Actors you KNOW have NEVER sexually assaulted anyone

actors you KNOW have NEVER sexually assaulted anyone

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In fact, I believe goose was sexually assaulted by a female casting agent himself, but keeps silent about the crime to protect the woman's dogs

>implying he doesn't sexual assault himself
>impyling Eva hasn't walked in on him simultaneously crying, masturbating and punching himself, telling himself to be quiet and let it happen
>implying he doesn't deny it the next day

>implying he doesn't penetrate himself into 99% of women's late night thoughts

This

I know someone who knows Tom Hanks personally. Allegedly the guy is the tamest person you'll ever meet.

He assaulted women by not being into them. THOUGHT RAPE

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>I was sexually assaulted by Ryan Gosling #metoo
>he kept asking if he could call me mommy
>he said don't ruin your career for just five minutes of my mommy milkies

>tfw this is unironically what I would do with women if I was the Goose

they're the ones you don't have to worry about raping you because they're going to kill you and do terrible shit to your body afterwards instead

I really thought he was eating watermelon for a second

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I'd bet he sexually assaulted himself as an early teen, at the least.

hes probably the sickest of them all

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>kevin spacey
>brett ratner
>harvey weinstein
>bill o'reilly
>roger ailes
>donald trump

notice how all the sexual predators are white?

Mark Hamill

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Why does Sup Forums loves Gosling so much? Guys, girls all seem to have crush on him.

He could bounce around with any broad; it doesnt matter. Bitches know hes diamond-plated.

>donald trump
>sexual predator
come on, man..

Jim Carrey (please god don’t ruin the cable guy and ace ventura and the mask and liar liar for me)

are you implying he isn't?

who is bill cosby

Proofs

>I just grab them by the pussy

The Rennerssance is coming.

Of course he isn't. Somehow everyone loved Donald Trump, until he decided to run for president.

>they let you
>let you
what is consent

brits don't do the watermelon thing. that's just american blacks.

Why do numales love him so much?

You and I have said worse in male company.

He was a mousketeer as a kid, he was the one being assaulted.
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>like ew, he doesn't respect women ugh

I think everyone loves him. Have you ever heard something bad about Gosling?

lmao

Can someone that isn't a Sup Forums cross poster reply to me with the same question instead

Our eternally living boy, Keanu.

>that's just american blacks.
I think Dave Chappell said it best "If you don't like fried chicken and watermelon there's something wrong with you... Shit's delicious."

I don't know about sexual harassment but Jim Carrey is a pretty weird guy now

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Gilbert Gottfried

>implying all niggers are not rapists

>everyone laughed at Donald Trump when he was a harmless joke of a celebrity
I mean I really like Radiohead, but I'd still have a problem with Thom Yorke running for president, probably because he's hilariously underqualified for such an important position.

Quintessencially british

Light autism + good looks = instant empathy

I heard he tried walking out of a store without paying for 15 milkyways

>Compared musician with a multi billionare business man
If you had to pick between these two, which one would you pick?

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>be me
>be trans
>live in LA
>do some escorting
>had some guy contact me
>he was a bodyguard for a celeb
>wouldn't tell me who
>had to sign an NDA and no phone or cameras allowed
>bodyguard picked me up and blindfolded me
>drove me to a house and searched me
>go into the room
>oh shit, it's an A list celebrity
>we fug
>bodyguard drops me off

Best $5k I ever made. He was great in bed and ended up recommending me to other celebs and Hollywood executives. I have a lot of "straight" clients.

he has autism?

I wish ryan gosling would sexually assualt me desu

is this a fucking shutterstock photoshoot? wtf is this shit?

i member that

>want to fuck a tranny
>find one online
>she's pretty so I book a session
>go over
>start fucking
>she doesn't get hard
>try stroking her then sucking her
>nothing

Fucking disappointing

jews are not white you cunt

This dude has suffered enough, all he literally wants to do is fall asleep on the couch watching ww2 docs with his cats.

fuck this insecure manlet.

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He's a nice guy

i bet the goose has been more sexually assaulted by women and men than all the women in hollywood combined

He's gay AS FUCK and to be honest probs a bottom.

>wanna try a tranny
>see a massage parlor listing with ladyboy masseuses
>go
>start getting massage and feel bulge
>owo what's this?
>get happy ending and ask to see dick
>fuck for more money
>start doing this every week for like two years
Tranny ass is WAY better than pussy. Though it's weird if they want you to call them "mommy".

He's the epitome of the handsome, silent and mysterious guy that girls love to gush about.

But Sup Forums loves him as well.

Yeah but you're not Sup Forums

Because Sup Forums wants to be that guy.

I'm Sup Forums.

thom yorke in a fucking heartbeat are you retarded?

lol he funded the entire miss universe organization just so he could peep on and grope young girls. predator is too cool a term, trump is beta as fuck. that's probably why you like him

>t. I'm with Her!
Still better choice than Hillary.

>if you're not a trump-faggot you're with shillary
Both are human dumpster fires that would/will annihilate this country

Let me guess, lolbertarian?

Wrong direction.

commie then.

UUUU