You know.... I'm something of a holocaust researcher myself

You know.... I'm something of a holocaust researcher myself.

You know.... I'm something of a Egyptian ancestry researcher myself.

Oh... reary?

is the app back?

nah. saved it from another thread

>faceappmind

Back to Auschwitz?

>"Give me your hand, I've been like a father to you. Be a son to me now."
>"I had a father, his name was Ben Parker, and the last words he said to me were..."
>Peter's eyes narrow on Norman's face
>"A jew always leads with the nose."
>"...Godspeed, goyim."
>Peter backflips, avoiding the slider and stabbing Norman Osberg
>"Rraah, now it's six million and one!"

You know.... I'm something of a fecal matter researcher myself.

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>You know, I'm something of a white man myself. 90% Italian

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>I had to whip an old nigger just to get these cranberries.
Times sure have changed...

>Oh Pete, you're such a jew.

What did Raimi mean by this?

>"I was there, Peter. 1944. Josef Mengele. I was with him when he did those things to those stinking Jewish vermin. I want us to revive his work, Peter. Together we can make the world he dreamed of."

>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye chinks from a helicopter in the middle of a some god forsaken jungle. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the supple brown ladyboy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a rickety bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing her gook village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

>tfw when Uncle Ben had PTSD-induced Vietnam flashbacks and chased Peter around the house in his old Commando uniform while wielding a kitchen knife screaming "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS TIME CHARLIE" while Aunt May hid in the basement

it really was a different time

OC here

>You want door fix Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do. I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? Is fair. We take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... They will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know rent has been paid.

>For this month.

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake....

>Parker! There's a blackie in my spiderman photos. Dont you know that 15% of population responsible for over 50% of crime rate? I'm not paying for these... You're fired!
I guess those were different times.

>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great reresponsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>[Ben looks directly at the camera.]
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

>The Human Holocaust? That's it? That's the best you got?
>"Come on kid, at least pick something that actually happened!"

The most impressive one ive seen was with Octopus and the power of the Sun. That unnamed comedian-user hit my 'hory shit' nerve for sure.

>Hail Hirohito, Nippon strong!
>Imperial Japan did nothing wrong.
>Rape of Nanking? No such thing.
>It just Chinese storytelling!
>Unit Seven-Three-One was a lie.
>Look out, Korean guy,
>for glorious Samurai!
>Atomic bomb was a crime,
>Worst attack of all time!
>Brits tremble before our power,
>Australians run and cower!
>To glorious Nippon steel,
>the rest of world will surely kneel!
Just watched the extended cut and i was baffled that it wasn't cut out of the movie

>Jazz hands

>You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
heh. Every time.

>tfw don't want to bother reading posts without any (YOU)s

>Hey kids, dont play in the street with filthy ragheads because they're responsible for majority terrorist attacks in NYC even if they're secretly funded by CIA to create chaos in the world from which jews can profit.
>Yes, Mr. Spiderman
>Seig heil, kids.

Chuckled, thanks.

Guess I'll ask here. Is there anyway to get those race filters? Even online? surely it can't completely be off the face of the earth right?

you just can't

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>Oh, Mary Jane Watson? You have the hots for that stupid little cunt? Of all the kikes in the world, you fall in love with the one with no money. And she wants to be a model, put tits and a red wig on a street rat and it will be more attractive. Do you think I call her Double Bubble cause of her tits? No, it's cause all of the gum she shows when she flashes that retard smile. You need to find a a good girl like your Aunt May. May isn't even her real name, it's Barbra or some shit like that. I call her May cause it's the 5th month of the year and we would do it at least 5 times a day back then. Also, I told her, if she gets out of line, I MAY show her the back of my hand. Anways, I'll pick you up here at 10.

No, the thing that troubles me though is that no one has made like a freebooted version of it. There is clearly a demand for this feature, but somehow no one has taken the time to mimic it. I personally think that FaceApp is a CIA op, but I'd use it for memes and nothing else.