Yes, yes, well done slytherin, well done slytherin, HOWEVER

yes, yes, well done slytherin, well done slytherin, HOWEVER

it is not okay to be white

I miss this meme

Better than Sneed

" you see harry and his friends have done some special favor to this school and the old man I am so 1000 points to gryffindor"

HOWEVER, you Slytherin, being white, shall be required to pay reparations to Griffindor, the mixed race house.

>watching this scene when I'm a kid
Yeah, awesome! Slytherine sucks! Go Gryfindore!

>watching this scene now
Wow.... Dumbledore is kind of a prick. He blatantly favoured a small group of students and unfairly stole the award from the rightful winners.

SLYTHERIN BACK INTO THE CHAMBER OF GAS

was dumbledore of the khazar heritage?

Yes, yes, well done Slytherin, well done Slytherin, HOWEVER you're still a part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

not true, this was malfoy's girlfriend in the movies

Oh nice you actually posted a good image this time, no fucking Ayn Rand this time

It's still a bait image, just slightly more subtle.

Dumbledore should be in said gas chamber due to his boipucci faggotry with Grindelwald.

How is having hamlet low tier subtle?

...

*Slightly* more subtle.

also Hamlet is for plebs

>get sorted into slytherin
>some faggot slytherin you dont even know goes mad
>you get punished because of someone else

the point of the films were that it doesn't matter what house you were, there are good people in all of them yet slytherin get treated like shit

fucking dumbledore

>this
and what is that btw?

an alien/negro hybrid

How did no one conduct an investigation into dimbledores obvious corruption

how dare you shit on huck finn. are you a fucking commie?

Woman writer applies woman justice

Waowe

>Malfoy's girlfriend
No she wasn't

>deleting my hermione thread so theres room for more justice league and marvel marketing

WELL DONE MODS WELL DONE MODS

Nothing with Ayn Rand anywhere lower than God Tier is even remotely valid.