What if Morty wasa 14 years old girl instead of a boy?

What if Morty wasa 14 years old girl instead of a boy?

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I don't know, what?

The show wouldn't have been able to air.

This

Constants and variables.

Then the show would be an anime

He'd be a lot less cute then.

Rick wouldn't take her on adventures.
In my personal head cannon, the reason our Rick doesn't like girls on adventures and left his family is because he used to adventure with Beth but she got the shit raped out of her by aliens, he wiped the memory and left in shame.

(S)He'd have to wear a lot of Summer's pee-stained hand-me-downs.

This is actually a fascinating theory

I'm intrigued

she'd be CUTE!

There'd be a lot more porn of this series.

He did take a particular slight at Mr. Jelly beans rape attempt.

Rick was awfully defensive of Summer when she came with him for the first time.

He doesn't really seem to be too hung up on prejudices and doesn't really accuse women of stupidity- just in need of protection. This same strong sense of protection comes up as well when Summer gets a job and when he leaves Summer in the ship. It feels like his objection to adventures with women is based on personal experience.
And the way Beth idolizes and dotes on Rick suggests that before he abandoned her that they were incredibly close, he was likely still tearing it up interdimensionally, so if they were to have that bond she'd probably have come along with him. There's also just something about Beth that seems /off/.

>I need you to put these seeds way up your butt Morticia
And it got cancelled after one episode

Also, a second dumb dramatic headcannon is that Rick somehow manufactured Jerry or arranged Beth's accidental pregnancy.
It's just that the prevalence of Morties in the universe as well as how useful they are to Ricks doesn't seem entirely coincidental , and it also seem weird that a girl with a genius level intelligence could fuck birth control up in that many instances of reality.
Rick's hatred for Jerry is also greater than what would seem normal for a pretty benign doofus, it's the kind of anger we usually see Rick directing at himself or his mistakes.

Should be noted that the current Beth isn't even Rick's real daughter. And we don't know how many times he's abandoned his dimension before he started bringing the Morty we know along.

God knows what happened to Rick's original family.

Your screen cap would be a lot better.

It would work if Rick was a chick, then she could call Morticia a stupid bitch and it would be funny without "triggering" anyone. Although I don't know what a female Rick would look like.

Or, it'd just be regular Rick and Summer. They were funny in Something Ricked this Way Comes.

>Rick's hatred for Jerry is also greater than what would seem normal for a pretty benign doofus

I always attributed this to the fact that Jerry knocked up his daughter at a young age and isn't the father Rick would personally like to see him be.

>You dodged a bullet, Morticia, trust me: Phimotic. Dick.
>Wh-What's wrong with that? That doesn't seem like a problem to me... I don't know.

Probably the same that happened with the Love Potion incident.
In that reality, their original Rick was a deadbeat/died, and thus he was able to reinsert himself there. Or Original Rick accidentally caused the death of the rest of the family and went to a reality where only he was killed.

Morticia a cute

>I need to shove these seeds WAAAAAAAAY up your butthole, Morticia
>O-Oh jeeze, Rick!
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>"Take a shower with me Morticia!"
>"What?"
>"Listen to me Morticia, get your clothes off and get in the shower right now! Y-y-you gotta trust me Morticia!"

She exist in Pocket Morty's. So canonically Morticia is one of the Morty's o some dimension.

"This Morty is from a dimension where her mother’s womb was 32.54F degrees warmer during the early stages of gastrulation. The moon was also 384,900km away. That matters, folks."

what if both were girls and everyone stay the same imaging Monica having a crush on the stereotypical popular girl that makes her life a living hell

You typically can't show bad/gross shit happening to a young girl the same way you can get away with showing it happen to a young boy.

Which might explain why Mabel often gets off a lot easier than Dipper does.

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Pretty much

I sont have her yet in the game but i did get the egg morty, now i just need to level it until i get thebome true morty

According to Morticia creator, she is in a relationship with Jessica.

Morticia has more balls than Morty, for having an easier life.

But Morty was nearly raped too.

Buzzfeed would make a video about how the show promoted rape culture

>particular slight
He killed him when he connected the dots

I kind of wish we could go back to the era when only religious nuts were moral guardians and we could all agree they were insane.

That Universe already exists they just don't do anything with it.

Boring. Morty is so much more hotter and cuter as a boy. Episode where Morty meets a Kaworu-expy WHEN, ROILAND?

Given the whole infinite variations thing, isn't Morticia and Rikki both possible?

>he used to adventure with Beth but she got the shit raped out of by Jerry. When he found out Beth was pregnant with Jerry's rape child, Rick wiped both of their memories and turned Jerry into the pathetic spineless man we see today

Fixed that for you.

I've noticed that, yeah.

Gazorpazorp episode would have had her impregnated by the sexbot and giving birth to an alien

Another reason the show would've been cancelled.

oh geez

m-muh confused dick

I didn't know there was a way to make the ballsack mouth into a cute :3

Dan Harmon would have austistic fit.

beth isn't a genius

shes above average

jesus christ i'm getting some weird dejavu, have we had this literal exact thread before?

Then the problem wouldn't be getting a romantic dates it would be fending them off.

yes, several threads in fact, with fanart and all.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSBIAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNS

Why can't she scissor the robot and get the bot pregnant

Easy. Our Rick is supposed to be the Rickest Rick out of all the Ricks, the biggest non-conformist of the lot. And you know why that is? He's the only Rick who didn't leave his family, staying around to help Beth raise his grandchildren. He had a good relationship with his OG family and sees his current one as inferior to them.

So what happened? While he didn't bail but he still went on adventures with his Morty, the one from the opening credits. You know the one left behind with the frog monsters? That Morty. Rick back to find his Morty, the one he helped raise, only he couldn't find any sign of him. Unable to face his family, he took the place of a Rick who died before returning to Beth. Rick enters a state of depression due to what happened and the state of this alternate family, so begins to take this new less-cocky Morty out on adventures.

But Rick's Morty survived as the evil Morty.

Even though posted on drawthread, just going to leave this here.

>also might take requests for other Morticia shit, so just mention what you'd like to see.

I'd be down for more of this little black dress

bluh

I just wish awful things would happen to cartoon girls like they do to cartoon boys. Is that so much to ask for?

Rick would've already had sex with her.

Morticia isn't from a gendeswapped universe. She is just a Morty that happened to be born female

if we're talking about the canon Morticia then it wouldn't happen, as her being a girl is the only initial major difference her reality has from all the others, so she'd just have a female sexbot that is in the background of her room that she'd occasionally have sex with, so basically we wouldn't have Raising Gazorpazorp as an episode, similarly I'm betting Rick Potion #9 doesn't happen either(but then I assume that episode's events only happen to the show's main R&M pair and one or two other sets), not sure if any other episodes would be heavily affected as well though(especially since I haven't seen much of Season 2 yet)

something cute with her and Jessica, also I second suggestion

>Morticia isn't from a gendeswapped universe. She is just a Morty that happened to be born female
exactly, and it's both more interesting than a full R63 one and makes more sense

the freckles piss me off
morty doesnt have any nor does anyone in the smith family its wrong in a weird way

Solid.

And the request for LBD is done!

I'll see what I can do about first request

Sup Forums would only talk about how they want to fuck her

Well, no fucking shit.

I've been reading some Summers/Rick fanfiction and I'm really into it.
I hope season 3 will rekindle that ship.

do americans lose their noses when they grow up?