You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway...

You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star. What's the plot?

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erotic (not porn tho!) "art" movie exploring all kinds of S&M subcultures, she can keep catsuit from batman anyway. it would fill certain niche, and be more arty/serious than fucking 50 shades

Basically the Devil Wears Prada. But my dick is the devil, and instead of Prada, it's wearing Anne's mouth

Come on folks. That's a lot of money.

If you're going to make that film, you need to do it like the professionals do.

Before she gets the part, she should probably go up to our hotel room to watch us shower first.

See, it's the little details like that which make a quality Hollywood production.

I play the notorious chicken nugget bandit. She plays the lead detective, always one step behind me, trying to foil my nuggety adventures.
All hell breaks loose when she contracts a rare disease that can only be saved by consuming 1000 chicken nuggets. Due to our cat&mouse game, I've grown fond of her and decide to save her life by pulling off the greatest nugget heist of all time.

I call it: Nugget Days of War

Sit on my face in various outfits while she kicks my dick

She has to method act as my loving and obedient wife. There is of course a lengthy un-simulated full penetration sex scene. I will keep messing up the scene by finishing too early on purpose, so we will keep having to reshoot the whole movie every day.

Sci-fi movie. She's a ship captain and I'm her alien sidekick. It's an art movie cause it's in black and white.

Anal. And $49 mil worth of vfx to make my peen look bigger.

...

I just rape her and run away with the money.

Hathaway plays a hollywood executive that it's being accused of sexual assault, flashbacks to her multiple conquests, bisexual rape scenes and a love story between her and a war veteran without a penis.

Anne is a college professor who becomes obsessed with one of her students. She murders girls who are talking to him, and after he rejects her advances she kidnaps him and locks him in her basement.

Nope. Now that I've thought about it I have a better idea. And it plays to the exact way Hollywood works.

(and trust me, this WOULD work)....

1. The film is a pseudo-reality film about whether or not a hollywood celeb can fall for a normie.

2. This will, of course, involve lots of sex and travel throughout the world.

3. Pay Ann $15 million for the part. This will make her the highest paid actress in Hollywood, so her career wins.

4. Pay myself $25 million for production costs, etc.

5. RETURN $10 million back to the person who is financing the movie.

Why? Easy... that means the production came in 20% UNDER BUDGET. Which means that a week after it comes out there will be people lining up to finance the sequel

A woman gets locked up in a room by her boyfriend and tries to get out, discovering many of his secrets in the process. Doesn't even need to have a co-star

She's barefoot all throughout the movie

basically she just sits on my face for an hour and a half. The post credits afterscene is her also her sitting on my face.

Why did you surround the word "art" in multiple parentheses, friend?

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The dickless war veteran it's played by Ryan Goosling in asian make up.

I expect my oscar in the mail.

I've had this idea for a short film that would... basically work with any pair of actors, really.

Basically, there's a television show where randomly selected candidates get to have sex with an extremely attractive woman in a small room in the middle of the studio that's full of cameras. The audience at home then gets to rate their performance. Guy gets randomly selected, enters the room. Too nervous to actually sleep with her, they start a conversation. They talk, we get to know them better, find out who they are, how they ended up where they are and find out they get along very well. They decide to meet again for a date and he leaves the room witbout having fucked her. This is intercut by scenes of the host trying despereately to keep his audience entertained.

Save The Life Of My Child (b/w, color, 133 mins)

Barely-concealed Simon and Garfunkel biopic. Early stardom gives way to bitterness but an eventual triumphant reunion gig in Central Park. I play a baritone Art Garfunkel, Anne is Paul Simon.

You should call it "Blueballs: Literally nothing happens"

a loose remake of Gaspar Noe's Love also costarring Christina Hendricks.

A shot for shot remake of The Life of Brian, starring me, Anne and the remaining Pythons.

It'd be fucking SWEET.

nice

>me as the guard

To save even MORE money I'll hire her camgirl lookalike who is even hotter, and the movie will be about me fucking her on the daily.

SOURCE!!!

SOUUUURCE

>What's the plot?

Simple it'll be a Havoc prequel: youtube.com/watch?v=7-3G4sUrEbo because audiences love prequels and "urban culture", it'll be bigger than Straight Outta Compton.

A single mother who happens to be an argent at ACC, trying get bunch of dumbasses on the track to the stardom.

Alexa Pearl, she's one of the hottest camgirls out there.

Spend 50m on LD and HD cameras and talk to her for 2 hours on the beach

*LSD
shhiiiiieeeeeettt

also add a subplot about a dead dog

She needs to make 15,000 dollarinos to have a life-saving operation, so she invites me to be her partner in the bi-annual dick riding contest, which has a first place prize of 15,000 dollars. I'm against it at first but then she rapes me to show me how good that pussy feel. Then after days of practice, when win and she gets the operation. It ends with a sad clown sitting on a pier, saying something intelligent in French. A the word "fin" is sketched on the screen, the clown ejaculates into the water. During the credits, you follow the ejaculate on it's sea-bound voyage to nowhere.

>who is even hotter
iTT: Delusions

KINO
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kek is that tsuchiya

She instinctively knows how to act sexy. Anne and Scarlet Johansson are the only ones who know how to play this type of role

>>A woman gets locked up in a room by her boyfriend and tries to get out, discovering many of his secrets in the process. Doesn't even need to have a co-star
Fucking stupid.

>She's barefoot all throughout the movie
Deal, done, let's go.

brown bunny remake

it would be a remake of rainman except I would be the retard and she would play a female version of tom cruise's character and instead of her taking advantage of my autism for gambling she is using it as an opportunity to molest me. Just Oscar bait stuff pretty much

fpbp

> check out her twitter
This bitch is pregnant and still whoring herself out for amazon gifts? What kind of pathetic betas are still buying her shit?

movie about woman astronaut crashed on some planet trying to survive like Robinson Crusoe. I'm playing some alien male.

I would greenlight this. Start the script

Make a 12 hour long movie where i focus on a sharpie the whole time while we have sex in the background, and then at the last minute of the movie i grab that sharpie and shove that sharpie up her ass.

Movie title "Sharpie in pooper"

I'm her sex slave. She forces me to wear a collar and leash at all times. She pegs me to take out her anger towards the world.

A fuckload of porn. Anal probably.

Post your Paetron so I can fund you.

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A remake of The Room with her playing Lisa and me playing Johnny but this time all the sex scenes aren't simulated.
Also Wiseau comes back to make a cameo interpreting all secondary cast.
EACH ONE OF THEM.

Deepthroat remake for sure. Look at those lips.

>Low budget film
>50 million
Wut

how many a listers will fuck on camera for 50 million?

If it was the eighties I would get the original cast of threes company to do a porn parody of threes company. I would probably cast myself as Larry or Mr Ropers nephew

RDJ makes a 5 second cameo and takes 49.5 mil of the budget.

I'm a lawyer who starts blackmailing her with the info she has entrusted to me. I force her to dress the way I want and role play tons of shit. She tries to enlist boyfriends to trap me or record me but I always know. Her accomplices alwasy end up dead in mysterious circumstances. Her spirit is eventually broken and she yields to the game and begins applying real passion to the various roles she is forced to play, thus escaping into some kind of "other person" fantasy. These moments of her escapism are shown as little vignettes for the 2nd half of the film. She eventually goes mad and loses sight of what the real her is. Realizes that she was my secretary first and never a client that I blackmailed.

I was always just taking advantage of a schitzo secretary.

Most of her outfits will involve heels, nylon/pantyhose.

Done 20m ubder budget which I fudge records to keep.

OMG are you me? I take back my ideaand choose yous instead. To fuck Joyce DeWitt in her heyday is leprechaun gold.

>50 million
>low budget

t. Ronnie Flyaw

Anne gets lured into a sex cult and spends the rest of her life as a breeding sow

Kino. Also checked

It would be a modern take on the movie Irreversible. The whole movie would be focused on the rape part, and instead of a woman being raped, it would be Anne pegging me mercilessly for 1h 45minutes. Movies name would be Irreparable.