There hasn't been a good British film since Snatch

There hasn't been a good British film since Snatch

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Star Wars Episode VII

Anything else to declare?

You are mistaken

28 days later

Best film last year, easily

What about Hot Fuzz (2006)?

Ze germans

Dunkirk

Under The Skin
Jawbone
Trainspotting 2
The Death of Stalin
In The Loop

The list goes on........

whatchu mean open up the dog

Why the hell do I want a caravan with no fucking wheels?

>Ben Wheatley
>The best at anything ever

Fookin love this track!

>bing bong, give chuckles and angry dave a bell. some slags blagged the cafe and half inched all the facking beans!
>cor blimey guv, how are we gonna have our facking fry up in the morning with no facking bangers. that cahsun is bang out of order.
>we'll get them bangers back son. when paki stan and jim the jew hear abaaht this they'll go facking spare.
>awright, I'll go dahn margate and get deckchair des to knock a few heads together.
>watch out for ching chong and dumpling. those nawty chinese slags think I owe them a monkey from that moody snout deal that went tits up.

etc

In Bruges
The Guard
Calvary

Whaduyuneedagunfortommeh?

>those films
>British

none of them are british
all of them are shit

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Trainspotting 2 wasn't very good.

I can't wait to see Death of Stalin tho

Did you happen to like The Worlds End?

It's essentially the same thing as T2 just with more super quippy Edgar Wright dialogue so it may be more your speed

No it's not and you know it ya knob

>In Bruges
Cunt cunt cunt cunt inanimante fucking object quip quip quip bang bang bang
>The Guard
Brenden Gleeson is racist thats it thats the joke
>Calvary
Actually great. Sad as fuck so people dismiss it

Death of Stalin is literally out now, you mong.

Why In Bruges is shit?

Both films are about the dangers of nostalgia and how you can go back home

Wright just added aliens because "goofy"

>racist
I think you’ll find the joke is laughing at Americans not black people

>YEAH, DONT GO TA ENGLUND!

SEE CUS HE'S DECLARING A STATEMENT OF OPINION RATHER THAN A CUSTOMS DECLARATION

BRAVO RITCHIE!

wrong
Hot Fuzz
At the worlds end

That makes sense actually. Didn't put it that way.

Still boring as shit but I can dig it

Do you know what nemesis means?

But Snatch is fuckin mediocre as fuck just a bunch of boring fucks mugging around playing cockney for the cameras.

Layer Cake fuckin speared this shitty genre and showed the world what a proper British crime film could look like.

awful taste

>Snatch is fuckin mediocre as fuck

I liked Rocknrolla

T2 is a just a nostalgia masturbation
WE is a warning about anything T2 aspired to be

OI, HAVE YOU GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT CAMERA? YOU MUST FILL IN FORMS 503(aii) AND 1200(b) BEFORE YOU CAN CARRY ON FILIMG OR YOU'RE GOING TO PRISON!

>Calvary
>shit
W E W
How often do you suck cock, my friend?

Layer Cake got spoiled by the stupid shock value ending.

The dvd has alternate endings where anything else they picked would have worked better.

Kill List

This.

>The dvd has alternate endings where anything else they picked would have worked better.

It has one and it sucked because it was too open ended

>LITERALLY NEEDS SUBTITLES TO UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD

BRITS HAVE PERVERTED THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TOO FAR

It's cosy, christmas, kino.

THE VIETNAMESE

>Cavalry
Been thinking of watching this. How religious a movie it is? Don't really care if it's all about Christianity or something like that

>no mention of The Trip

ITS LIKE A FAIRY TALE

Definitely more than one.

The ending we get is just there for shock value and spoils the film for me.

The others imply that Craig now always has to watch his back and can't get too caught up in it. It's the Sopranos ending and it would have been a lot better.

Roadmankino like Brotherhood,Kidulthood and Adulthood.

A Field in England was kino

>simon pegg garbage
limey pls

It's that "under the radar" film you find in college that you tell everyone to see so they praise you for your film tastes when it's really just another "reluctant hitman" story that every hack writer tells.

It's in the same canon as Big Lebowski and Boondock Saints of "aren't I cool for watching this?"

The Layer Cake ending in the film is what happens in the book, which is why they did it.

that was tv
at least in bongland

What's the problem with him? His films are different in a rather good way i'd say.

That's the laziest argument, "hurr it's not mainstream but it's no unknown therefore it's shit" you're a hack

>OI M8 BINNAT FILM WE CAN'T AVE THEM NICE BIG BLACK GENTS BEIN PORTRAYED LIKE AS IF THEY'RE INTA SOME KINDA LESSAN FRIENDLY ACTIVITY NOW CAN WE

>ALSO HOW ABOUT THAT TELLY LICENCE LAD

It's not really religious much, more a character driven movie really. I'd say go ahead and watch it, i liked it and i'm not too fond of religion in general.

Ok.

>Sad quippy hitman
>Older retiring hitman
>Edgy boss that swears a lot
>Guns
>Lol midgets
>Lol hookers
>lol drugs
>guns
>Christmas because of course
>Open ending where Sad Quippy Hitman dies but his narration implies that maybe he didnt to make plebs happy

>I am different hurr durr
>I make bad films but on purpose hurr durr
A Field In England is shit

IT WAS A WHOLE LOTTA NOTHIN FOR ONE REALLY COOL SCENE

>dude i don't watch anything above "flick" level

For some reason british culture has regressed about 2000 years in the past decade or so, we're at the point where we unironically watch multicult families watch tv and make quips about it

>Hurr quips xD
>I'm le smart

I'm having a hard time coming up with anything to counter. Because you're right.

what is the imitation game?

>what is the imitation game?
GAAAAAAAY~

>confusing banter with quips

Neck yourself m8

>watch britbong film
>no fucking clue what anyone is saying

Is this a problem britbongs have when watching american movies?

still great kino

Hot Fuzz

yeah i don't speak spanish

edit: haha thx for reddit gold fellows

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The best British films of the 21st century, according to me (all better than "Snatch").

1. "Happy-Go-Lucky" (Mike Leigh, 2008).
2. "Mr. Turner" (Mike Leigh, 2014).
3. "Archipelago" (Joanna Hogg, 2010).
4. "9 Songs" (Michael Winterbottom, 2004).
5. "Children of Men" (Alfonso Cuaron, 2006).
6. "Borat" (Larry Charles, 2006).
7. "Fish Tank" (Andrea Arnold, 2009).
8. "Kill List" (Ben Wheatley, 2011).
9. "28 Days Later" (Danny Boyle, 2002).
10. "The World's End" (Edgar Wright, 2013)

Honorable mentions (in alphabetical order):

"24 Hour Party People" (Michael Winterbottom, 2002)
"All or Nothing" (Mike Leigh, 2002)
"Another Year" (Mike Leigh, 2010)
"Chicken Run" (Peter Lord & Nick Park, 2000)
"The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" (Steve Box & Nick Park, 2005)
"The Descent" (Neil Marshall, 2005)
"Exhibition" (Joanna Hogg, 2013)
"Four Lions" (Christopher Morris, 2010)
"Gosford Park" (Robert Altman, 2001)
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" (Chris Columbus, 2001)
"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" (Chris Columbus, 2002)
"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" (Alfonso Cuaron, 2004)
"Hot Fuzz" (Edgar Wright, 2007)
"Layer Cake" (Matthew Vaughn, 2004)
"Match Point" (Woody Allen, 2005)
"Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story" (Michael Winterbottom, 2005)
"Vera Drake" (Mike Leigh, 2004)

>tfw all the cool tripfags left and now we're stuck with nigger faggots with shit taste like Thor and Krager

>all are better than "Snatch"
>Harry Potter

Your argument can't be more invalid.

>while crime rates soar
You guys really do believe in anything

Death Of Stalin was a good laugh

london has a ''theft epidemic'' right now

Remember how V for Vendetta and Children of Men portrayed the future of Britain as an anti-immigrant authoritarian state?

>"The Descent" (Neil Marshall, 2005)

What's the deal with this movie?

>tristram shandy
My neighbour

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_London

Not the same guy but did you even read this? The latest stats here are for 2015

I wouldn't say they're better, but The Limey, 44 Inch Chest, Gangster No1 and Sexy Beast were all pretty good if you like cockney gangsters.

This guy's list isnt bad if you don't despite the obvious reddit entries

>The Guard
>boring
Did it go over your head or something?

the movie is entertaining for the same reason your post was

why is this country full of brainlets lads?

LITTLE PROTESTANTS

Because you and your family haven't left yet.

>all this americans that cannot appreciate the level of banter going on in Snatch
lmaoing @ you

Tories are in power

t. brainlets

go watch x factor or eastenders you niggers

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Get off Sup Forums and go do your job BoJo

Is Dead Man's Shoes considered good?

It's great horror kino

>>YEAH, DONT GO TA ENGLUND!
>SEE CUS HE'S DECLARING A STATEMENT OF OPINION RATHER THAN A CUSTOMS DECLARATION
>BRAVO RITCHIE!
SEE CUS HE'S EXPLAINING THE QUOTE IN A MOCKING TONE ERGO HIS INTELLIGENCE AND TASTE ARE SUPERIOR
BRAVO user!