I saw spaceships and shit

>I saw spaceships and shit

And?

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>i dunno man, they were on fire, twas pretty cool thought you might be interested.. time to die

Were the attack ships battling alien species or was it a human conflict in space?

>I saw two consenting adults having sex

Wow, mind blown. Thanks, Kubrick!

I posted this exact thread before seeing you already had one up OP.

Good meme.

It has so much potential. It's like a funnier "DUDE WEED LMAO".

>I saw ten house's gates, Deckard
...and?

>"Seen things you people wouldn't believe"
>Attack ships on fire

Wow, never seen anything like that before. Quite unbelievable indeed.

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it has so much potential that its an unfunny meme that's already unfunny because it was predicated on a deliberate misunderstanding of a scene about subjectivity and experiencing humanity

>Blade Runner is a deep, complex movie and this scene really made me think, please don't make fun of it

>seeing a picture or movie is the same as experiencing something

Millennials everyone

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
What do you mean You People?

Enemy did this better

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>all these moments will be embarrassing, like earrings on an old man

>Yo bruv listen yeah, just listen, yeah ok bruv listen to this... you know Sea Beans yeah? I seen em bruv, no bullshit. I knew yous wasn't gonna belive me bruv but guess what yeah, guess what listen.... They were off Tenners gate and all, no joke I'm being serious with you bruv

You got some nice toys

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

it's more of a continuation of the "DUDE...LMAO" meme

>P-Peter
>I've seen things you wouldn't believe
>community lynches uniting neighbor with neighbor
>I watched wetbacks shot down at the border in Texas
>All these moments lost in time like
>...tears...in the rain
>time...to die

>I've seen Sean Bean in movies you wouldn't believe. His smile glittering in Fellowship of the Ring, eyes afire in Goldeneye... have you seen Ronin, Deckard? It's a really good movie but he's only in it for the first fifteen minutes. He also survives the movie which is crazy for a Sean Bean role
what the fuck, roy

EGGY WEGGS

where were the sea beans glittering though? in the Tan House?

I was there. All those moments, lost in time, like seamen in the water.

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>Memes predicated on deliberate misunderstandings can't be funny
Sneed?

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Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later, right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.

He didnt brag, the point is that he witness great things but they will all be gone and forgotten like cumming in the shower

He didn't see any of that shit, he just wanted to one-up Deckard once more and make feel insecure.

>I watched sea beams glitter in the dark, when me and gf was at the aquarium

what did he mean by this

Based old desert brit man

BEES?

I bin dun seen about errythin when ah see a elephant flaaahhh

>gone and forgotten like cumming in the shower
>gone

t. Never came in shower

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This is one of the weakest attempts at creating a Sup Forums meme that I have seen since I joined this board in August

>all these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. memories of all those people I brutally murdered, such as my good friend Sebastian. turns out the rain is great for washing away blood too

>Hey Deckard, ever seen C-Beams? Yeah, they're not as cool as you'd think... Time to die, I guess...

SNEED
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I hate how Sup Forums has marginalized this moment. Fuck!

Why did Sebastian have to die

>a single sperg posting this same thread over and over again is Sup Forums

My only real point of contention. Roy is a sympathetic-albeit-ruthless character but I draw the line when he kills Sebastian for no goddamn reason. Especially after caring for them and helping them out.

Why is OP constantly trying to force this meme?

Roy kills him because he wasn't impressed with his c-beam stories

because he's too stupid to understand Blade Runner

>a single sperg posting this same thread over and over again is Sup Forums
You familiar with the concept of fractals, user?

I quite liked 2049 but it definitely needed a Rutger character.

Roy as a character was split between K and Luv

It needed a character that did nothing the whole movie except act like an animal and give a monologue at the end?

fuck off idiot.

>Now I'll fuck off
>Like... Jews... in the holocaust
>blagh

Actually critiquing the scene was not the original intent behind the meme. It was as the other user said, a deliberate misunderstanding the same as Sneedposting or Raimiposting, not DUDE WEED posts. But as always happens, actual retards like you who couldn't even name a film you actually think is at all stimulating in the first place, thought people being ironically retarded were a group of like-minded peers holding the door open for you.

all these moments will be burn in time, like jews in the oven

>since I joined this board

I've only ever seen it once, but can someone please post the Norm MacDonald rendition

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>Dumbshit doesn't understand ironic humour.

Must be an Amerifat.

we have sea beans in america too you jerk

Gr8 b8

I want to join in on this meme but I'm too lazy to get screenshots.

>This world isn't real but you can do literally anything you want, like fly and dodge bullets and shit

Wow really? Shit, I'm gonna stay in here then.

>I've taken space shits, Deckard
a little crass but worth mentioning I guess

>ever seen fire deckard?
>yeah? well this was in space

Will Decklets ever recover?

If it was a deliberate misunderstanding probably to trigger people like you who find this movie remotely deep. Stay mad :D

>"off the shoulder"? knowing you Roy you were probably sniffing around Orion's BALLS
battyfags absolutely annihilated

>i've seen ships used for fighting get damaged
>uh huh
>no really, it was too much for words
>that's nice *looking bored on his smart phone*
>DECKARD!
>check this out bucket head *holds up google image search of "ships + fire"
>AWOOOGA *eyes pop out of roy's head*

>hasnt even been near the ten house gate

Deckard fanboys everyone

>harbour

Britcucks, everyone

>52% calling anyone a cuck

DUDE SPACESHIPS LMFAO

>fixating on race and implying the other guy is a cuck

that's right, don't fixate on race. black guys are fucking based. thank god for blessing us with 42 million of them!

fuck this reminds me of being a teenager and discovering the coagulated semen from my last loads clinging to the shower drain and realizing that my mom must have been cleaning it out for months and not saying anything

>fixating on race this hard

calm down there kiddo, no reason to get a woody.

>It has so much potential.
It's an unfunny forced meme for emotionally stunted spergs. Time to hide this.

>2069 redditers

>I watched Sup Forums-memes glitter in the catalog