Get homicide down here. They're gonna wanna see this

Get homicide down here. They're gonna wanna see this.

>somebody dies
>he's gone....call it in

>and your other badge.

>jaded coroner eats messy take out during the autopsy

>in English, doc!

>What did you find, coroner?
>Well, he's dead
>Great analysis, chief...

>"We're gonna need a drink after this. First rounds on you"

>character is a tech specialist
>"So what's that mean in English, Gizmo?"

>*places sandwich on cadaver*

>Homicide detective fucks the body

>cops find rotting corpse
>rookie vomits
>the veterans laugh at him

>cop is scared to pull his gun because he killed someone in the past, but in the end he has to use it to save a kid or something

>just eighteen, still a fucking kid...

>character gags when entering the room due to the rotting smell of the corpse

>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!

>and your other cadaver

>Character mentally connects dots to figure out the next step of the mystery
>Immediately leaves the scene without telling anyone this relevant information
>"....uhhhh Chief, where are you going?"

have you ever actually smelled a rotting human corpse?
worst thing ive ever smelled in my life

>it's a locked room mystery episode

>there's something i need to do

>bunch of photos and maps and shit with strings connecting them all over a wall

>Female Character introduced
>Always has to do some sort of physical action where the guys around her are impressed

i breath out of my mouth

>Family eating breakfast in the morning
>Character claims they need to leave
>Still an entire plate of food in front of them they barely touched

>character gets shot
>stares with a dead pan for like 15 seconds until blood slowly starts to drool from mouth then look at bloody hand and realize he got shot then slowly gets weaker and falls to the ground

What's up with her shouoder?
>still would definitely fugg deformed frogo-pepa/10

>"you sure you can handle this?"
>takes the magazine out and puts it back in

>pumps gun to mean business

>do you know how to use one of these?
>here, safety on safety off point and pull the trigger

>h-how does this work
>point it at them and pull the trigger, now let's go

>police chief is actually a corrupt criminal

>the good guy who's sexist racist ugly pale skinned guy with an eye patch and a hook hand turns out to be actually bad

>it’s a stabler unloads his clip into a runaway car with a kid in the trunk episode
Truly SVU and Stabler are the best

>>*places sandwich in cadaver so it stays warm*

>That's almost verbatim Hopper's instruction to Bob
>Almost all of these tropes fit stranger things

but cadavers are cold

> where did you learn to give a blowjob like this
> i grew up with five brothers

> cocks hammer to get answers

>bomb timer reads 10 seconds and starts counting down normally
>protagonist spends 9 seconds trying to reach the bomb
>cuts back to bomb timer
>0:07

>power goes out
>all human society falls into post-apocalyptic chaos within a week

Protagonist: "Why my family?"

Antagonist: "Why MINE?"

>answers cock to get hammers

>FBI shows up to crime scene
>"Who's running this dog and pony show?"
>"We're in charge now"

HAMMERS COCK TO GET ZEE ANSWERS

had to delete that pepe
much too rare

>you can't do that!
>we can and we did

I worked in a hospital in college and that doctor kept a 12 pack of coke in the the body freezer. But not with the bodies.

...

this is why i dont post my pepes
fags like you

>holds a conversation while driving
>doesn't watch the fucking road

>warm sangwich
????

>coroner starts fingering female corpse

>protagonist is a hot head
>solves crime by himself

>mentor gets killed on rookie's first mission

>CIA, just got word from federal, this is our case
>*Men in suits and sunglasses arrive* Secret service, we'll be taking over this case boys

>you have no jurisdiction here

>'Criminal' gets captured
>Episode still has like 15 minutes left to fit in lame twist

>I’m in charge
>Not anymore you’re not

We haven't had one of these threads in a while, it's about to get comfy.

>"chief! that's not following protocol!"
>"shut the fuck up you stupid nigger"

how is it moral to let some creep fondle your dead sister or daughter's naked body after they die? serious question

>chuk chuk

That sound gets me hard now.

>Just give me a few days to catch this guy
>You've got until midnight then you're dropped from this case

>and your *other* case

>female character acts like a bitch

>racks shotgun multiple times before the shootout
>round isn't ejected

theres literally one of these faggot threads everyday
sometimes 2 or 3 at a sngle time in the catalog

science dear Goyim, seriously theres some pics of a coroner plucking out eyes and fingering some dead chick, niggas are fucked up

>chief holds press conference
>"we're devoting all our resources to catching this guy"
>two detectives working case

>Bolousky my office now!
>The press are going to have a field day with this!
>I got the DEA up my ass!

>detective hunting violent criminal/terrorist
>goes to his possible safe house by himself or with one other person who is most likely not armed

>getting cuffed on the hood of a car
>criminal continues to try and break free

>you know how much this is gonna cost the department?
>chief, I was jus-
>enough! your off the damn case

>specialist tries to defuse bomb
>3 wires: blue, green, and red
>clock counting down while he decides to either cut the blue or green wire
>as timer gets closer to zero hes switching back and forth from the blue and green wire
>in the final moments he cuts the red wire
>domb defused with 2 seconds to spare
i have the perfect pepe for thi but you faggots like to steal

>Im gettin’ too old for this shit

>how did you know it was that one
>i didn't

>I'll have your badge for this

>We can do this the easy, or the hard way. Your call.

I feel like I've actually seen this in something.

>look it doesnt have to be this way
>nobody has to get hurt
>just put.
>the gun.
>down.
>and everyone walks away

>goddamn it you've been drinking on the job again
>you're a disgrace to the badge

It appears whoever changed the pic to add wojak to her bra fucked up somewhere along the way

Lul

>give me the bottle
>and your other bottle

>walks up to desk
>taps a beer from his drawer

>and what's this huh?
>GOOGAIN?!
>You gonna go away for a long time pal
>Unless, of course...

> one of them 2 days from retirement

>first day in prison
>literally all the other prisoners in the entire complex are rattling the bars, pounding on doors, yelling obscenities and taunting the new guy as he walks to his cell

I'm afraid to ask

[At gunpoint] I didn't kill my wife!

I don't care whyte boy!

m-magnum force?

its not that crazy
just a homeless guy who decided to die in the woods me and my friends would go to smoke in
this happened 10 years ago
we though it was a deer carcass
it was winter time so his body had time to rot since hardly anyone was visiting the trails
it smelled so fucking bad
it was so distinct too
like how they say
>death was in the air
its funny that its a trope in a trope thread but its so fucking true
weird thing is another body was found in the same park earlier this year

Are you killing homeless people knowing you can get away with it?

hot.

no
that photo doesnt it justice
like the park is deep in these rich suburbs right across the river from georgetown
very hard to get to
and arlington is very hilly
the park is in a valley
it takes like 30 minutes if your walking slow to get to the riverfront
we would go there to drink and have beach party bonfires
i grew up in a pretty cool place

>Coroner takes a violin string out from the corpse's vagina
>"Apparently this woman had a thing or two for music"