I fucking dare you to find a single flaw

I fucking dare you to find a single flaw.
Brotip, you fucking cannot, my friend..

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>Eric Andre
>Keegan Michael-Key
>Fucking Billy Eichneir
mfw

I can, friendo

>remake

What are some other good remakes?

Did the original Lion King cartoon typecast so many africans to play wild animals too

no flaws. best thing is, as they all gonna be animated animals, you wont see actual nogs on screen
this may work well, pandering SJW shits for having blacks, yes still earn millions in chinks box office as none of them are visible
trully brilliant idea, from marketing point

Fixed it

>Dude Weed man is playing a disgusting fat pig
perfect casting

>Movie is a commercial success because viewers cant see the skin color of the VAs
>Half of Hollywood explodes in rage claiming racism is rampant across the globe
>Other half claims it would be successful even if the audiences were aware of the ethnicities of the voice actors because people dont care about it
>Los Angeles becomes a warzone
>The Hollywood Sign will be torn apart by warring factions
>Drumpf cordons off the area and declares the Los Angeles Basin lost to the Hollywood Ethics Civil War

And this is how Disney fixes the Jew problem of the cinema industry

>Donald Glover
Dropped

holy shit, we are going to have a childish gambino and beyonce duet

Is it going to be a play or a new movie?

James Franco isn't Timon

New live action movie

I don't want to look at John Oliver or Seth Rogan

Lions being niggers is ok.

>SERIOUSLY? HOW IS SCAR STILL IN POWER? THIS WOULD BE LIKE GETTING RID OF OBAMA AND REPLACING HIM WITH HITLER. NO-NO ADOLF! WE DONT WANT YOU IN POWER ANYMORE! JIST GIVE US THE LAST GUY BACK

The words in the spoiler are ironic too, right? The overall post is obviously ironic but I'm worried that OP might actually unironically type that way about other things

Live action? How the fuck is this going to work? Are they all going to wear costumes? Or are the animals mouths going to move?

idk man. Probably gonna be all CGI like the Jungle Book movie.

He seems pretty well known for being an idiot constantly expelling a terrible gas from one of his orifices. Could be bretty gud.

I think all of the animals will be cgi.
The landscape may be real, but probably mostly cgi as well...

How many of these people are actually respected voice actors?

WE

1
James Earl Jones. Too bad he will be in the most for 20mins top.

>Simba: Scar killed my father
>*heavy gasps*
>Mufasa: No, I'm your father!

But... Simba already knew that...

pretty shit cast desu

What happened to actual voice actors? It would be cheaper and it would sound better than using regular Hollywood actors

is this real?

>Donald Glover
This.
Guy comes off way too smug and thinks he's owed something.
He's like the black Adam Scott.

all the normies love this sort of thing

hollywood likes to hype him up like some sort of profound intellectual renaissance man

They're making the movie, that's a flaw.

>casting americans
>for a movie set in africa
isn't it cultural appropiation?

I would understand it if it was an ensemble cast of the most loved people in Hollywood but the majority of these people aren't even bankable so what is the point?
>Ooh, that black dude that was in Doctor Strange and...that other movie, is in the new Lion King, gotta watch this shit!

calling it live action is just a way to hide it's a CGI movie
unlike junglebook there will be no humans in the movie. all the animals will be CGI.

did they rename Ed? or are they just gonna pretend the retarded hyena didn't exist?

seth rogan. other than that looks good

Where are all the Hispanics and Asians?

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They have James Jones and Beyonce. After that it doesn't even matter who they cast. Those two names cover 99% of the movie watching nig audience.

>copy Shakespeare
>copy Tezuka
>acknowlege neither
thanks Disney

Who the fuck are the bottom left 3 characters?

>Darth Vader as Mufasa

I get he's in the Disney family now, but does this bother anyone else?

>John Oliver
Should have just recast Atkinson tbqh

The hyenas, I suppose

Heres your (you).

They renamed him since that's the one Eric is voicing

They renamed 2 of the 3. Used to be Shenzi, Banzai and Ed. Now its Shenzi, Kamari and Azizi. Guess they needed every fucking name to be African.

Can't have any personality to the movie. That would undercut whatever contrived message they are using the movie as an excuse to try and push.

had to look this up to make sure that John Oliver wasn't shopped in.

what do they even mean live action? CGI in some real environments?

I guaranfuckingtee it's going to be live action and the whole movie takes place in Baltimore, Detroit, or Chicago.

Calling it now.

Sometimes I take cocaine and watch Billy On The Street, it's good

get actual lions on the set like in Roar or fuck off

this is my biggest gripe. atkinson is still atkinson, and he's approximately still 124012412472108x more talented than "random castoff generic brit #17 in hollywood"

>what do they even mean live action? CGI in some real environments?
Nah they are going to have the actors wear furry suits and yiff eachother. Its very progressive.

The villain's should have been white

This film is simply performative, toxic rubbish

Cartoon warthogs are cute. Photorealistic cgi warthogs with seth rogen laughter is terrifying

>not idris elba

id watch that

Glover, JEJ, Chitewel, Alfre Woodard, John Kani and Eric Andre are all good choices. I have no idea how Beyonce will be, Rogen might be okay, he was actually pretty good in Steve Jobs. This movie is going to be a pointless cashgrab just like Beauty and the Beast anyways.

>random castoff generic brit
John Oliver is a cultural icon.

the concept is fucking stupid

>photorealistic animals doing stupid emotes

Even remaking it as 3D animation is a better idea

wait is his name seriously "JD"? Like, that's not an abbreviation, it's his actual name?

Yeah, a cultural icon of being a dumbass

>reboot

There, I found a flaw.

None of these live action Disney movies have been any good.
The Jungle Book was one of the worst movies released this decade.

Beyonce "Blonde Hair Isn't For Niggers" Knowles-Carter, Seth "Mongoloid Laugh" Rogan, John "Limey Cunt" Oliver, Florence "Stereotypical Jig Bitch" Kasumba, Donald 'One Trick Pony" Glover.

That's just a start on flaws.

>that pic for Scar

I'm actually impressed. I think it's a good lineup overall.

Same thing they did with The Jungle Book remake. It's all CGI characters.

Seth rogan? not JB Smoove? Fuck outta here.

I hope this comes subtitled, I don't speak ebonics.

>wasting time making this
Is this what you call humor on redit?

Lion king was far from my favorite disney cartoon as a kid