Are you sexually active?

Are you sexually active?

only with myself im so horny

It's funny when they ask this

I'm not, I'm ugly and don't want to lower my standards, so that's that

>doctor asks me this
>"does that include masturbation?"
>she smirks

Fucking whore

Well I'm active, and I'm sexual.

What movie is this?

I'm sexual many things, active isn't one of them.

No, I just lay there.

no I prefer to be raped

...

No. I'm not active in the slightest at much.

Not yet ;)

Only on Second Life

is that a trick question?

>have symtoms really similar to an STD
>they dont even bother asking if im sexually active
j-just

same user being ugly is the worst.

i am now
*unzips dick*

No. I'm married.

I literally went to the doctor Monday and he asked this


"Not really"


It's been a year since I've gotten any

I'm on sabattical

"I'm about to be."

She's cute though.

I find sex disgusting because I was raped when I was a child.

MAH MAN

i didn't know we were posting reddit memes

go on...

My doctor asked me this last visit. I didn't quite understand the question, I assumed she meant "have you had sex lately?" I said something like "not recently no." I don't think she even knew what it meant either because she made it seem like it meant "are you a virgin?" but if that were the case why didn't she just ask that?