>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one movie with you.
Choose wisely..
Why can't I bring my external hard drive with 200 films on it?
this is the stupidest shit I've ever read, if the sun crashed into the earth it would be completely fucking vaporized you retard
Koyaanisqatsi would make sense.
the emp from the sun will fry the computers, there is only vhs allowed in the bunker
hehe le science
back to 'ddit with you
Is the sun crashing into the earth or is the earth crashing into the sun???
Is that the teletubbies house?
Wtf? The vhs tapes would be fucked as well as the vcr retard
Sneed: Origins
explain yourself.
I don't think any underground bunker would survive an impact between sun and earth, op
and how would an emp break vhs tapes?
both
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth
Pope Urban VIII, is that you!?
is this the most retarded thread on Sup Forums?
in this scenario, the crash happened at night
is this the most newfag post on Sup Forums?
Did you and OP know that the Sun is million of time bigger than the Earth?
Do you know what literally ANYTHING is?
OK. Let me break it down for you.
1) EMP stands for "Electro-magnetic pulse". It's a powerful burst of energy in the EM spectrum - exactly what it says on the tin.
2) A magnetic tape record, like VHS (or 8 track, or casette) is... magnetic. If you pass a strong magnet over a VHS tape, it will corrupt the data.
3) ....
Ostrich: The Post
but the earth is literally a rock. with mostly water on it while the sun is fire
last I checked when fire touches rock/water it leaves them warm but unharmed...
>200 word essay due tomorrow
>cant stop posting on Sup Forums
what do?
I think user meant that the Earth would be vaporized. The sun would give exactly zero fucks.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
and we're going to hide in the teletubbies house? fuck that shit. hiding for years with them and their fucking hoover and i'll go insane. Let me die in the cleansing fire.
Also are you queermo's gonna watch their tummy tv's?
>TELL ME ABOUT THE SUN
>WHY DOES HE EXPULSE THE SOLAR WINDS
Probably just copypaste some good looking quotes from /tv and call it an essay.
I mean, how long does it even take to write a 200 word essay? Ten minutes? That's like three paragraphs.
I thought this was going to be some interesting thread regarding the teletubbies, now i'm just laughing because he probably thought that was a bunker of some sorts.
how do you KNOW the sun is that big? How can anyone be sure it's not smaller?
>thinks the sun orbits the earth
people this dumb still exist?
>not raping them
wait are the teletubbies meant to be kids?
>WHY DOES HE EXPULSE THE SOLAR WINDS
Presumably some former planet he ate gave him gas.
I'll bring the movie Sunshine.
>thinks the sun orbits the earth
>people this dumb still exist?
What do you mean "still"? The human brain hasn't changed significantly in 200K years.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>I'll bring the movie Sunshine.
That really should have been the pic in the OP.
That or the clippy from that Lars movie about the planets crashing.
Only because they haven't done a study on me yet
paraphrase Sup Forums copypastas
>make a stupid le pick one x item thread
>but also make up a story so stupid that redditors will reply saying HURR DURR UR IDIOT!
>thus bringing in bait replies and replies answering the actual question
Smart.
Thats because the fire you checked wasnt burning at more than 5000 °C and was not more than a million time bigger than your rock/recipe of water.
>tfw can't tell if Sup Forums is truly 99% newfags or if they're all being ironic
Interstellel
>how do you KNOW the sun is that big? How can anyone be sure it's not smaller?
It's not like it's particularly hard to verify, if you're really that skeptical. A couple hundred bucks worth of gear from amazon, some elbow grease, and basic highschool trigonometry probably gives you enough to get the diameter to within +/- 10% or so. There's actually a couple ways to do it, too (depending on how much traveling you want to do), so you have the option of crosschecking your work.
touche
No, but we've learned that the earth orbits the sun. it's taught in every school in the world. only dumb people can't fathom it. op is a dumb cunt.
nerd
>200 word essay
Amerifat education system, ladies and gentlemen
70% of Americans unironically believe this is how science works.
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Batman vs. Superman
The sun is much smaller then the earth, just look in the sky to see the difference you literal retard. Fuck this board sometimes.
Retard detected. DVDs are EMP proof. their readers are fucked though
How's the weather in Flatland this time of year?
Same as the nba niggers who believe the earth is flat.
The Sun orbits the Galaxy.