Why the fuck haven't I heard word one about this after it died in the theater?

why the fuck haven't I heard word one about this after it died in the theater?
this movie is fucking great

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it's trash

What the fuck is wrong with her eyebrows?

Are you joking? the acting was terrible and the story was so french

not joking. this movie is a riot

Miscastings up the wazoo. I cringed at discount Manuel Ferrera's appearance. Writing was brutually bad. oean world looked CG. Avatar concepts refused for Avatar made it into this. It was a mess. A big fat mistake.

it's progressivist propaganda

so it's avant-garde?

Rihanna's characters death was so bizarre.

These dudes were awesome. I liked the movie more than I thought I would.

the only redeeming thing about this movie is when it comes out I'll be able to make a webm of the rihanna dance to fap to

its CGI porn all of u stop bitching and enjoy the show name a capeshit with good fucking writing all of them is the same fucking predictable story at least with this we can enjoy the visuals

Her being an Egyptian gave me "KANGS" vibes

> name a capeshit with good fucking writing outside watchmen

the visuals were crap
it was like CGI fifth element, but fifth element wasn't CGI and looks better

should i marathon the whole flick ?

Batman (1989)

do it nigga

Batman Returns?
Spiderman 2?
Cmon dude.

Her small boobs are bouncing.
Very entertaining to watch.

It's just a shittier version of The Fifth Element.

And yeah yeah the comic came first who gives a fuck, it's still bullshit.

i skilling though all the bullshit banter and just watching it for the visuals

it's very pretty, but the french aren't good at writing human beings

Movie would be a lot better if they cast a female lead who isn't a fucking model but an actual skilled actress

and its still painful

yeah, american literature is well known for being the best

i enjoyed it but there was moments that were embarrassing to watch

actually, it is indeed quite well renowned

can't understand the hate for this movie. it's lighthearted and creative. a lot of fun.

>Looks like a videogame
>Great visuals

>it's lighthearted and creative
Which is fine but it forgot to be good.

not greats entertaining

What was Outworld doing there?

people were expecting this to be a typical Hollywood blockbuster, but it's more of an anthology. Most of the sequences are standalone and just try to evoke the feeling of french comics

literally out of nowhere and she says "urgh it must have happened in the fight..." Absolute amateur hour

Post panty shots

go watch porn fuck face people like u ruin anime and turned it into fan service dogshit

why the fuck would anyone sell a convector

and not use it to rule the galaxy it can recreate anything you feed it and yet the person who has it living in a fucking market

and not protected by a biggest army ever on a planet protected by the biggest fleet

bad pacing made the story feel segmented
it also lacked an engaging story
still a good fantasy movie and i absolutely loved the opening sequence with space oddity playing
id rate it 7/10

i hated 95 % of everything i watch this year including rewaching last year capeshit watching it now know its going to be predictable story but still entertained

>watching 720p KORSUB bullshit

this movie deserves 4K HDR at the very least, you pleb

Why did they name it after a somewhat obscure Roman Emperor?

lamao you got my number coyboy

The two main characters look like their twins.
And thats after acknowledging that theyre both ugly as shit.
I wish I could sage a film because this one deserves it.

yeah. this.
I just can't hate a movie with an opening sequence that's so damn good

i...is that showry?

its a date movie masquerading as a "soft-scifi" fantasy flick
its one of those movies that literally has a "love conquers all things and is the most powerful thing in the universe" moments
i liked the ideas and the effort besson put into the movie
you know he wanted to make something grand and that he cared about the movie, you could feel that
but the story felt lazy and full of tropes
it literally had a mcguffin

it did a great job of drawing me in and that song always gets me
space oddity gives me frisson every time i hear it
it has so much heart and soul

>hating on 720p KORSUBs
well la-dee-dah look at this faggot

i gave up on anything coming out of hollywood called scifi and just turn off my brain and enjoy the ride cause trying to go though the bullshit will only get you mad

>trailer resembles Jupiter Ascending
Gee, wonder why no one was interested.

Haven't gotten desperately bored enough to pirate it yet.

>coyboy
its not even scifi
thats why i used quotation marks
its as about a scifi movie as any star wars
its just that retarded plebs see stuff like that and they call it scifi
its probably why you feel that way you faggot
orville is good

nah this movie is actually good compare to jupiter ass-ending

>orville
is shit and star trek wasnt even scifi it was just the jews trying to control the zeitgeists

> dogshit like star trek is fucking "culture fantasy" not scifi its modern people with modern values with spaceships and lasers

in true fucking scifi culture is space by the technology not fucking modern people with modern values with spaceships and lasers

FUCK STAR TREK AND ALL THE REST OF SHIT PEOPLE CALL SCIFI WHEN ITS JUST MORAL PREACHING

THIS SHIT IS REAL SCIFI IT SHOWS HOW HUMAN LIFE WITH CHANGE IF WE HAD ROBOTS TO DO EVERYTHING AND IN THE OTHER BOOKS EVERY PLANET HUMANS ARE ON HAVE DIFFERENT CULTURES FUCK STAR TREK AND FUCK THE JEWS

Cara could make for a great samus

Wow, watch 2 hours in a row? What a marathon, hopefully you aren't tired for Arts and Crafts tomorrow.

why is he trying to sound like batman

shut up faggot
i bet youve never even fucked with star trek
or else you wouldnt be saying this
>EVERY PLANET HUMANS ARE ON HAVE DIFFERENT CULTURES
way to kill the conversation with your autistic screeching
bye gayboy, this thread is officially shit

Can we not do that thing we always do where everyone here pretends that complete garbage movies like Man of Steel, the Star Wars prequels, and John Carter are actually secretly patrician-tier because the normies didn't like them.

Valerian was a complete bungle on every level.

Fuck you. I want cara panty shots.
I'd lick her eyebrows until she came

>>EVERY PLANET HUMANS ARE ON HAVE DIFFERENT CULTURES

star trek is shit and does a fucking hit pieces againts beliefs and cultures the jews disapproves of

> in real scifi like in Asimov books it strips all the jews mind control off and give you raw humanity not the faggot brain washing the fucking jews does telling you what you what is right from wrong FUCK STAR TREK AND FUCK U AND FUCK THE JEWS real scifi doesnt use the MC culture as a platform FUCK U AND FUCK THE JEWS

You sound like a guy with a lot going on in his head that doesn't have much to do with science fiction.

>snyder’s watchmen
>good writing

...

>snyder’s
didnt write watch men

what an expensive mistake

Thought it was OK, not any worse than your average capeshit
Pretty forgettable characters but at least it entertained me

Maybe, but it's hard for me to get past it being hideous.
One day.

worst them capeshit casue they take it fucking series and try to say something meaningful

wait were the 2 main leads the good guys they seemed like fucking good little soldiers who followed orders why the fuck would they help the pod people

it was a good movie

just finish this movie and didnt felt like i hated it i actually enjoyed maybe

CGI was great

Story was okay, but the world building made up for that being lackluster

the worst part was Dane Dehaan, felt like he was trying way way too hard

Cara was actually very enjoyable (and I disliked her in SS).

It's probably the worst movie I've ever paid money to see.

It was a fun flick, basically just Fifth Element but worse in every regard

The main characters were so miscast it hurt. You really need someone charismatic like Bruce Willis or else all this "womanizer" shit is going to be cringy as fuck. Which it was.

Rihanna was weirdly the best, most likeable character in the movie and she's also completely pointless. You could cut her whole segment and the plot wouldn't change at all.

LAMAO
> paying for movies
i'd probably be butthurt too

Don't you ever reply to me again. Ever.

Sup my brettygood niggas

Am I the only one who noticed this?

>watching a full movie in one go
>call it a marathon
How the fuck do you survive with an attention span that low?

Saw it in IMAX 3D. Was hoping for another Fifth Element and didn't get it.

Better editing and replacing the two """stars""" with Karl Urban and Lea Seydoux would have saved it.

he never said he did

didn't you read about how the financing company basically went broke when this bombed and caused massive restructuring?

Is there another Watchmen?

The one written by Alan Moore

I think that got made into a movie, Watchmen (2009)

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Welcome Newfag!

Asimov is shit-tier sci-fi

There I said it.

Web-DL on the 7th. There'll be discussion then.

pleb tier storyline
generic cgi
cringey character interaction

this movie wasn't worth watching

They have 0 chemistry.

Either you don't know shit about the source material and or you are a drooling retard.

Only if you have one eye on here shitposting.

I really really liked Valerian and I hate both capeshit and all the new Starwars

same i blame the fans

Is there a rip of this available yet?

Having been a fan of the comics from an early age, this really doesn't seem like a good adaptation. It looks more like they just slapped the name on to a video game.

they're not in my mouth

The longer this movie goes on the worse it gets.