Injustice Year Three - Ground Zero STORYTIME

Old Threads

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First for Ares being a jobber

I'm starting to feel a NAARGH deficiency setting in

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Literally everyone on Batman's side is a jobber, except Batman.
They ALL get knocked out in one hit.

Can't wait for year Plasticman

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Sinestro just killed a sorcerer a few panels ago and then he gets floored by a tree?

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Old school Lantern reference maybe?
Hal used to be knocked out by wood on the regular.

Well he's weak to wood AND green.
A tree is like, x2 his weakness.

I'm not defending Supes' side or the comics, I'm saying that everyone here who isn't an A-list character is a jobber.

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The D on his chest stands for Date rape

Why not take control of Superman instead?

>Hal used to be knocked out by wood on the regular.
Hal used to be knocked out by everything on the regular.
Still is.

Batman constantly jobs. He's just good at escaping or getting rescued.

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Exactly, take control of Superman, beat everyone, ??, win

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Was she really going to punch a man down?

Whoa.

Not really, at least he puts up a fight every time he loses.

DC should come out as Hal being the first narcoleptic superhero

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He just got rescued by Dickman right now.

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Wait a sec.
Why didn't Ivy join the fight, whatever side?
And is the House really something you can reach by plane? Didn't Fate state the contrary?

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Dick took control of her and flew the plane to their co-ordinates.

incoming death

F incoming

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>Deadwing
>Not Deadnight

After he gave Supes a headbutt.
That's way more fighting than average in this comic.

Probably like Swampy
>Not muh plants, not muh problem

And yeah, where they're at now doesn't really make sense.
Maybe Mxy teleported them all there instead of just the SupeCrew

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He will always be known as Dickman

Yes I got that, but why wasn't she there in the first place?

>Probably like Swampy
That's the thing though, he took a side, why didnt Ivy?
Especially since Joker-free Harley did.

She was probably in hiding from Superman.

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>not Deaddick

That last panel is amazing. One of the best regardless of source

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When did the shield turn into wood? Here it's clearly made of metal

She HUNGERS for NECKS

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>We are on the right side of history

This is what women said when they need a bad dicking.
It's all Superman's fault.

Hal got beat by an immobile sign that looked at him funny

SUPREME NECK PROTECTOR
WW should join the Wu-Tang Clan

Was she trying to yank her head out of her spine, what else did she think was gonna happen?

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Wonder Woman Hates Necks.jpg

This book should've been called: I didn't mean to - Jobbers among us

Blame Shifting - The Comic

Probably thought that her super-strength was superer

Why is she so surprised? She has been willing to kill anyone for Superman.

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Fucking feminists. Kill Captain Atom and it's all fine, kill a woman and suddenly it's "Oh shit, I didn't mean too"

>not a NAARGH
RIP Taylor
I miss you already

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She literally detaches her neck from her spine. Awful way to kill someone wondie, she's just a gal, not a greek monster.

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No, she said herself where she was and she wasn't hiding.

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Booch big, extreme mistake right here. Harley shoulda intervened

This shit is intensely stupid.

Watch it with the hand there swamp thing

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I'm getting Killer Frost/King Shark flashbacks.
"I am a shark"

I think it's a nice team-up. Stop hating fun lad

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But you never see them fighting or teaming up.

>I don't know who you are

WHAT

It's the lil gems that make it all worthwhile.

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I can't even tell what's actually happening.

Dead Dick brought Poison Ivy who decided to fight Swamp Thing? Why? What reason does she have to do that and what reason does Dick have to think she would?

Isn't Swamp thing strong enough that Ivy's aid is almost meaningless?

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THANK YOU. This is what I'm saying!

>Mxy is magic
Is this true?

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>Dat Batbutt

Superman finally remembers he's in this fight

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Oh yeah, fucked up powerlevels and characters not knowing things they should and viceversa is a-ok, but shitting on your tumblr OTP is a "big, extreme mistake".
Fuck off.

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Calm down, user.

Havent they liked boned a few times?

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Ivy showed up and Swamp Thing attacked her and she fought back.

NAAAAAAAAAARGHH NO

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>Superman loses his powers after 10 minutes away from the sun
OK.

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Eh a lot of stuff is different in the Injustice universe. Remember at this point Supergirl has never shown up before and Jaime isn't BB yet. I guess in this Swamp Thing and Ivy have yet to meet before now.

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