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;_;

>my life: the scene

it's what he gets for being a genetic trainwreck
also for lying to the group

>tfw you didn't even have the balls to ask girls out

>tfw girl asks you out when you are 12 year old and you reject her because you feel too much pressure of having gf.
>Years later you are 27 khv

Here we go again, /r9k/.

dustin is my favorite, what did he do?

The scene that triggered Sup Forums's PSTD

sheltered the demigorgon spawn

Oh man, the memories are getting back

>girl asks you out on a date
>fail miserably, awkwardly stumble through the whole evening, asking dumb questions and acting stupid, because no social skills and first date ever
>hear her audibly groan a couple of times
>realize how horrible it went only couple of days later
>you're 26 years old

>tfw girl at college party talks to you and wants you to come with her to her dorm room
>you decline, thinking she doesn't actually mean it because no one could be attracted to an ugly freak like you, she's likely pulling some evil prank

therapy? nah i'm good

>It'll probably get better once I'm older

WRONG

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>12 years old, go out with friends for the first time
>cute lolli tells me I HAVE to make out with her
>get scared and leave
I blame my mother

>tfw asked out many girls and never dated anyone yet
>tfw the only one that once agreed to at least just "hang out" (after I asked her a bunch of times) showed up dressed like she just got off bed, probably to prove the point that she does not like me

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I hate my life lads, the only reason I watch movies and post here is escapism to help deal with my depression and the fact I'm a social reject

Jokes on you, I'm a wizard and I don't care anymore.

You took the wrong pill lad

To be fair, it was likely a prank.

>girls laugh at a boy being rejected
why do they do this?

>All my older relatives ask when I'm gonna start having kids
>Parents want grandchildren
>Realize I'm the only male on dad's side of the family
>Family name will die with me if I don't have kids
>Need a date first

It's easier and more fun being evil when you know you can get away with it. Nobody taught them morals.

lmao

omfg what a fucking creep!!! gross!!!

>11ish years old, playing doctor with neighbor girl at her house
>alone in her dad's office, i'm lying on my back, completely naked, on her dad's desk
>she puts a steel paper weight on my dick and "operates"
>paper weight feels very cold, dick shrivels up a little, visibly moves
>she starts giggling maniacally, like some evil scientist
freaks me out to this day lads

Fuck, I just realized I'm in the same situation as you and never stopped to think about it. Shit.

Do you really want kids? I'm on the same-ish boat, except only my grandmother wants me to have children. If I don't have any my family name dies with me (though it's not an uncommon surname to be fair). I like the evil feeling of having the power to kill my family name on my hands and going through with it.
I like the idea of shitting on the whole family tree. That after generations of men that had kids I decide I don't feel like it.

did he do it out of evil intention, or just felt sorry for the baby demon spawn?

Anyway i hope he finds new friends

>25 years old
>Ranted to my dad for the first time last night about never having a gf
>He says "Youre a good looking guy, everythings fine."
>Reply, "If I was actually was good looking I would have had a girlfriend by now."

I think I have given up.
Ive spent the last year desperatly tying to find a gf and did things I never thought Id ever do to fin love. It all failed.

>Made a bunch of advances on women
>Ended up getting friend zoned by all of them
>The prettiest one genuinely thinks I'm her best friend (seriously)
>Tried Tinder with a gold account for 6 months
>150 matches- 50 conversations that went nowhere- 0 dates
>Went to clubs with girl friends
>Got drunk and danced with like 20 girls
>Ended up wasting my first kiss on a sloppy black girl who asked me to kiss her on the dance floor
>Got her number and she wanted to fuck but I didnt when I found out she was 35 years old

I want off this ride I give up

just rape someone.

What's the gold account for?

>tfw 25 and still khv

>didn't fuck her

user you need to penetrate someone

>wasting my first kiss
Only idiots give importance to "first" anythings.

unlimited likes

You were trying to hard, women can smell the desperation. Now that you've given up you'll likely have more success.

In other words just b yourself bro

I just want to have a family. And kids to teach the wonder of the world. Why I have to pass a harshest test of social skills first?

serious question, if you are over the age of 17 and haven't had sex yet, why haven't you killed yourself?

fuck outta here Atia

> having sex with women
You guys dodged a bullet

>why haven't you killed yourself?
I'm a coward.

>All my older relatives ask when I'm gonna start having kids

I'm glad all my family knows what a loser I am so they dont have to ask me questions like that

>ugly as sin
>get bullied relentlessly because of it
>develop asocial personality, no friends and bitter as fuck
>girls basically run away from me
>literally hate everything at this point
>probably riddled with all kinds of personality disorders
>relatives ask me to "keep trying"

i never asked for this

> I want to teach kids the wonder of the world
> But I have no social skills

Then how the fuck would you teach anything to anyone?

living your life based on sex is such a carnal minded way of thinking.
I feel sorry for the thirsty virgin, having sex aint gunna fix your life man....
It okay to be a virgin man

I'll teach them to not make the same mistakes I did, for one.

This scene was basically saying this is what he got for being a kind of lying little shit this season
He'll redeem himself next year.

>It okay to be a virgin man
not in this society, man virginity has no value.

There are plenty of ugly people out there that made it in life.
You want people to feel sorry for you, but you're the only one to blame.

100% he will grow up to look better than all the other boys

>it's ok that i'm spending all of my youth playing vidya alone because i'll have my whole adult life to be busy and successful, and, as long as i'm getting good grades, it means i must be on the right track for success, right? right? RIGHT?

without social skills? I doubt it

Raising a kid is far harder than getting laid

You think Dustin will shoot up the school later in life? I can imagine him becoming lonely and bitter once they get to High School and all his other friends ditch him for more popular crowds, some even take part in the bullying just so they can be on top and seem like Alphas but they'll never truly be while spreading rumours they know about him, Dustin will retreat further into isolation while eventually becoming known as the odd kid with weird hobbies despite his attempts at having an positive personality.

Nah, Steve and Billy team up to set up Chad camp for Dustin.

Mike will be the school shooter type.
Dustin will become the chad

>My first major crush in middle school asks to be bf and gf
>Try to say yes, but answer so autistically and spergtastically that she thinks you mean no
>O-okay rather than correct her

I turned out better than you'd think, but I will still always hate myself for that one.

My nigga Lucas got the girl in the end, that's what's up.

literally me

Religious indoctrination too strong, fear of hell.
Don't want to make my parents feel sad because I'm their only son.
I'm curious about the 2020s.

I can relate to that first part. I thought bullying because of my looks would end with high school. How wrong was I. Random people on the street go out of their way to make fun of my face. Religious people make fun of my face. People that everyone says "he/she's a great person" about them also make fun of me.
I fantasize about doing the whole ISIS running over random people with a truck thing out of revenge on the world.

>Make out with classmate while drunk during highschool years
>Following weeks she tries to get close to me several times
>Be too embarrassed about what happened that I sperg out and turn down all her advances

Mike and Dustin will become the Columbine kids when they become teens in the 90's.

t. not virgin

Get out of here normie.

That's pretty pathetic, to kill yourself over being a virgin. There's way more to life than that.

I was 21 when I got my first gf and she‘s a real qt actually. There‘s hope

It's not like I don't have any social skills. Like this guy , I have ton of friends, I go out. I just don't have a gf, never had. And I tried, but apparently, I'm just too nice, too good of a friend.
Spending some time with kids of my friends or relatives is great, I love it. I know I can be a good dad.

Are you me?

Went on a date with her not realising thats what it was.

>there's more to life than procreating

>dude just play vidya instead lmao

ITT: Normies roleplaying as losers

delete

And them losing it has none as well. Just don't tell people you are a virgin.

Also if it helps, I lost mine when I was 28 on my wedding night.

I worked out, went to Church and RCA, found a girl.

Not really. I never had problems getting a gf/sex while growing up. I have every single memory of fucking all that young pussy back when it was legal for me to do so, and experiencing the thing they call "young love." Stay mad :^)

23 yo khv, my friends tell me the same shit, I'm "too nice." I don't even know what that fucking means!

been a virgin is been pure, forget what society thinks man it full of pervert and degenerates.

Be proud of been a virgin man, dont become a carnal minded fool.
stay pure boys...only lose your virginity if you are getting married, dont follow hollywood ways of whoring. it filth

If that's what you get happiness out of, might as well. As long as you're able to sustain yourself you can do what you want with your free time.
There are more kinds of legacies than a biological one.

>lmao at those other kids partying and doing drugs and dating/having sex. They'll never get anywhere in life hahahaha. I may not have any real friends but at least I don't have fake friends like the popular kids hahaha. Study now, have fun later. When I get taller and my beard comes in and I make a lot of money then girls will be all over me.
>end up going to the same uni as them
>they now have their shit together and get good grades and party moderately
>have literally no clue what to with my life
>at least one semester behind everyone else with eternal holds on my account
All part of the plan.

sorry, not interested in having family with modern women.

shutter to think about how she looks, lad.

>tfw I was once at a university beer festival that gradually turned into a sort-of-club night and I encouraged one of my ugly friends to go up to quite-pretty girl and chat her up and he did and she just kind of froze up and then he left

I felt really bad after.
it's bad to give ugly people unrealistic expectations

losing your virginity != procreating, you moron. If you cared so much about losing your virginity, why the fuck would your first impulse be to kill yourself and not to just pay a hooker or escort? Then again, I guess that ultra defeatist, depressive mindset is exactly why you are a virgin.

>Spending some time with kids of my friends or relatives is great, I love it. I know I can be a good dad.
heroin addict incoming

ass is way too big

That's me.

He ain't wrong. You are over thinking it All, getting laid will actually calm those worries. It's like applying for a job, you worry about never getting offered a position but get some callbacks for interviews. If you never go for those interviews, you won't get a chance to build on the experience of failed ones.

I feel even more pressure knowing that my ancestors who perservered through a line of poor, hard living men and women ends with me; posting memes on Sup Forums without any prospects to speak of.

i'm not though?
keep coping, baby gurl

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do you sometimes think at night of how many miles of cock she's had?

>Le 56% faec

>my birthday is tomorrow
>i'll be turning 29, one year away from arcane mastery

i really really really do not need to be reading this thread right now

This.
Also I remember when people told me the bullies and chads in high school would have shitty boring lives after that and that the nerds were the ones that would make it big. But now I'm a depressed loser and they have normal happy lives.

>secural Protestants really believe this.

You give up at this point. We would've been dead in the past wars.

Same here lad. So sick of it all, it feels like I'm exhausted. Can't wait for it to end desu. Movies, games and drinking is the only time I don't feel like shit.

>too big of a pussy to commit suicide

I'm afraid it will hurt.

This.

That drawing is so simple yet so accurate