Alright, I gotta know. What the FUCK is his problem?!?!
Alright, I gotta know. What the FUCK is his problem?!?!
Parker Campbell
Eli Bennett
He has a tiny dick
Cooper Bell
AH
CHA
CHA
Matthew Morales
Does he even say this in the originals or was this just a House of Mouse thing?
Brandon Morales
Hello RATO!
Aaron Johnson
he was a chauvinist rat trying to take people's bitches. Whats there not to get?
Aiden Mitchell
>Ah-Cha-Cha! Hand over the Keyblade, Sora! Let the world be consumed by darkness!
Mason Wood
>this will never be a real thing
:(
Connor Peterson
Netori fetish
top kek
Aaron Sullivan
I would literally buy the next game if this fucking happened
Christian Taylor
Mortimer's problem is the same one I have.
He wants to fuck Minnie.
Jayden Gray
>Mortimer agrees to work with Maleficent just to get remove Mickey from the picture to become king and marry Minnie.
>His end game is to get a kiss from minnie despite damning worlds in his way
Fuck Pete, give this guy a shot!
Too bad Disney and Square are ashamed of their roots to go through with this.
Eli Kelly
mortimer is the kind of mouse that would punch you in the jaw with brass knuckles breaking your jaw in a street fight and then run you over in his car as a display of force just for looking at minnie the wrong way
Grayson Ward
>mortimer is one of the norts
Lucas Ross
so it looks like we are finally fusing Sup Forums and Sup Forums together using mortimer, what a time to be alive
Brody Carter
I don't even like Kingdom Hearts, but I'd buy the next one if this was a thing
Luis James
HOT-cha-cha (alt: ha-cha-cha) was Jimmy Durante's catchphrase back in the 20s and 30s, which Disney and Warner Bros cartoons referenced quite a bit back in the day.
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Nicholas Morris
He wants to fuck Mickey
Henry Johnson
>tell me mickey, do you believe in gravity?
Bentley Ross
And people complain about dated references to this day
Camden Hernandez
>The Phantom Blot will never show up in KH3 as Maleficent's Starscream/trying to outkeikaku Xehanort
Michael Jackson
>Oswald will never be the dark foil to Mickey
>He probably won't even be a 'Nort
Daniel Walker
You see, I would have made Oswald into Aqua's Disney buddy. A lost student of Yensid's that ends up meeting her in the Realm of Darkness.
Brandon Robinson
>Oswald will never be a rival that later redeems himself and joins the heroes at the end.
Why even make KH3?
Elijah Roberts
I almost sort of respect him for being willing to hit on those two, damn.
Easton Nelson
He should be used more
Dylan Morgan
>Disney bad guy band of Maleficent, Pete, the Blot, Mortimer, and Facilier
Matthew Evans
>AH-CHA-CHA'D!
Adrian Brooks
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Gavin Cruz
I'd throw Turbo in too considering Maleficent's obsession with the Data Worlds the last few games.
Jason Torres
The Blot is most likely going to be in the new Ducktales cartoon, at least. The showrunner was asked about him twice and was coy about it in the way people only are when the answer is yes.
Adam Parker
Speaking of dated references, how come old cartoons often dressed the "tough guy" in a baggy turtleneck sweater, often with a bowler hat?
Was this some notorious street gang's look back in the day?
Bentley Davis
He's a asshole
Jackson Ramirez
>tfw no Epic Mickey 3
Eli Kelly
There's Waldo.
Ryder Jackson
>last Epic Mickey game was a spin off sequel to Castle of Illusion
Hunter Brown
>XehaMort
Christian Nguyen
>everyone used to say his name wrong
>it was actually Nortimer.
Nathan Martin
The Phantom Blot as the mastermind behind everything in KH universe makes too much sense.
The Heartless could easily be explained as pieces of him that broke off of main entitiy. Their desire for hearts could easily be stem from the Phantom Blot's desire to use KH heart, so that he can gain colors.
Easton Hughes
>The Phantom Blot is actually The Master
Logan Thomas
The Heartless were actually going to be minions of Chernabog. Like the original plan for the endgame was a climb up Bald Mountain, fighting enemies along the way until you made it up to Chernabog and the light inside the Door to Darkness was going to take the place of the churchbells.
Jeremiah Ortiz
That could be worked into KH3, where Chernabog turns up to be the true master behind the Heartless instead of Xehanort. The old man needs to be put in his place by someone like the Phantom Blot, or Chernabog. I'll even settle for Xemnas stabbing him in the back.
Grayson Jackson
Eh, Chernabog was already in KH1 who's original world was destroyed by the heartless.
Xavier Ortiz
He's also in Dream Drop Distance
Charles Howard
Pretty much, along the line with Tom's ZootSuit.