pornfu
kill yourself

I once fucked my gf for around 3 hours because I really needed her to fall asleep so I could try cheating on her

What's wrong with her boob(s)?

Whatever, I still don't see it.

I have face blindness nigga, come at me.

Looks like Dillion Harper/Seth Macfarlane.

captcha: stop poissy

Uniboob

Doesn't bother me though desu because they're really perky and will age like wine

taking a significant dose of amphetamine will do this

>for the exact same nut i'd get after 3 minutes
low test.

The point of fucking is not to nut, btw. As counter-intuitive as that sounds. Nutting is nature's way of telling you you can stop fucking now.

Bad boob job?

Sometimes they put the implant over top the muscle rather than underneath because the recovery time is much faster.

>spoonfeeding that mouthbreather
Why would you do that?

I wouldn't even last 3 minutes with Jenny. She's just too much for me! For me!!!

Well user I've had quickies and I've had marathon fuck sessions. For me the payoff was the same.

but to each his own.

>don't cum for 3 hours
Lol, that would be like torture waiting that long to get off, 30 mins should be more than enough time to get your girl off 2-3 times, going longer than that should be reserved for special occasions

Why do acts of kindness fill you with hate?

>tfw no chocolate milkies

>that feel when she comes a third time and you're still hard and start fucking her real slow and deep
it's the best, it really is

I prefer Diamond Jackson desu famalam.

Imagine my shock when I found out her age, could have swore she's 40

What did (((((he))))) mean by this??

So Seth McFarlene has feminine features, not associating her doesn't take much effort unless there is something wrong with you

>implying
My pornfu is pure. She hasnt and has stated never will do a black guy.

>She hasnt and has stated never will do a black guy.
Who is it? Faye Reagan?

Damn. Adding it to my list of fetishes.

It's ok to fap to Seth McFarlane, user ;)

i guess black really don't crack