Hey Anons, long time no see! It's been a few months, but when we left off at Misty had finally caught Purple Man after ruining his convoluted plot to take over the New York underground. But before we move on, let's step back a bit to something I kept saying I'd eventually do, but slacked on.
Time for Bendis's Daredevil.
Charles Martinez
As we all know, whenever people ask if Bendis ever wrote something good, his defenders usually say "Alias, Daredevil, and Ultimate Spider-Man".
We already read Alias, so let's see if Daredevil is good, or if it's all just nostalgia.
Sebastian Lewis
Sadly, my network is total ass so, rather than doing the 4-6 issues we did before the Holidays, we're gonna have to cut it at 3 a night.
Ayden Ward
Oh shit, he has the power to turn Daredevil into a kid's drawing!
Jayden Campbell
I get the feeling that last few pages was just Bendis taking the piss at more classic comics. And yet, hindsight being 20/20, I think I can say I'll stick with my 80's cheese.
Lucas Richardson
>all that text
It's almost like he knows what he'll be famous for...
Luke Watson
I'm sorry, I've played to much Metal Gear, so whenever they start going on about "The Fury", all I can think of is astronauts with flamethrowers.
Evan Roberts
Since we haven't read Daredevil before, I'll just say who the side characters are, for the benefit of the few people who don't know. Ben Urich is a Daily Bugle writer/reporter who knows Daredevil's secret identity.
What, I'm not doing full backstories, or we'd be here forever, especially with my shitty network.
Ethan Lopez
Maybe it's because I don't have an eye for art, but all I can think of while reading this is "Are we supposed to think they're on drugs?"
Before you ask, no, this isn't the middle of an arc. You're supposed to be able to pick up this and read on.
Lucas Russell
>"The police have made it very clear that they don't care." >"They don't care?" >"They don't care."
And based on the silence in this thread, nobody else does either.
Austin Brown
I'm not reading Daredevil currently, what does Ben do now? He still running a newspaper?
Hunter Watson
Not to go full "It's current year", but how is it that Marvel can still give JJ the Hitler stache in 2017, and nobody whines about it?
Julian Nguyen
Credit where it's due, I actually had to look up who the fuck Leap-Frog was, unlike some of the other supervillains who Bendis shits on.
Like The Wizard.
Lincoln Long
>all that cigar smoke
Somewhere, Quesada is crying, and has no idea why.
Ethan Roberts
And suddenly, JJ is looking almost bishie.
Logan Allen
>random Thor flying in the first panel >literally nobody is even reacting to it
I mean, I know Superheroes are common in New York, but you'd think someone would at least make a smartass comment on the flying blonde guy.
Sebastian Bell
So, is anyone actually here reading with me, or am I just snarking in the breeze?
William Howard
I"m reading user :)
Noah Myers
Seriously, the fuck is with this art style? These faces are horrifying!
Ian Watson
I suppose I should've started the thread in my daytime hours.
In my defense, 12 hour shift.
Julian Williams
If you don't get what this is a reference to, read Frank Miller's Daredevil run now.
Ryan Adams
Have a bump
Thomas Williams
God damn, his wife is a sound sleeper. He's waking up yelling, the phone's ringing, and she doesn't even MOVE.
Aiden Phillips
Ah crap, I messed up the phone trick, didn't I? Thanks Preacher user.
Julian Smith
How long do you think Ben has to wait there, until the kid decides the commercial break is over?
Xavier Allen
It's David Mack trying to do his best Dave McKean. Except McKean is a legend and Mack is a tracing hack.
Adrian Myers
I make this joke every time, but seriously, who's making these Spider-Man shirts in-universe? Someone's making money off him, and I find it hard to believe nobody ever did a one-shot with that.
Bentley Ramirez
>Ah crap, I messed up the phone trick, didn't I? It happens sometimes.
Nathaniel Evans
So what you're saying is I should return these copies of Kabuki?
No, I didn't really buy Kabuki.
Gavin Nguyen
I REALLY hope "Pond Scum" is just a sarcastic pen name.
Eli Sanders
That kid has one hell of a thousand yard stare. Or is that just the art being shit again? It's hard to tell.
Jaxson Fisher
I'm reading, user.
Finally got a coworker into reading comics last week since he was asking about them for a while. I pushed him towards Waiddevil, and now he's hooked on whatever DD he can find.
Christopher Johnson
Well, I'll start a new thread in the afternoon, and hopefully I'll get it right this time.
Ryan Martinez
Everyone, turn off Google.
Do you have ANY idea who Crusader Rabbit is?
Kayden Martin
I honestly don't know when/if he traced anything in Kabuki but his Marvel work is horribly phoned in, and as an aspiring artist it pisses me off to no end.
Zachary Hughes
Why'd you start with Waid, if I may ask? I'm a minority in that I actually LIKE it, but that doesn't really give him a good idea of what Daredevil is usually like.
Hell, part of why I like it is because of how different it is from most Daredevil stories. Right up until the end, I was waiting for the reveal that Matt's happy attitude was just him trying to fake it after all the crap that happened to him ever since... well, since this run, actually.
Jackson Foster
Sure. Goodluck
Jaxon Sullivan
Wait, so you're actually trying to do comics, and not the generic "I've got a story I've been working on" that people do for years?
Shit, good luck.
Ryan Gonzalez
Ben, I get you don't want to get beaten with truncheons for asking stupid questions, but surely there's ways around that besides questioning them in the damn shower.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Okay X-user, you say this guy traces?
Where the fuck did he trace a man with no nipples?
Yes, I'm running out of stupid things to nitpick at.
Gavin Miller
Serious question. Cape comics frequently have normal people dismissively refer to superheroes/supervillains as "capes" or "spandex" and the like.
How man people in Marvel actually dress in capes and spandex/leotards now?
Gabriel Bennett
Yeah, I'm actually planning to start a webcomic next year. No shilling tho, I don't want my public persona to be associated with the hacker known as X-user, because, y'know, all the pirated comics and shit.
But thanks haha, I'll need it.
Zachary Lewis
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Mason Long
I know what you're thinking, and this ISN'T Karen Page. Kevin Smith killed her off earlier in this volume. She's just some unrelated blonde woman working the desk.
Jayden Lee
Waiddevil was my first exposure to the character. Didn't want to scare him off with going too traditional or avant garde on art. Also, no way in hell I was loaning my HC Premiere sleevecase Man Without Fear out so haphazardly.
Blake Gutierrez
I guess that's supposed to be Echo? She was in the last arc (that we're not doing).
Leo Carter
Fair point. Bendis doesn't exactly start well (as you can tell from my whining), and Brubaker's run leaves too many questions if you start from there. Now that you've got him hooked, are you gonna let him fend for himself, or do you have something else he should look for?
Jack Smith
Do any artists here know if the watercolor effects here look good to people who know what they're doing? Because all I see is when I kept screwing up painting when I was 8.
Gavin Garcia
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Justin Bailey
I was about to make a joke about "How much experience could a random elementary school teacher POSSIBLY have with this?" until I remembered just how many freaking supervillains are in New York. If only half of them have kids, that's probably at least one entire school filled.
Brody Thomas
Welcome back to business. Glad to see this coming back.
Probably can't/won't stay up for the whole thing, but I'll start in and bump a bit as I go.
Connor Campbell
Seriously, what the hell are these faces trying to express?
Cooper Williams
>Stan Lee Presents
You should have never left, marquee emeritus.
Elijah Perez
Jesus, those are some Ramos grade feet going on.
Slow and steady's fine with me. A trade a day was nice, but it is what it is.
Nathan Fisher
Working two jobs over the holidays just ate into time I could post. Fortunately for the storytimes, the temp job finally ended, so I can probably finish up, and before Iron Fist like I hoped!
Benjamin Murphy
The kicker there is that there have already been Furys at Marvel, with Nick, his LMDs, and The Fury from Captain Britain.
Nick Fury: The Man on the Wall would be a much more palatable idea to me if he dressed like a cosmonaut and tried to murder things with fire.
Samuel Roberts
We mostly started it because of Bendis's abysmal pacing during New Avengers, but once we're finished with this, we're done with him until... shit, until I have to go through Civil War II.
Jeremiah Johnson
Man, Bendis sure is Bendising the fuck out this autistic kid's dialogue.
Kayden Brown
We are now going into Bendis's third Daredevil issue, and Daredevil has yet to actually show up outside this kid's fantasies.
Ethan Cruz
In my defense, the only Captain Britain I've ever actually read was what X-user posted in prep for Excalibur. It's on my docket, but I've still got Doctor Strange to read.
By the way, in case you're curious what I've been up to in the two months I've been gone, outside of the two jobs?
I played shitty Final Fantasy games (Thunder Plains can eat a dick), finished the first Defenders series, and I got up to "Doctor Strange commits vampire genocide".
John Torres
Sad thing is, he probably isn't even supposed to be autistic, just depressed from getting beaten by his dad, but because of his Bendis writes dialogue, he just SOUNDS autistic.
Jason Hernandez
>Maybe it's because I don't have an eye for art, but all I can think of while reading this is "Are we supposed to think they're on drugs?"
Honestly, I think David Mack just tends to draw everything like covers off the Sandman.
Also
Ian Edwards
Okay, so I checked, it turns out this story is a only a four parter, so I'm thinking we get it in the thread, and hopefully actually get some DAREDEVIL in this Daredevil comic.
Jonathan Perez
Gonna push him to Frank Miller, since now he's buying trades himself. Also, considering getting a Frank Miller pass to C2E2, as to get that Man Without Fear HC signed.
Mason Anderson
If you told me a year ago that a Flinstones comic would be what I look forward to most every month, I'd call you a liar, but god damn, that series is amaing.
Blake Williams
So what, is Ben Urich going full detective now?
Justin Hernandez
Going out on a limb and saying "because his only friend is Robbie Robertson"
Thomas Edwards
This is getting surprisingly real, outside the part where the kid pretends he's a superhero thing, anyway.
Juan Hill
No, I mean why haven't real people started whining about it? Or have did Marvel just decide "It's not a Hitler mustache, he's rocking the Charlie Chaplin"?
Christopher Cook
Fisk is looking right out of Sienkiewicz on that front page.
Brandon Sanchez
How about now?
Logan Nelson
Weren't you going to do Thunderbolts?
Joseph Harris
Wait, the opposing lawyer can call bullshit if you just start asking pointless questions? Shit, that's half my Phoenix Wright strategy right there.
John Peterson
When was Aunt May ever that Italian?
Evan Garcia
Looks like an old Asian dude desu
Jack Powell
Yes, but then I remembered that not only is Shadowland coming up, but I said I'd do Bendis's Daredevil since Bendis shoves Luke Cage in here constantly.
Also, there's an arc later on that shows the finale fate of our old friend the White Tiger.
The first one, from Deadly Hands. Not the mutated Tiger who wanted the Iron Fist.
Cooper Nelson
Bendis's run is about 66 issues, not counting a span in between where Echo comes back that he didn't write. Assuming we do the 3 a day I came up with, and only that, we should finish this in about three weeks, although I'll try and do more if we're in the daytime.
Noah Moore
You know, as much as I bitch, at least it in't Gaydos.
Josiah Baker
Ah, I see that like all the best Bendis collaborators, Mack knows how to zoom in on copied panels.
Jacob Gutierrez
>"The Kingpin had been shot." >"Story of the Year, and I wasn't there."
Well, just blame it on Spider-Man, and maybe JJ won't fire you on the spot.
Juan Wright
You say that as though Officer Ravishing Rick Rude there ISN'T packing a truncheon in the shower.
Connor Peterson
Because of this arc, I can't even tell if this is the same woman as last time, although the dialogue makes it seem like it is.
Carson Wilson
Okay, I walked right into that one.
I mean I walked into the punchline, not the other thing.
Logan King
Anyone more wellread on Daredevil than me know if Ben having nightmares about getting Elektra'd is a thing that was established before? Outside of Frank Miller, I've never read any Daredevil before Smith's run.
Austin Jones
>How man people in Marvel actually dress in capes and spandex/leotards now?
Marvel was never really that heavy on the capes on the hero side- Vision, Thor, Scarlet Witch is about it for big names. And we all already know that any time that kind of derision comes up, it's a projection of the writer, who is showing off how much hipper and mature he is than his own subject matter by codedly calling it gay.
Anthony Young
At least he's zooming in. Back in Alias, Gaydos would post the exact same panel.
Jayden Turner
I can't remember, but it'd make sense since she did run him through with a sai.
Ayden Baker
The only time I really noticed that was when a civilian in the Luke Cage Netflix series made a crack about spandex wearing superheroes.
All I could think was "Literally nobody in your setting wears spandex, where are you getting this reference from?"
Brody Green
Oh look who finally showed up!
Adam Ross
Also, didn't Karen Page stop being a major DD supporting cast member in like, the 70s, with only occasional appearances since, selling her body and Matt's secret identity for Heroin Bucks?
>Matt Murder That is a solid name for a character in a noir story or something.
Hudson Morris
Speaking of netflix Is Comic Karen still Dead ??
Joseph Turner
Okay Anons, I want you to stop and think for a moment. Pretend you're starting Daredevil with this new "Marvel Knights" line.
This is your third issue, and it's mostly been about Ben Urich and this abused/vaguely autistic kid, and the title character only shows up in the last three pages of the third book.
Adam Sanders
Yeah, civvies rarely, if ever, come back.
Zachary King
According to their wikia, she is. All the way through Waid's run, she's been dead too, so unless Soule brought her back, she's still dead.
Caleb Miller
She was written out comparatively early on. yeah. As far as I'm aware, Frank Miller actually brought her BACK into the comic with Born Again, despite the whole "porn star for coke" thing, but I'm not 100% on that.
Nolan Morgan
Weird Marvel never brought back.
Jace Brooks
FemAnons, your fanservice for the evening.
Brandon Myers
Very rarely do love interests have enough fan support to undo a death, and that goes extra for love interests that were replaced with vastly more popular options.
Logan Powell
Characters have come back from worse, but she got a billy club to the heart, and Daredevil could tell she was dead. You COULD undo it with comic book shenenigans, but I doubt there's a real demand for it.
Jayden Brown
>draw a naked person >color their skin some outlandish color like bright red >call it spandex Every fucking time.